His point is life is what you make it. He's a half glass full kinda guy. Okay. Every pile of manure is loaded with vitamins and minerals. Good to know. Oh I see he's trying to segue into the title of the next lesson! Silly me.

Lesson 2 : Turn shit into sugar. That would be wonderful if he could because I have 8 cats and a dog. Just saying. Pretty sure he's just making analogies though. Or similes. Never could keep those straight.

Its nighty night time at Camp Curtis when suddenly God starts yelling through the speakers for the sleepers to get the hell up. No one is happy. But as DaJuan says "Nothing comes to a sleeper but a dream". DaJuan is deep. He's also retarded but that's beside the point.

Nima says that's the worst thing he's ever woken up to in his life. He's obviously never been awakened by the sound of my Meemaw and her young boyfriend Taz (he's 72) violating the laws of man and nature in my shower. BRB I have to take some valium vitamins.

Camp Curtis is a mess. No one can find anything. Beds aren't made. Dishes everywhere. Cut to Jenn in the bathroom being horrified that she found a hair on the sink. Jenn tells us that everyone says she is high maintenance and she is like, so not. This means of course that she is. She claims that if she had some cleanser she would clean the bathroom. She would! Someone please throw some Comet at her ass and watch her start crying.

You should see my ass.

Nathan has his hideous foot in the air to show everyone at the kitchen table that its black. DaJuan tells him he's part black now. Of course he is didn't you guys hear him rap? AWESOME. And by awesome I mean he's only slightly higher up on the lame scale than oh I don't know, say, Gilligan. Tard.

We have Blackmail! Someone wearing a hoodie comes in and writes instructions on the board. God calls them all to the common room. The two teams are instructed to get their shit together and pick a boss and then the boss will pick an under boss, all in 15 minutes. Nathan sits down immediately and takes his shoe off so he can count off the minutes. Then realizes he has a watch.

Nima tells us that his folks think he's still in school. But he figures what do I need a degree for? He's a straight up hustler yo. His strategy is to fuck with people but not take a leadership role. Where is Dr. Phil when you need him? Oh yeah, he' s in Oprah's ass. Nevermind.

Team money comes into their war room to find overalls labeled Boss and Under Boss. Cornbreadd deduces that whatever this challenge is, it will be outdoors and involve sweating. Shut up Cornbreadd. Immediately Precious and Nikki point at each other that they should be Boss. Nikki says she hasn't finished growing yet so no thanks. Precious tells her that since she's asian and all nobody would expect her to act like a boss and it would shock people. And that she's good at math and can't drive. Oh Precious.

WHAT?

Cornbreadd decides to break it down for these weak ass women. See Cornbreadd is stronger than the women. The women agree. He explains that if he is Boss and God forbid they should lose, then he would most likely go home leaving these poor pathetic women to fend for themselves. He thus's and thou's until the women are too confused to speak. He then informs Nikki that she should be Boss and then she should chose someone superior to her to be Under Boss and that person can guide her. Gotta say I am a little impressed with the evil genious right now. Don't worry it won't last.

Nikki tells us that she don't trust him or no one else. Jenn doesn't like it either. But then they go along with it. Damn, Cornbreadd may not be as stupid as he surely looks. I hope y'all know how painful it was for me to write that shit.

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