With Friends Like These, Who Needs Terrorists?

24_2-20-06If anybody told you that they saved nearly a thousand people, including many children (with balloons!), you would probably say job well done. Then again, your world probably doesn't have a bunch of terrorists trying to kill Americans with top secret nerve gas. That's the world that everybody at CTU and the rest of 24 live with each day. President Logan and Lynn McGill were willing to give up an entire mall of people in order to get their hands on the location of nineteen other canisters, but there were some sane people that thought it might not be such a great idea. Whatever the case, all of that is in the past, and now everybody is forced to start from scratch.

By the way, when I said everybody was forced to start from scratch, I did mean everybody, including the terrorists. Apparently, there was a large faction among the terrorists that still wanted to punish Russia, and thought that all of this business with the United States was a bad idea. And since Yellow Tie has been running the shots, Yellow Tie should be the guy who dies. Seems only fair, don't you think? We have a new guy running the show, and although I am not positive, I am pretty sure that I saw him in the finals of that hit show "Being Jeremy Irons". It may sound boring, but they love it on the Beeb. You may think it's strange that these guys decided on some British dude to help them get back at the Russians, until you realize that people with British accents are always good at this sort of thing. I mean, Jack will eventually get to them, but just ask Saunders and Marwan just how far a British accent can get you when you are trying to run an efficient terrorist scheme in and around Los Angeles.

Fake Jeremy Irons has one thing on his mind, and that is getting to Nathanson, who we discovered was the mastermind who worked with Walt Cummings to double cross the Russian rebels by planting the nerve gas with detonators that only he could control. Unfortunately, Nathanson has already bolted his plasma screen dungeon and the only person still there is the poor tech guy who applied for the job thinking it would be cool with all of the computers and technology. If you flunked out of the CTU summer program (which sounds impossible because we know Kim made it through to junior tech), this is probably a pretty good gig.

Poor kid, he probably should have been smart enough to leave when his boss did instead of sitting around running the virus check, because when Fake Jeremy Irons sends a guy over there looking for Nathanson, they are just going to kill you instead. That's exactly what happened, but to tell you the truth, these new terrorist overlords aren't messing around at all. Nathanson calls another person who was working with him, letting this other guy know that Bierko, which doesn't sound British to me, but is easier than saying Fake Jeremy Irons all recap long, is on to them. Nathanson called his man to tell him to start erasing his databases, and got him just in time to hear him get shot over the phone. Hopefully, there is somebody out there looking to kill Spenser as well.

Nathanson is not the only person with a lot on his mind. Lynn McGill calls his sister because along with taking his wallet, they took his key card, and he is going to need his key card to do things. He is very desperate and says that she can max out the credit cards, just let him get his key card back. Stupid Lynn, if he were smart, he would just have Curtis make a visit to her apartment on his way back to CTU. With any luck, the deadbeat boyfriend, who is really the one who doesn't want to give the key card back, might get his neck snapped or something. Instead, he is trying to make deals with his sister, and it's not going to get any easier. The boyfriend, Dwayne, seems like he knows how important that key card is, and he looks like he wants to scalp it for a little ride on the slopes with Tina. The president is already breathing down his neck wondering why the plan didn't go through, and Lynn is starting to take out his problems on other people.

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Comments (29)

RealityTV4Me Author Profile Page:

This was one of the best episodes as far as twists, turns, and new developments are concerned...even with the low body count.

Nathanson looks like Benny Hill. http://www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/guide/images/1024/bennyhillgeneric_1.jpg

plexitoes Author Profile Page:

I've heard all the hype about this show for quite some time, but I wasn't persuaded to watch until I started reading your recaps. Now I'm hooked!

Pierce Author Profile Page:

I think that there was a very simple solution to the whole attack on the Russian motorcade problem. President Pussy could have gone to Suvarov and said that he had received some intelligence about a possible attack on the motorcade. They could then use the excuse that Suvarov plannned to stay for President Palmer's state funeral. Instead of flying all the way back to Moscow to just turn around and fly back he would stay in the states. President Pussy could then ask him to stay as his guest or Suvarov could return to the hotel. Either way his motorcade route would change and Logan would have plausible deniability to the terrorists. I know . . . too logical and it eliminates the missile launcher pointed at the First Lady. I loved this episode too and it looks like the next one won't disappoint either.

