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They are ordered to the common room. There they find a board on the wall in the shape of a giant name tag that says Hello My Name is Blackmail. Written on it is a message for Ryan that he has to pick two people to join Joanna to be up for elimination. And he has to keep it secret until tonight.

Ryan has a chat with a few people to try to help him make his decision. Then suddenly Precious helps him to make that decision by having a full fledged bitch fit. She's yelling at some dude for being unemployed and then, THEN, she yells at Nikki, who is Asian, that she should come do her nails.

I KNOW!

Ryan finds this to be a racist statement and Precious just keeps bouncing around the room digging that hole deeper and deeper!

So, you gonna do my nails or what?

Nikki tells us that Precious telling her to go do her nails would be like her calling Precious the "N" word. Not exactly but I get her point. It's offensive. And hilarious. Don't even act like you didn't laugh at that.

To the roof top for elimination. 50 tells us this is his favorite part. He gets to cut the dead weight and lighten the load. He tells Joanna to step forward and explain herself.

Let me stay and I'll show you my ping pong ball trick.

She rambles on about maturity and blah blah blah. 50 ask Ryan who the other two are that are going up for elimination. Ryan chooses Larry. For strategic purposes. 50 approves. And loser number two is......commercial break! #%$^&%!!!!

Finally loser number two is...Precious!!

Larry believes Ryan did the right thing by picking him and Precious says everyone is intimidated (scared shitless) by her and she's opinionated (bitchy) and she's not going to change her mind (stupid).

It's true. I sucked.

50 gets a kick out of this is calls her the "Poor man's Lil Kim". Hahahahaha! Poor Lil Precious looked like she wanted to say something back but thought better and bit her lip. 50 tells Joanna she is whack as a leader and she has one more chance to convince him not to pitch her over the roof. She blames everything on Precious, who rolls her eyes Linda Blair style.

50 tells Larry he wasn't a team player. Larry blames Joanna. 50 tells Precious that she is hateful and crazy. What was she thinking? She admits she wasn't. Turns out 50's investment banker is Asian so he didn't think it was so cute that Precious told Nikki to do her nails.

When asked his opinion, Tony says Precious says stupid shit and couldn't take a meeting, that Larry thinks he's all that because he wears a Donald Trump tie and Joanna ain't no kind of boss. He says all three should go.

I would shoot all three.

50 says he ain't looking for an assistant, or a half assed apprentice. He's looking for a hustler with serious ideas. He is not impressed with any of them. He steps up into Precious' face. So close that I really hope that girl had a tic-tac.

Whatchu have for lunch? Tacos?

Suddenly 50 looks to the side and tells Joanna she has been dropped! There is no way in hell he would trust her with his money. And my all time favorite line ever.."Get the fuck outta here!"

Thank the Lord! Precious is a bitch but she's entertaining as hell.

Hey ching chong, could I get a egg roll before you go?

Joanna sadly tells us that she wishes she had done better and stepped it up. Yeah uh, duh.

50 tells the rest that they better learn their lessons and use their brains or he'll kick their asses to the curb just like he did Joanna.

Then he tells them to "Marinate on that".

So what do you think? Would Trump approve? Would 50 give a shit if he did? Check back next week when Precious tells the GA cracker to go pick some peanuts.

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Last Comment: Cherie on Nov 26, 2008 04:48 PM.