At the bar many a drink was had. Larry explains to us that Musso needing and wanting alcohol just proves that life rattles you. Shut up Larry. Cornbreadd opines that Musso looks like a kid on Christmas morning with alcohol and he has no idea what's gonna happen when Mr. Musso talks to his friend alcohol. There should have been an evil Muwahahahaha inserted right there because Cornbreadd is hoping for trouble. So am I.
Alcohol is your friend.
6 hours before presentation and Musso is half naked and dancing on a pole. Seriously. And its gross. If you have a potbelly stay the hell dressed. No one needs to see that. At least that's what my neighbor said to me that time I got drunk and climbed their tree.
That's the ugliest stripper I've ever seen.
Jenn just keeps rolling her eyes as Ryan laughs. Musso is now down to his undies and humping the stage. I am not kidding when I say baaaaarffffff!
Seriously, that's gross dude.
Rebecca tells us that she hopes that as their Boss, Musso will be able to perform tomorrow. Sure. Why the hell not. Nothing spells success like puke breath and a hang over. Dumbass.
Last one I swear.
1 hour before presentation and Mehgan goes running into Musso's tent yelling that he has 10 minutes to get ready. He jumps like his Mom caught him whacking it. It occurs to Musso that getting drunk was not the best of ideas. Cut to a slo-mo of Musso belly bumping and burping. Gee I hope 50 doesn't hear about all that foolishness.
We see an outside shot of Krystal's Gentleman's Club. Ok people give it up. Stop calling titty bars Gentleman's Clubs. If you are at a place that serves chicken wings and there are naked girls on poles, chances are there are no gentleman to be found. This concludes the ranting portion of this recap.
Titty bar.
50 comes into the club and tells Team Power that they are up first. Mehgan is afraid that Musso might just fuck this up. Out comes Team Power to so so applause. 50 introduces his guest judges. Miss Info, radio personality. D.J. Whoo Kid, G-Units D.J. And of course 50's very own Under Boss Tony Yayo. 50 explains the task to his guest judges. Emphasizing that truth will set them free.
Where are the naked chicks?
Musso steps up to the mic and says "How's everybody doing tonight?" Crickets can be heard snoring. 50 says "I heard you were pretty sauced up last night." Morgue face has no answer so 50 says "Let's go!". To which Musso replies "Uhhhhhh". Finally he gets his shit together and tells the crowd that he wants to bring back the days of positive hip hop. And he will do this with his creation Two-Way. Also known as Mehgan. He tells them that Money Mobile is his company and Two-Way's hit song Text Me basically cross promotes both brands. He actually comes across as half way coherent and gets nods of approval from the judges.
And Mehgan begins. Maybe its just me but she sounds a little, lame. I can't understand all the words but the phrase "text me boy" is used a lot. 50 and the other judges are either really liking this or they are laughing their asses off. DaJuan is onstage as well as Derrick and Ryan. Poor little Rebecca is off to the side sitting on a speaker looking quite lost. Musso ends the performance with a statement. "The game done changed today."
I'll just sit and watch.
50 begins to question Mehgan about what the brand actually is. She says her brand is a "intelligent, smart, determined young girl out here trying to make it". Ok, I thought it was a cell phone? 50 wants to know how this is true to what Mehgan is? Mehgan says that they used all of her thoughts and ideas and intellect in order to sell something. And as she says this she looks down at her boob like it spoke to her.
50 moves on to DaJuan who says he came up with the beat. He wanted something that was diverse. He takes credit for the cell phone idea saying that not every body has time to talk so they text because time is money. 50 likes this and asks him if he wants a job. He thinks DaJuan had a good idea.
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Comments (5)
Great recap and I would've preferred Larry go than Precious because Larry is just ridicolous, at least Precious was funny, she was stupid but still funny.
My favorite Nikki, her voice is annoying, but she's so crazy I love her. My least favorite is Cornbread. I really don't like Cornbread, maybe it's the fact that his hat is always attached to the side of his head making him looking stupid, although everything he does makes him look stupid, but still.
1 of 5 | Posted by bigjr6633 | Posted on November 22, 2008 11:40 AM
Cornbreadd's not bad, but I think DaJuan really brought it this week. He is a smart kid. He pretty much carried the team.
Now we know why Musso has a morgue-face. Still, I'd rather look at his face than his body!
2 of 5 | Posted by pixielated | Posted on November 22, 2008 12:40 PM
I was glad to see Precious go. She drove me crazy! Ever since she pulled that "d0 my nails" shit, she was dead to me. I want to see them show more of the rainbow yoga girl. I think she would be really entertaining in a more non-violent non-racial epithet uttering way. I am super annoyed by cornnnnbreadddd. What the eff is up with the uniform he wears? Do-rag, self named shirt and tilted trucker hat... towel optional. He looks like a complete idiot. And the way he talks seems so forced. They were saying how he was just real, but he has always struck me as the one who is putting on a show the most.
Still loving Fiddy. Great recap! Thanks.
3 of 5 | Posted by Snootchy Bootches | Posted on November 22, 2008 1:05 PM
Thanks for the support guys! Happy Thanksgiving to all!
4 of 5 | Posted by Cherie | Posted on November 26, 2008 6:51 PM
Really love your recaps, Cherie; registered just to be able to say so! Your editorial asides are the bomb, and you've just the perfect degree of snark. Keep up the great work, looking forward to more from ya in the future.
5 of 5 | Posted by hsvtarget | Posted on December 11, 2008 9:17 PM