This week is all about truth. Truth for me usually meant an ass whooping when I was a kid. I never got money. "Just tell us the truth and we won't be mad". Liars! I told the truth and not only did my parents get mad, they got the fly swatter, belt, shoe whatever was handy. And I got whooped while my sniveling ass brother laughed his ass off because he knew what I didn't. Always lie to the parental units. But since this is 50's show I'll play along.
Lesson 3: Truth = Money
50 walks into Camp Curtis to have a little sit down with Cornbreadd. I don't want to like Cornbreadd but dammit he's being all likable. 50 asks him whats up with all the shirts that say Cornbreadd? He says he's been wearing those for 2 years now. He has 37 of them back at home and 15 here with him. Normally I would make a crack about how he puts his name on all his clothes because he's too stupid to remember his stupid made up name, alas I just don't have the heart to do it.
I'm yellow y'all.
Cornbreadd has been rapping since he was in the 6th grade and nobody has ever told him he sucked. He finds that encouraging. And he tells 50 that he calls himself Cornbreadd because he's from the south and he's yellow. He goes with everything. That's the stupidest thing I have ever heard. Ok he's back on my shit list. Tard.
At breakfast Jenn overhears a lot of rapping and is frightened. She realizes that she is living in a house with black people. She burrows into the couch in hopes that the scary black folks will just sniff her and move along.
Be very very still.
Its time for the Boss/Under Boss selection! Everyone goes to their war rooms. Sitting on the tables are chains, the kind you wear. The Boss's has what looks like a radio pendant and the Under Boss is a cassette tape. Team Money's Jenn tells Cornbreadd that if the task has anything to do with music he should be Boss. Cornbreadd is immediately all hell NO! He tells us he does not need to be Boss to save other peoples day and get them another day in this house. Sounds to me like he's too "yellow" to be Boss.
I'm number one!
Team Power decides on Musso for Boss and DaJuan for Under Boss.
Team Money keep going back and forth and finally decide that Precious should be Boss and Precious picks Nikki for Under Boss.
Nikki smells a rat. And this time its not Cornbreadd's feet. She says she thinks Precious picked her because she wants her eliminated. And Nikki doesn't think Precious should be Boss because "How can you control other people when you cannot control yourself?" Easy you act like you are insane and people like you pee your pants every time I look at you. I mean Precious. Every time Precious looks at her. Anyway, Nikki's voice makes me want to poke sharp sticks in my ears. And she's paranoid as hell. She says her team is setting her up. They want her to fail. She's slams the chain over her head and calls them all shady and then whines because the team is not being a team and working together. Shut it whackadoo. Your team made you Under Boss and then you lost your shit. Take your meds and play the game.
Shady fuckers!
50 calls the teams together to tell them about todays test. He says a lot of rappers have been exposed as frauds but that was never a problem for him. He's always been true to who he is. Not me. I lie all the time to myself. It makes life bearable. Back to 50. He says the fastest way to the money is through truth. (my ass says different)
50 says people want authenticity. They do not want to be lied to. That's crap. LIE TO ME. The truth sux. It's unnecessary. Lying is the only way to live.
50 goes on about truth equaling money and tells the Campers that the Boss's today will take on the role of talent manager. Precious is thrilled because marketing is her thang! She is convinced they can win this and even Nutty Nikki is nodding her head like she agrees.
We are so gonna win!
For this test the Boss has to pick someone from their crew to be a rapper. Damn! Nathan's gone and surely he would have been the bestest at this!
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Comments (5)
Great recap and I would've preferred Larry go than Precious because Larry is just ridicolous, at least Precious was funny, she was stupid but still funny.
My favorite Nikki, her voice is annoying, but she's so crazy I love her. My least favorite is Cornbread. I really don't like Cornbread, maybe it's the fact that his hat is always attached to the side of his head making him looking stupid, although everything he does makes him look stupid, but still.
1 of 5 | Posted by bigjr6633 | Posted on November 22, 2008 11:40 AM
Cornbreadd's not bad, but I think DaJuan really brought it this week. He is a smart kid. He pretty much carried the team.
Now we know why Musso has a morgue-face. Still, I'd rather look at his face than his body!
2 of 5 | Posted by pixielated | Posted on November 22, 2008 12:40 PM
I was glad to see Precious go. She drove me crazy! Ever since she pulled that "d0 my nails" shit, she was dead to me. I want to see them show more of the rainbow yoga girl. I think she would be really entertaining in a more non-violent non-racial epithet uttering way. I am super annoyed by cornnnnbreadddd. What the eff is up with the uniform he wears? Do-rag, self named shirt and tilted trucker hat... towel optional. He looks like a complete idiot. And the way he talks seems so forced. They were saying how he was just real, but he has always struck me as the one who is putting on a show the most.
Still loving Fiddy. Great recap! Thanks.
3 of 5 | Posted by Snootchy Bootches | Posted on November 22, 2008 1:05 PM
Thanks for the support guys! Happy Thanksgiving to all!
4 of 5 | Posted by Cherie | Posted on November 26, 2008 6:51 PM
Really love your recaps, Cherie; registered just to be able to say so! Your editorial asides are the bomb, and you've just the perfect degree of snark. Keep up the great work, looking forward to more from ya in the future.
5 of 5 | Posted by hsvtarget | Posted on December 11, 2008 9:17 PM