I'd really like to see a cross-over episode with LOST and 24 in which Jack and Sayid have a "torture-off." I'm sure that Jack would win, so the only question is whether Sayid would cover the spread.

Hilarious write-up! My husband and I always refer to Audrey as "Herbal Essences" and you're right - she's touching up.

Yes, British accents really are the key to a great 24 villain. This guy seems really cool. The show is FINALLY back on track, mainly because there is conspiring within CTU again. CTU is at its best when there is whispering and people going behind people's backs and deleting files.

Lynn’s the greatest micromanager. And they say there is still someone in the Administration working with the baddies. They mentioned Audrey's dad a couple times – I bet he'll be back, which would be awesome!

Victoria Author Profile Page:

Hey, remember when David Palmer was killed-like seven hours ago! They talk about it like it wasn't something that just happened that morning.

I love how this year all the "Russian" terrorists are British-like how last year all the "Turkish" terrorists were played by Hispanic actors-excellent casting.

I really like how this season is playing out, but every time the phone is for Audrey, I am scared that it is Kim returning her phone call and we will be subjected to that idiot again.

JohnGalt Author Profile Page:

Well, not many episodes left before we are subjected to Kim.

But until that time, I will rejoice in Curtis laying the smack down at CTU next week.

Great episode, great recap, Goonies = funny. However, my big beef with this episode was all this sneaking around Rudy's back. The reason he is wigging out is mainly the judgement of the President that he had no leads and was not on top of things. If they would have told him that Jack now had a lead, I think he would have relaxed a bit and grudgingly went along with it.

But I guess CTU factions are fun to watch, so I'll forgive the writing for now.

dumbanddumber Author Profile Page:

I was stunned and saddened to see the new In-Touch-With-My-Feelings-Curtis. He deserved the whippin' that Jack so efficiently handed down on him. ased on the previews, though, it looks like the beating did it's job, and Cranky Curtis is back!

Julian Sands is the new top bad guy.

You know, the star of "Warlock". Why does he keep always getting bad guy roles?

America's Next Top Fan Author Profile Page:

This show needs more torture, backstabbing and shootings. Someone call Dick Cheney, stat.

Elder Young Author Profile Page:

Curtis did deserve to get knocked out for all his talk about feelings. It will be interesting to see who the new mole is in CTU. Does anyone have an idea who this Christopher Henderson is? Just as a guess that I pulled out of my ass, I'm thinking that it has something to do with a defense contractor and maybe related to Paul, Adrey's husband.

While we're pointing out technical flaws in the show, if Jack is still using his Sprint cell phone from the beginning of the season, Chloe's comment about Jack removing the SIM card doesn't make any sense because Sprint phones don't use SIM cards.

lurkertype Author Profile Page:

Dang, an insta-recap! You are the man. Not as much as Jack is, but still.

I'm sure Jack's onto another cell phone by now.

You'd think Pres. Pussy could have maintained plausible deniability by, oh, having some of his minions cause a traffic jam along the route, forcing a detour. That wouldn't have even tipped off Yuri. But the First Lady hadn't done anything batshit insane in an hour or so, so it's time. What really bothered me is that Aaron (?) the good Secret Service agent got in the limo too. Nooooo!

LOL@ Pierce -- I think Sayid would cover the spread, just barely.

Is it too much to hope that Curtis will put the smackdown on Lynn? Or that Lynn will kill Kim before that happens as well? Or that Kim, Lynn, and Pres. Pussy will all die of nerve gas herpes? No, wait, Martha kills Pres. P, Lynn snaps and kills Kim, Curtis kills Lynn for that and everything else...

A girl can dream.

brilliantmistake Author Profile Page:

I just loved the frozen smiles of politeness on the Russian president and his wife's faces when Martha climbed into the limo with them. You could tell they rather have terrorists along for the ride than have to make small talk with her all the way to the airport.

I also can't believe that the treaty was the top story of the day, given ex-President Palmer's assassination and the airport attack. But then it was fox news, perhaps they were ordered to cover the 'happy' story for balance

Tracie Author Profile Page:

Did anyone else think Audrey looked a little sunburned in some scenes? I think she got some highlights while she was in the tanning bed. The makeup people couldn't even cover it up well enough!

