Cornbread says to us that he doesn't know why he made that decision. That he made a mistake. Damn he's making me feel sorry for him. A little. 50 sends them off stage so he can discuss things with his judges. They talk very little and then call the teams back in. And the results are......not yet. First 50 wants Precious to explain why she went all Jessie Jackson on crack on his ass. Actually he wants to know what she thinks his answer is going to be. Precious says "I feel like we were trying to take more of the educated route (Meanwhile Nutty Nikki is trying to get Precious to shut up by whispering behind her hand, cause ya know nobody can see you as long as you have your hand up over your mouth) opposed to.......... what people....". Blessedly she trails off as 50 says "what actually matters?" Haha that shut her up. He tells Precious that her team is making no sense. Nutty Nikki agrees and nods her head up and down.
Are we being Punk'd?
Team Power wins! And Team Money as the losers have to stay there and clean up the club. I would rather go back and clean out the stables again because you know what happens at those places. Seriously I would have a black light and if it glows I goes. Just saying.
Don't think that's dried mayo.
Larry is yelling at Precious that this ain't no game and you have to have content behind what you are saying. He's really getting pissed and yelling and cussing. Precious is just yelling about education and Cornbreadd joins in on the Precious sux rantings. Now she's in Cornbreadds face, spit flying all over the place and Cornbreadd starts barking at her. Or screeching. Actually we have a clip. Behold the awesomeness of loser rage.
Back at Camp Curtis, Team Power is treated to champagne. While back at the Gentleman's Club (titty bar) all is not well. At least they are wearing gloves while they clean. Cornbreadd tells us that he found himself cleaning the dirtiest strip club he's ever seen in his life. "Ain't no tellin where that floor been". Haha I am starting to like Cornbreadd, again.
Ffffffffuuuudge
Cornbreadd says Precious's mother did a horrible job raising her. Nikki tells Precious to get the hell out of her face. Precious dosen't want to take the blame and Cornbreadd says "Take a loss, pay the cost".
Back at Camp Curtis Larry realizes that losing every challenge just might hurt him. He says 50 doesn't want a loser. And that he's not loser. Well let's see, there have been 3 tests and you have lost all three. Yep I do believe that makes you a LOSER.
50 calls Musso up to his office. This concerns Musso since the last time someone was called up there, they didn't survive (Nathan's dumb ass) 50 asks Musso if he's thought about who he would put up for elimination alongside Precious and Nikki. Musso says Rebecca or Larry. He says Rebecca hasn't stepped up and that Larry is just disrespectful and doesn't talk to you he talks over you. 50 says Musso will give him his final decision at elimination and sends him on his way.
Huh?
Musso goes to speak to Rebecca. He asks her if she is able to make a decision without letting her emotions effect her. He tells her he is only as strong as the people around him. This is what Rebecca says " You know that I am a humanitarian, this isn't, this is selfless service I am doing here." (I swear I can see little dodo birds flying around her head.) Morgue Face rolls his eyes and she continues with, "I am here to contribute towards sustainability and a brighter world for everybody." I think a vein just popped in my head. Morgue Face just sits very still hoping she'll go away.
Next Larry goes to talk to Morgue Face. Larry doesn't want to be put up for elimination and is asking Musso man to man. He says this is his life. He says he's ok if he loses because someone beats him but not if it is because he talks too much. Here's a hint for ya Larry, shut the hell up then.
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Comments (5)
Great recap and I would've preferred Larry go than Precious because Larry is just ridicolous, at least Precious was funny, she was stupid but still funny.
My favorite Nikki, her voice is annoying, but she's so crazy I love her. My least favorite is Cornbread. I really don't like Cornbread, maybe it's the fact that his hat is always attached to the side of his head making him looking stupid, although everything he does makes him look stupid, but still.
1 of 5 | Posted by bigjr6633 | Posted on November 22, 2008 11:40 AM
Cornbreadd's not bad, but I think DaJuan really brought it this week. He is a smart kid. He pretty much carried the team.
Now we know why Musso has a morgue-face. Still, I'd rather look at his face than his body!
2 of 5 | Posted by pixielated | Posted on November 22, 2008 12:40 PM
I was glad to see Precious go. She drove me crazy! Ever since she pulled that "d0 my nails" shit, she was dead to me. I want to see them show more of the rainbow yoga girl. I think she would be really entertaining in a more non-violent non-racial epithet uttering way. I am super annoyed by cornnnnbreadddd. What the eff is up with the uniform he wears? Do-rag, self named shirt and tilted trucker hat... towel optional. He looks like a complete idiot. And the way he talks seems so forced. They were saying how he was just real, but he has always struck me as the one who is putting on a show the most.
Still loving Fiddy. Great recap! Thanks.
3 of 5 | Posted by Snootchy Bootches | Posted on November 22, 2008 1:05 PM
Thanks for the support guys! Happy Thanksgiving to all!
4 of 5 | Posted by Cherie | Posted on November 26, 2008 6:51 PM
Really love your recaps, Cherie; registered just to be able to say so! Your editorial asides are the bomb, and you've just the perfect degree of snark. Keep up the great work, looking forward to more from ya in the future.
5 of 5 | Posted by hsvtarget | Posted on December 11, 2008 9:17 PM