Take Jack's Breath Away - 
by madeyoulaugh
Just a little something to keep you equally as distracted during tonight’s episode of 24 as I have been for the past 4 1/2 seasons...Jack is always out of breath. Last week, J-Unit came by to watch 24 on my sexy new HD flat screen, which makes me cool. During the show I mentioned to him the Jack Bauer breathing problem, assuming everyone had noticed, but he never had. I thought I'd pass on this tidbit to you guys to see if I was the only person who's noticed that Jack can be standing still in a hallway, sitting on a chair, or simply driving a car and for some reason, 80% of the time, he is totally out of breath. He has the breathing cadence of Edgar Styles after a box of ring dings. This may seem like a random post right now, but tonight when you watch, it will echo in your mind and make complete sense.
Enhancing your television viewing since 2004.
MYL
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Not to mention that fact that he constantly talks in the loud, ragged, breathy whisper. Drives me bonkers. Love the show, hate the whisper. I always wonder if he ate a breath mint before taping, because surely he is blowing some wicked air on whomever he's in the scene with.
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April 24, 2006 9:07 AM(#1 of 8)
BTW, it is the sexy new HD flat screen, along with the bitching HD DVR that make MYL cool, not the fact that I was watching TV with him.
But yes, Jack is out of beath. I don't know if that completely explains the constant hoarse whisper, but it has to mean something...
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April 24, 2006 9:24 AM(#2 of 8)
Yes, appologies if that was unclear. It is the sexy TV that makes me cool, NOT J-Unit. I mean, Im not quite cool enough to get B-Side around, but his rider is such a bitch to fulfill.
MYL
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April 24, 2006 9:38 AM(#3 of 8)
Our boy Keifer is quite he smoker, which might account for some of that breathing...that and the sentox!
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April 24, 2006 9:59 AM(#4 of 8)
The whispering drives me crazy too! Not only Jack Bauer but Wayne Palmer is a whisperer too.
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April 24, 2006 10:12 AM(#5 of 8)
Yeah - it's all those drugs from the 80's!
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April 24, 2006 11:06 AM(#6 of 8)
According to Kiefer's interview in Rolling Stone, he has "never ever tried to quit smoking."
I think we will be listening to his panting for the next three years...
http://www.rollingstone.com/news/profile/story/9596933/alone_in_the_dark_with_kiefer_sutherland
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April 24, 2006 11:40 AM(#7 of 8)
Lotsa ladies dig the whisper, which may or may not be related to the smoking. From what I hear, ol' Kief can barely put down the ciggies long enough to shoot a scene.
Hmph. I've had a HD TiVo for like 3 years, but do I get to be cool? Only in my own mind, I guess.
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April 24, 2006 3:20 PM(#8 of 8)