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Boss Ryan steps in and breaks it up. So little white boy with corn rows has some balls? That almost makes up for the fact he can't read directions. Almost.

Still not sweating? No?

Team Money is still in the lead. Cornbreadd tells us that he wants to ask everybody he passes for directions. He doesn't trust that New Yorker's won't give him false info just for kicks. That is a great idea. Ryan realizes that since he is not chained to Team Power he can move faster than they can. Next Ryan will realize that since he has lungs he can breathe. Dumbass.

Team Money finds themselves lost. They missed a turn. Precious is not happy with this turn of events. Precious is a bitch. And I am not referring to my cat this time. Team Power lead by Ryan the Dumbass actually win! So why am I still calling him a dumbass? Cause I'm a bitch. That's why. Sue me.

While Team Power celebrate their victory, Team Money finally shows up. Looking like drowned rats. While they were lost there was a thunderstorm. May I just say hahahahahaha!

As the soaked Team Money enters Camp Curtis, Team Power graciously welcomes them. Not really, they do a little happy dance and yell nanny nanny boo boo!

Enter 50. He congratulates Team Power on being able to read and plowing down any and all obstacles. Namely a little old lady.

I was thinking he'd have some subtle art. Like flowers. Or Anne Geddes babies.

50 tells Ryan as the winning Boss he is safe from elimination. Ryan squeaks out a thank you and 50 tells him to grow a pair and speak the hell up. So Ryan deepens his voice and manages a "Thank YOU Fiddy!".

50 turns to Joanna and the losing Team Money. She is NOT safe from elimination as she sucks ass at being a Boss. There will be consequences. He will tell them more tomorrow. This is the part where Cherie would sneak out the back door and run like hell. I have anxiety issues.

50 goes on to welcome them to Camp Curtis and tell them about the place. Camp Curtis by the way is basically an empty building. Actually its a shitty looking place. Martha Stewart would kill herself before entering this building.

Home Sweet Home

Each team has a war room. They will use that room to strategize for their tests. There is also a Common Room. 50 tells them they can kick back, relax or plot some good old fashioned revenge in this room. There's a pool table and kitchen area in the common area.

There is also a VIP Unit Lounge. Next to that is a Players Retreat. Basically a rooftop golf course, patio area with grill. The patio area is actually a rusty old shed. 50 has a sense of humor!

Team Power gets to have dinner on the patio with 50 and Team Money goes with Tony to make their beds. Out on the patio, 50 asks Musso what he would do with the money. Musso said he wants to start a Booze Cruise. 50 actually spits out his drink. I thought all cruises were basically booze cruises? Except Rosie's. Those have a little something extra.

Tony takes the losers to their sleeping quarters. He's very rude to them. Which causes me to laugh endlessly. He also informs them that they will be sleeping on army cots and that they have to make the winners beds. God I love that dude.

Cozy, no?

Joanna tells us that building those beds was the worst experience. I just wish she'd said that to 50. And he had shot her.

Remember when I was hoping that Nathan wouldn't embarrass the hell out my home state? 50 tells him he heard he can rap. 50 heard wrong.

Exhibit A- "Yo my name is Nathan, I want to work for Fiddy...I am white and I ain't black but still I can sing like a rapper" .......mumble mumble bleep bleep. 50 is amused by whitey. I am not.

It gets worse. Nathan tells us that here he is a "white GA cracker and he's eating BBQ with 50 Cent. Awesome." I am sure 50 is thrilled to pieces to be eating with a self proclaimed GA cracker. Kill me now.

Much later the teams are awakened with bright lights and God. At least Precious thought it was God because it was a loud voice through speakers. Isn't that how God talks to everyone? Twit.

Are you there God? Its me, Precious.

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