Ah yes. Time for the Fuck You. Heller enters Jack's holding cell, and Jack starts babbling on about how he's going to take care of Audrey and be there for her. "No you won't, Jack," snaps Heller. Damn. He goes on to explain that he doesn't want Jack to come near Audrey ever again, and that what happened to her was his fault. DAMN. Jack tries to protest, but Heller just tells him to stay away. And then, the kicker: "You're cursed, Jack. Everything you touch, one way or another, ends up dead." DAAAMN!! Now that's just hurtful.
"Why didn't anyone watch Crumbs, Jack?! That was damned quality television!!"
So check it out dog, this episode was only okay for me. A little pitchy in some places. I did like the return of Heller at the end there, and I enjoyed his paraphrasing of the classic Charlie Brown line from the Christmas Special, where he puts the ornament on the tree and it falls down and he says that everything he touches gets ruined. It was JUST like that. In fact, you might say that Charlie Brown metaphorically TACKLED the Christmas tree. Aaand we've come full circle. Thoughts? Comments? Where the hell did Chloe run off to?
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Comments (5)
Chloe's totally suicided herself. Totally.
1 of 5 | Posted by Tokens Only
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Posted on May 6, 2007 8:54 PM
What the hell? Heller is still alive? How?
2 of 5 | Posted by joyfulchicken
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Posted on May 6, 2007 11:06 PM
Poor old Chloe. I bet she's been kidnapped by Cheng to fix the component - karma for her 'don't arm nuclear weapons for terrorists' call to Morris.
3 of 5 | Posted by L'il One
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Posted on May 7, 2007 2:23 AM
haha, "change your shoes, mr. rogers, that's a wrap" and even better, the tom lennox picture series -- hilarious, screampillar.
4 of 5 | Posted by Lousy Drunk Morris
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Posted on May 7, 2007 5:59 AM
OK, the time compression is getting ridiculous in this goddamn series. By their own clock, Lisa and the stud undressed, boinked, showered and half-dressed in 5 minutes or less. If that's the case, he ain't much of a hunk.
This once-exciting show is deteriorating fast. There have been so many lame twists to this "day" that nothing made any sense ultimately. But the time thingie has got to be the single most annoying piece of bullshit they've been trying to cram down our throats. At this rate, Jack's going to be able to fly to Washington, visit Palmer and fly back, all in one episode.
5 of 5 | Posted by Tony A.
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Posted on May 7, 2007 11:01 AM