Morris reports no detonation, and everyone breathes again. Drone Dude is alive, but barely. Jack demands they do whatever it takes to keep him alive, but we all know he'll expire in the infirmary. See, this is what you get when you set up your super secret lair FIVE MINUTES away from CTU. Seriously, how could ANYONE on Team Bad Guy have thought that would be a good idea? They deserve to lose. Fire and rescue teams arrive at the drooone scene and whip out a Geiger counter, which more or less screams at them "YOU'LL BE DEAD WITHIN HOURS".

Time for the big Fuck You! Bill calls Daniels and tells him what happened. Daniels deems the disabled drone a "dirty bomb" and declares that it is valid as a nuclear attack on American soil. Karen naturally freaks out, and even our little troll Tom objects. But Daniels sure is hellbent on the destruction of the world, so he decides to proceed with the nuclear attack on Iraqistan anyway. Walsh informs him that this can take place within the hour. You know what this bunker reeks of? INEPTITUDE.

So what's going to happen? This is almost the exact opposite of the situation from season 2, wherein David Palmer did NOT want to bomb the THREE MYSTERIOUS COUNTRIES that were sort of responsible for terrorist attacks, but the rest of the government (or Mike Novack, that is), did. And then they had Palmer suspended from power. Could Karen and Tom pull off such a thing? And what's the deal with Nadia? Could there be a brain transplant in Wayne Palmer's future? Vote now!

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Comments (4)

y2kcsc Author Profile Page:

Great recap! I thought this episode was pretty good. I loved "check your breath" kiss - haha! Are we really supposed to believe that Chloe and Morris were ever married?!

As for the Nadia situation...I think Milo may be involved. It's a little weird how she was using his access codes, but on her computer and then she got caught for suspicious activity…but then they didn’t notice she was using Milo’s info...I don't know - I think something is up there.

Also, right on about the Presidential doctor being is such a rush, not able to talk to Karen. I was thinking the same thing…what was he doing - making his rounds?! Missing final jeopardy??…come on!!

Keep up the GREAT work!!

24fan:

Your screencaps made me laugh out loud...especially Santa's pissed. Christmas is cancelled. That was great!

fuller:

This recap had me weak! I loved the Anchorman reference. And I too thought the same thing about the drone- Awwwwwww. But the best part of the show was the ineptitude slam. No one can accuse you of ineptitude Screampillar - you're freakin awesome. Keep up the good work!

fuller:

This recap had me weak! I loved the Anchorman reference. And I too thought the same thing about the drone- Awwwwwww. But the best part of the show was the ineptitude slam. No one can accuse you of ineptitude Screampillar - you're freakin awesome.

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