Under Boss Mehgan has been watching the other team to see why they were ahead. Uhh maybe because you are WATCHING instead of DOING? She see's that they have a large piece of cardboard and are able to get a lot of shit on it. And she decides to snatch it right out from under them. She's a quick little thing. She snatched that thing and ran. According to the rules if another teams sets a tool down, it can be snatched. But damn, they were piling shit on it when she snatched it. That girl has some balls.
Was that a squirrel?
50 comes out to take a look and thinks its going to be close. He calls time. Words are unnecessary. I'll let this picture do the talking here.
Going to my happy place...
50 asks Derrick of Team Power what he thinks about their performance. Derrick says nobody cared if they got shit in their hair, mouth whatever. He says their team did great. It was hard work but they were hustling. 50 likes that word and smiles and moves on to Team Money. He asks Nikki what her strategy was. Apparently it was to cry like a baby cause that's what she does. 50 is appalled. He yells at her that there's no crying in 50 Centland and he punches her in the head. Or he just listens as she mumbles that she's proud of her team. I like my story better. She says they didn't argue and they worked together as a team.
50 tells Team Power that it seemed that there was one person on their team who didn't want to work. Mehgan volunteers that yes indeedy it was Nathan's lazy ass that didn't want to work. Nathan tries to defend himself but 50 cuts him off because he saw his one handed shit carry and is not impressed.
Curtis Johnson is gonna be so impressed.
50 Cent Magical Quote of the Night: "One handful of shit does not equal a fistful of dollars". I am going to get Meemaw to embroider that on a pillow. If she ever sobers up.
To the results. At first glance they look pretty even. Team Money has 596 pounds. Each number painted on a shovel. 50 likes to carry a theme all the way.
Team Power has.....744 pounds of shit! They are the shittiest and they win. Yay shit!
As Team Power celebrates poor Team Money looks sad and beaten. Awww.
Nima is pissed at Derrick for saying "good job" to them. He feels that Derrick is trying to "flaunt". No asshole Derrick was saying "good job". He was being gracious. Shut your hole freak.
The shittiest of the shitty!
50 tells them that the winners have something "exquisite" waiting for them back at Camp Curtis. They will see how their efforts can be turned into sugar. As for the losers, he says their job is not over. He tells the winners to come with him.
Team Power arrive home freshly showered and are treated to a spa day. Massages, pedicures (I do not even want to see no nasty feet!) manicures, the works. Mehgan, braintrust that she is has had a light bulb moment. She realizes that 50 was trying to tell them something when he said sometimes you have to shovel a lot of shit to get to something sweet. She figures that all that shit shoveling was the shitty part and the spa day is the sweet part! Yay lets all clap for Mehgan. I am so glad she cleared that up for me. Dingbat.
Poor Team Money are on the back of truck on the liftgate slowly going up and looking so pitiful I have to stop typing to wipe my eyes. Seriously that shit is hilarious. Cornbreadd especially. 50 made them load the shit into the back of the truck, crawl inside and they are being driven somewhere. Guess where they are going? That would be Queens County Farm where they have to shovel the shit yet again. Cornbread is shocked and appalled. I am delighted.
Another light bulb moment! This time from Nima. He realizes that as they spread the shit around, "you can plant vegetables and grow them and thus far they can sell it and turn it into ya know, some pot of gold." Its amazing, you'd never know that Nima thinks edamacation is not important. Who needs fancy book learnin's?
I red a buk afore.
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Comments (6)
Shoveling shit is an awesome challenge. Much better than any of those stupid ones from "The Apprentice" (loved the "Donald" pic).
I'm liking 50 Cent. This is getting to be entertaining, but not without your recaps as a companion. You have the knack!!! Great stuff.
1 of 6 | Posted by chooch850 | Posted on November 15, 2008 3:01 PM
Thank you chooch. It looks like you are the only one reading this. Oh yeah and thanks for the Donald pic since I stole that from you lol!
2 of 6 | Posted by Cherie | Posted on November 17, 2008 8:19 AM
I'm reading too! I just didn't have anything to say this week. It was an awesome recap though. In fact, I wasn't planning on watching this show because I am not really into 50 cent. But your first recap nudged me to check it out. I actually like 50. He seems like he has a sense of humor and is pretty cool. And I like how his show is not about working for him but empowering someone else to work for themselves.
3 of 6 | Posted by Snootchy Bootches | Posted on November 18, 2008 9:45 AM
snootchy bootches I LOVE YOU! Thanks for posting sweety. I like 50 too and that surprised me. He seems all mean then he smiles and looks like a lil puppy dog. Don't tell him I said that though.
4 of 6 | Posted by Cherie | Posted on November 18, 2008 1:16 PM
I swear your recaps are better than the show.
5 of 6 | Posted by dr.birdie | Posted on November 20, 2008 4:02 PM
I love you doc! Happy Thanksgiving!
6 of 6 | Posted by Cherie | Posted on November 26, 2008 4:46 PM