November 22, 2008

50 Cent: Truth = Ass Whooping


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This week is all about truth. Truth for me usually meant an ass whooping when I was a kid. I never got money. "Just tell us the truth and we won't be mad". Liars! I told the truth and not only did my parents get mad, they got the fly swatter, belt, shoe whatever was handy. And I got whooped while my sniveling ass brother laughed his ass off because he knew what I didn't. Always lie to the parental units. But since this is 50's show I'll play along.


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November 15, 2008

50 Cent: The Money and The Power

This week's episode starts off with 50 on the rooftop. Where else would he be? He tells us that his life sucked ass growing up but he never let it stop him. One man's abandoned building could be another man's resort. Sorry 50 but that abandoned building called Camp Curtis ain't no man's resort. It's a shit hole.

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God is so loud!

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November 8, 2008

50 Cent: The Money and The Power

***Please welcome our newest recapper, miss CHERIE!

50 cent is giving fourteen would be entrepreneurs a chance at $100,000.00 from his own bullet riddled pocket. All they have to do is survive 9 gunshot wounds and a stabbing or two. Ok not really. They have to compete against each other and prove they have what it takes or as 50 Cent so eloquently puts it, "Get the fuck outta here".

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What a charming young man!

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:Top Chef: The Rising Rate of Sugar Violence
:Real Housewives of Atlanta; Happy Endings
November 23, 2008:Survivor: Sugar is Sweet
:Ultimate Fighter: Don't Fuck With A Man's Lucky Charms!!!
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:Pick Up Artist 2: Wings get dinged.
:Dancing with the Stars: Just Do It Right!
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:House: The Emancipation of Fofo
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:Celebrity Rehab: Amber Smith's Supple...
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:The Hills: Overdub Disco '08
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