So Nikki is voted the Boss, and immediately starts crying. Precious tells Nikki to "Trust us". Cornbreadd is thrilled. By the way Cornhole, Bernie Mack called. He say's he ain't been dead long enough for you to steal his freakin voice so stop it! Told ya it wouldn't last.
So that means for Team Money we have Nikki as Boss and Larry as Under Boss.
I don't wanna be boss!
On to Team Power. Ryan tells everyone that even though he was a great Boss last time every challenge is different. Again everyone goes back and forth about who should do it and finally they throw Derrick the holy overalls. He shall be Boss. He then picks Mehgan to be his Under Boss. By the way, overalls, not flattering. On anyone.
Back from commercial the camera rolls up 50's jeans, big belt buckle that says, what else, 50. There are bales of hay. Horses. A couple of cowboys. I am starting to giggle already.
50 tells the campers this whole Camp Curtis movement is about business. That he came up the hard way, and he is and was a hustler. This test today has a very important lesson. One that 50 thought long and hard about. (Is it just me or is this sounding more and more like a porn movie?) 50 says it is important to know that there were African American cowboys blazing trails way back when. And still to this day. And he's proud of his neighborhood. I'm confused. 50 was raised by cowboys? In the cowboyhood? He introduces us to Earl Washington, of the Federation of Black Cowboys.
Random Thought Alert: Lindsey Lohan would call them Colored Cowboys. Twit.
The challenge is to clean up horse shit. I shit you not.
The Camper's are horrified. Hilariously so. 50 tells the shocked Camper's that they will learn how to turn shit into sugar. Seriously people? How shocked could they be? They were given overalls for fiddysake!
They have one hour to take the poo from the stalls and take it to a scale some yards away. He has provided tools to assist them. The biggest pile of poo wins. Seriously.
Nima of Team Money, is already worried. He says they have Jenn who couldn't pick up a ten pound weight and Precious who he says is over weight and will have trouble running back and forth. Dear God, please, please, please have Nima go call Precious fat. Please! Amen.
Cornbreadd is starting to sweat already because he wore a freaking three piece suit. He tells us he made the wrong decision today. From the looks of him I bet he says that everyday. Wasn't he the one who figured out that they would be outside? Dumb.Ass.
I knew I should have worn my white halter.
And they're off. Both teams run like hell to the pile of tools. The "tools" by the way are a broken wheelbarrow, a broken rake, a tire cut in half, an old rain coat, some cardboard, a muffin tin and what looks like some tin foil. When DaJuan of Team Power realizes that the wheelbarrow is broken, he just picks it up and runs with it.
Uhh was Home Depot closed?
Team Money and Nikki are using the old rain coat and some are just carrying the shit. Nima tells us he might puke. Musso of Team Power shows up at the scales with shit piled to his chin using a half tire and a muffin tin. He says he had to pace himself and just pick up as much shit as he could. Oh gross dude it's in his mouth. Nas.ty.
Meanwhile the Federation of Black Cowboys are over to the side laughing their asses off. They nickname Musso the Muffin Man. Hahaha.
Nikki is congratulating herself on being such a great leader and they still have thirty minutes to go. Under Boss Larry tells us that they were packing the shit down to make as much fit as possible.
All aboard the Shitpack Express!
Nathan is just standing around looking sweaty and stupid and the others are complaining that he isn't doing anything. He's not running or digging. He's just standing there. When he did have a handful of poo he just let it drop. The FBC have turned there attention to Nathan as he shows up at the scale with a small handful of poo. Not for the first time, Nathan gets laughed at.
Nathan tells us he felt very guilty about only carrying a handful of crap but he wasn't willing to get down and dirty. That dude is an ass kicking waiting to happen.
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Comments (6)
Shoveling shit is an awesome challenge. Much better than any of those stupid ones from "The Apprentice" (loved the "Donald" pic).
I'm liking 50 Cent. This is getting to be entertaining, but not without your recaps as a companion. You have the knack!!! Great stuff.
1 of 6 | Posted by chooch850 | Posted on November 15, 2008 3:01 PM
Thank you chooch. It looks like you are the only one reading this. Oh yeah and thanks for the Donald pic since I stole that from you lol!
2 of 6 | Posted by Cherie | Posted on November 17, 2008 8:19 AM
I'm reading too! I just didn't have anything to say this week. It was an awesome recap though. In fact, I wasn't planning on watching this show because I am not really into 50 cent. But your first recap nudged me to check it out. I actually like 50. He seems like he has a sense of humor and is pretty cool. And I like how his show is not about working for him but empowering someone else to work for themselves.
3 of 6 | Posted by Snootchy Bootches | Posted on November 18, 2008 9:45 AM
snootchy bootches I LOVE YOU! Thanks for posting sweety. I like 50 too and that surprised me. He seems all mean then he smiles and looks like a lil puppy dog. Don't tell him I said that though.
4 of 6 | Posted by Cherie | Posted on November 18, 2008 1:16 PM
I swear your recaps are better than the show.
5 of 6 | Posted by dr.birdie | Posted on November 20, 2008 4:02 PM
I love you doc! Happy Thanksgiving!
6 of 6 | Posted by Cherie | Posted on November 26, 2008 4:46 PM