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The Boss, furthermore cannot be the rapper. The Boss has to present a brand stategy for said rapper. They will be judged on..
1. Clarity of thought. (hahahahaha)
2. Showmanship
3. Marketability of Brand
The chosen rapper's will be performing for 50 and a few guests. And as always the losing Boss/Under Boss will be up for elimination.

Seriously, shouldn't he be in a coffin?

Musso, of Team Power, who looks like he escaped from a morgue, tells us that he's a little nervous. He should be. With Precious and Nikki running things for Team Money, there's no way for Team Power to win. I'm sure of it.

Precious has a thought. Since Cornbreadd is the obvious choice, why not do something a little different? Like have Jenn do a Hannah Montana kind of thing. Please, please, please let this happen. Larry looks at Precious like she's totally lost her mind but tries to go the rational route. He explains slowly to her that this test is about truth. And what could be truer than Cornbreadd's lyrics and the fact that he's from the south? He's authentic. Precious immediately falls apart and agrees with Larry. She tells us she should have been stronger but well, she sucks. Agreed.

Team Power's Musso decides that he will have Derrick write some lyrics. Mehgan will be the rapper. DaJuan will be the beat guy because his lyrics suck ass. Ryan will be in charge of wardrobe and he needed to find something for Rebecca to do to keep her busy and as far away from him as possible. So he tells her that she is his adminstrative assistant. I would have told her to go examine peoples aura's on the street and report back when she finds a purple one. Bitch would be gone for days.

Clouds are like pillows of love.

Mehgan tells everyone that rapping about her life would be real. Ryan says lets make this a positive role model rapper. And DaJuan says they could tie in cell phones for the marketing. Because texting is all the rage right now. He tries to make a rap about that but basically just mumbles "texting....mumble, mumble, mumble texting". Yeah good call Musso. He does suck. DaJuan tells us that he came up with the whole idea because texting is catchy and something everybody could use.

It was all my idea. Unless we lose.

Mehgan decides her name will be Two-Way. The company will be called Money Mobile. And her hit song will be called Text Me. Musso thinks it's a little pop-y but it works for the task.

Back to Team Money. Cornbreadd says he can rap about anything. Nikki basically screeches "You are relatable". Settle down Nutty Nikki. No one is deaf. Yet. Cornbreadd says he's the "everyman rapper".

Musso is telling Team Power that he doesn't think Team Money is smart enough to come up with a decent idea. That may be true but shouldn't you be concentrating on your own freakin idea there morgue face?

Cornbread meanwhile is telling his team that they don't need fancy slogans or clothes and he should just wear a plain black t shirt, hat, doo rag, black shoes, and black pants. Who is he supposed to be? Hip Hop Johnny Cash?

Team Money says they don't need to promote anything. All they need to promote is Cornbreadd. Don't ya just love it when these people re write the tasks? I am sure 50 won't mind at all.

Cornbreadd tells us that 50 has seen his ass enough in his cute little shirts and now he's going to show 50 another dimension of Cornbreadd. What would that be? Your Cornmuffinns? Eew.

We cut back and forth between Cornbreadd practicing his rapping on the roof and Mehgan in the war room.

We have Blackmail!
The message says that the ones who are old enough will be going out to a bar and the under aged saps will be staying home. Everybody cheers. Yay nothing like going out and getting drunk off your ass when you have a task to do.

11 hours before the presentation and Jenn, Cornbreadd, Musso, Ryan, and Larry head out to the bar. Cornbreadd has a towel around his shoulders. He does that a lot. Is he afraid he might have to take an emergency shower or something?

Ya never know when ya might feel moist.

DaJuan, Precious, Derrick, Rebecca, Mehgan and Nikki stayed back at Camp Curtis. DaJuan tells us that he could have stayed home in Indiana to drink. He was here to win. So he stayed to make sure Mehgan felt confident. I am not used to reality contestants making actual sense. I don't like it.

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