And, yes...I am happy that the Aviator Glasses of Badness are back.

tj Author Profile Page:

Hey thanks for posting that picture on the front page when SOME OF US HAVEN'T WATCHED IT YET.

bdub Author Profile Page:

Great eposide last. It was a three ring circus. President Pussy in a dither, CTU headquarters in an uproar, and Jack out there looking for cannisters.

Curious about the CTU detention facility. Is Spencer still being held there? Do they have a seperate cell for Buchanan and are there cells for Chloe, Audrey, Jack, or Lynn for that matter, should the need arise.

Also a hint about another mole in high places in the administration. Where's Evlyn?

Chloe Author Profile Page:

what happened to kim? wasn't audrey supposed to call her a couple hours ago and bring her in to CTU to see jack (ie- recipe for death?!?) i was sure she was going to turn up at the airport, or maybe at the mall, or perhaps she'll soon be taken hostage by russian terrorists... where is she and when is jack going to have to rescue her again?

RealityTV4Me Author Profile Page:

Hey c-wise, once the show airs on the west coast, it's free game to talk about. We can't sit around and wait for you to watch it. Welcome to the gasm.

Looks like the first lady is getting into a power struggle with Mike. Hmm.

Careful there, Martha. Remember what happened to the last woman who butted heads with Mike? You can tell that the guy is just waiting for an opportunity to push the first lady down a flight of stairs, heh.

ATCmurph Author Profile Page:

I never read a recap unless I've seen the episode, lest any possible surprises be ruined. Just a thought.

Pierce Author Profile Page:

I agree with ATCmurph. In the event that real life somehow interfers with watching 24, I don't log on to TVgasm until I've watched it.

Deb Author Profile Page:

C-wise, I, too, understood that all recap sites had automatic sensors to detect viewers who had not yet seen the show and would immediately set up a content hard perimeter accordingly. I'm sorry this site failed you so badly.

Until the perimeter function is working properly again, would it occur to you to, oh, not visit the site till you'd seen the show?

cruella_deville Author Profile Page:

Here's part of the answer to the Christopher Henderson question....he was Jack's mentor, but went bad...http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000693/

should be fun!! And, yes, I once again yelled STUPID FAT HOBBIT at Lynn McGirl as he f*cked up one more time!

And, Curtis, our dear deadly Curtis...cut the feelings crap and get to butt-kicking!!!

tj Author Profile Page:

RealityTV4Me- Right, talk about it, not post a revealing screencap on the front page. It seems that most of the TVgasm writers try to avoid doing that with their recaps (let alone on recaps that have been posted less than a day after the show has aired). I don't think it's out of the question to complain.

Deb- Huh? I could barely make it past your first sentence. I'm sorry your grammar "skills" have failed you so badly.

J Unit Author Profile Page:

Personally, I think that if something happens in the first, oh, 90 seconds of an episode, it should be exempt from spoiler status. And to be honest, I think you could take a look at that picture and believe that Ivan's friend was performing a modified heimlich maneuver on him after he had a some bad kasha. However, if finding out that Erwich died ruined the remaining 43 minutes of screen time for you, I am truly sorry.

Deb Author Profile Page:

C-Wise, I majored in English lit -- and I'm smart enough not to pull up a recap before viewing an episode, too. Reading about the stabbing would have been okay, but seeing the picture is beyond the pale? Please.

Complaining because you don't seem to have an ounce of personal responsibility seems a bit out of line, yes.

Deb Author Profile Page:

Cruella, "the fat hobbit ruined it!" has become my favorite thing to yell at the screen this season. :) I just wonder how so many CTU "executives" seem to have made it to that level with no field experience whatsoever.

Sean Astin -- loved him in LOTR, but.... less so on 24.

mangos Author Profile Page:

I'm glad someone else noticed the news on the TV talking about the treaty and then along the bottom it was scrolling about some train crash in India. Haha its funny that they move on so fast from Palmer and the airport.

Geez, when is Tony going to come out of his coma? Noone ever takes this long to recover in 24!

Deb Author Profile Page:

>>Geez, when is Tony going to come out of his coma? Noone ever takes this long to recover in 24!

Well, remember, he is at the mercy of the CTU medical clinic.... Be afraid. Be very afraid....

tj Author Profile Page:

Deb, I hate to continue talking about this because it's not that big of a deal, but you seem to keep missing the point. It was on the FRONT PAGE. So no, I didn't pull up a recap.

Congratulations on the English degree though.

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