Miss Info loved it. She says retro is really in right now and the cross promotion was great. Whoo Kid agrees. Tony Yayo wants to know why Rebecca was sitting on her ass and not a part of the act. He asks Musso if that was his choice. Musso says he didn't want it to be fake and that Rebecca is not a hip hop fan. 50 says she should have been in on the act and if she doesn't care why should he give a fuck? This whole time Rebecca has just sat there saying nothing. Looking off into space. Musso chimes in with "At the end of the day, I am the boss, the mistakes fall on my shoulders". Very gallant. And stupid. 50 says nice job and sends them on their way.
Team Money is backstage congratulating themselves on winning, just one minor detail. They haven't performed yet. Nutty Nikki did that last week too. And lost. Aren't delusional people just so much fun?
Yay we won!
Team Money hits the stage. Precious starts talking nonsense immediately. She actually says "And now. We will UN-release an explosion of talent. We currently have a product ready for harvest. In order to water our products growth (I am not making this up) we have one nutritional plan. Internet, street teams, and grass roots. (didn't she say one?)
The maximus glutamus of the internal revenue...
In the back ground by the way, Jenn and Nikki are dancing? Sort of. Although Jenn looks more like a chicken having a seizure. There is also a beat going on while Precious is blathering. Cut to Nikki telling us that Precious is fake and doesn't know what the fuck she's talking about. Back to Precious, "And to maximize our internal revenue we will use minimal expenses." Cut to Jenn who is now saying that Precious has no clue and has stuck her foot in it.
Precious backs her confused self up and Larry takes over the bullshit routine with, "Where's tomorrow?" (oohh I know this one. Tomorrow's just your future, yesterday!) He continues "Uh well, tomorrow's actually right here, today!". (Now I am totally confused)
There's more people. "Integrity and truth, that's what we're dealing. Without further adue, we'd like to introduce Cornbreadd!". And Nutty Nikki pulls down a flag to reveal Cornbread. Yay!
Hip hop Johnny Cash
He starts to rap as 50 smiles on. It was short and sweet.But there is no product. Nothing to promote. Just Cornbreadd dressed all in black, rapping. 50 tells them to each step up and explain their contribution. Nutty Nikki jumps up first with her annoying there's never a period in any of her sentences rambling to say that all of it was her idea. The marketing anyway. She found out the "demographics, the psychographics, and the strategies to launch this campaign and further his career". (what the hell is a psychographic, a picture of someone insane? )
50 says "OK I like that". I am so glad she makes sense to someone. Precious is up next as the Boss. 50 says what the hell were you talking about bitch? She says this " See my plan was, I figured, if we give them a piece of the profit, and we tell them we will give them 700 or $7.00 so we are not coming out of pocket first. And so we're giving them some of the expenses for what they actually do." 50 tells her to get the hell back in line you psychotic nutjob. The other judges laugh at her.
Say what?
Precious tells us that she does not agree with it, "I stepped up as Boss and everybody is trying to knock me down". We'll maybe so there Precious but you are handing them the bat to knock you down with.She continues with "ya know I ain't having that. I ain't having it!".
50 asks the judges what they thought. Miss Info says she thinks they were using big words to sound impressive but since they are retarded it didn't work. Whoo Kid says they needed a strong artist so their team could work. And poor Cornbreadd tells us that he wanted to commit suicide.
Kill.Me.Now.
50 wants to know why Cornbreadd didn't market himself by wearing one of the 90 Cornbreadd shirts he owns. Because that way when everybody left they would remember one thing CORNBREADD.
Duh.
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Comments (5)
Great recap and I would've preferred Larry go than Precious because Larry is just ridicolous, at least Precious was funny, she was stupid but still funny.
My favorite Nikki, her voice is annoying, but she's so crazy I love her. My least favorite is Cornbread. I really don't like Cornbread, maybe it's the fact that his hat is always attached to the side of his head making him looking stupid, although everything he does makes him look stupid, but still.
1 of 5 | Posted by bigjr6633 | Posted on November 22, 2008 11:40 AM
Cornbreadd's not bad, but I think DaJuan really brought it this week. He is a smart kid. He pretty much carried the team.
Now we know why Musso has a morgue-face. Still, I'd rather look at his face than his body!
2 of 5 | Posted by pixielated | Posted on November 22, 2008 12:40 PM
I was glad to see Precious go. She drove me crazy! Ever since she pulled that "d0 my nails" shit, she was dead to me. I want to see them show more of the rainbow yoga girl. I think she would be really entertaining in a more non-violent non-racial epithet uttering way. I am super annoyed by cornnnnbreadddd. What the eff is up with the uniform he wears? Do-rag, self named shirt and tilted trucker hat... towel optional. He looks like a complete idiot. And the way he talks seems so forced. They were saying how he was just real, but he has always struck me as the one who is putting on a show the most.
Still loving Fiddy. Great recap! Thanks.
3 of 5 | Posted by Snootchy Bootches | Posted on November 22, 2008 1:05 PM
Thanks for the support guys! Happy Thanksgiving to all!
4 of 5 | Posted by Cherie | Posted on November 26, 2008 6:51 PM
Really love your recaps, Cherie; registered just to be able to say so! Your editorial asides are the bomb, and you've just the perfect degree of snark. Keep up the great work, looking forward to more from ya in the future.
5 of 5 | Posted by hsvtarget | Posted on December 11, 2008 9:17 PM