CTU storms into the hotel and Jack angrily tells Mike that he was planning on blowing up the circuit board until Mike decided to play cowboy. Mike shouts that Cheng got away, causing Jack to become totally exasperated and shocked that these morons have endangered world security by not listening to him YET AGAIN. Nadia radios Cheng's last known location to Mike and tells him to place Jack under arrest. Mike handcuffs him as Jack sneers, "I had this handled! Why didn't you listen to me?!" A sentiment that will surely be engraved on Jack's tombstone one day, if in fact he can be killed.

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"AND I'm missing Idol Gives Back! Could this day get any WORSE?"

The teams lead Audrey back into the building and she's babbling like a maniac. She stares at Jack like she doesn't even recognize him. Mike hauls Jack away as he screams that they've done something to her, and Audrey sits on a chair in the fetal position, twitching and jerking around like she's being attacked by an invisible army of screech monkeys. Jack watches in horror at this little freak show and whispers, "My God." Aaaaand scene.

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Spiders! Cobras!

And there we have it. Another infuriating episode in which Jack is tortured by the stupidity of others and their refusal to listen to him. Let's review, shall we? Rule Number One: ALWAYS LISTEN TO JACK. How many times must the man save humanity from extinction before you pay attention? Anyway, pretty standard episode, Cheng got away, so I imagine the hunt for him and the subsequent threats that he will impose will take us through the rest of the season. Bill getting fired is a load of baloney, and I'm sure it's not the last we'll see of him. Audrey's psychosis is quite interesting, though. I'm eager to find out what the deal is with that. Thoughts? Comments? Ever bazookaed a helicopter?

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dw17 Author Profile Page:

The "We have a spy" thing is getting old...

I'm still cleaning up the vomit at my home...

Alot has to happen in the next few hours...like it always does!

Great recap!

kylie Author Profile Page:

This was one of the best recaps I've ever read, absolutely hilarious. Thank you!

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