Back at Camp Curtis the party is still going but it has been crashed by Team Fuckup. Nima tells us his target is Derrick. He wants his ass gone and he will convince the others to vote him out. He takes a glass of champagne. This displeases Musso who tells us that Nima is a rat who has come in just to cause trouble. Nima proves him right by asking Derrick what he would do with the 100 grand. Derrick tells him none of his business. Nima says he thinks Derrick would put it into acting school. Because he thinks "all this" has been an act. He goes on to say that Derrick is trying to bullshit everyone and they all see through it. Derrick doesn't take the bait. In confessional Nima tells us he is ruthless. More like clueless.
Early the next morning Derrick and Nima are playing pool(these people can't even fight properly) while Rebecca is doing yoga. Looks like she's passed out on the floor to me. Derrick tells us he wants to understand her. That means he wants to tap that ass.
Is she dead?
Rebecca tells us she is fit. Spiritually, mentally and physically. She is proving to 50 that she deserves the $100 grand because she wakes up and gets centered and focused on why she's there. And she can touch her nose to her own hoohoo.
DaJuan thinks she's weird. He says "To know her is not to understand her". I understand her. She's crackers. And not Nathan crackers. He's just a cracker. She's fucking nuts.
She's centering herself.
Rebecca continues by telling us that her basic human needs are not being met. She's not being fed organic food. And her imaginary friend Freckles is tired of being ignored. But because of her yoga and her great mental blah blah she is able to "circum" it. Here's a couple of words for you Becky, straight jacket.
Nima tells us that Rebecca needs to quit bitching and moaning and that if 50 tells you to eat shit you have to eat shit. He's going to expose everyone in this house. Rebecca, Precious, Derrick, Mehgan, Nikki. One by one he's gonna take them out. He loves trouble making. I don't know about you but I am scared people. Douche. That dude is so going home.
Guess what Nima is doing? Yep he's trouble making. He starts in on Rebecca by saying she is "too pampered here, you need too much demand." Does anyone on this show speak coherently? WTF?
Musso thinks Nima's scrawny ass is funny. He says he could use him as a toothpick and he's not a threat to any of them. Of course he says that to us, not the toothpick.
Rebecca tells us that Nima is in pain because of the amount of negative things he has to say about people and that he is actually expressing his own feelings about himself. I need to lie down.
Nathan is getting on everyone's nerves and seriously grossing me out. He's dancing around and shaking his belly at people. He screams at the camera "I am freakin funny!." He thinks that in order to be a business minded person you have to be funny. Yeah cause Donald Trump is a laugh a minute. Random Thought Alert 2: WTF is up with Trumps hair? That man has a bazillion dollars and he has the worst comb over ever.
Nikki starts losing her shit and wants to know what Nathan knows about 50 Cent. Nathan begins " Curtis Johnson is the man". And the whole house loses it. Nobody can believe MC Cracker got 50's last name wrong. Including me. Ryan is especially pissed and says 50 brought him in and gave him this chance and not knowing that his name is Curtis Jackson is rude and Nathan should be outta here!
Nathan just stands there nodding his head.
Holy shit. Nathan is continuing to be his annoying self when 50 walks into the room. Nathan doesn't see him. Nima see's 50 and takes the opportunity to ask Nathan what 50's full name is again. Nathan says "Curtis Johnson" and yells like he's proud of himself. Hahaha 50 is no longer amused by whitey. The whole room is silent as Nathan finally gets a clue. Nathan turns around and says "Hi". Sound effect guy plays the sound of a heartbeat.
Ruh roh!
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Comments (6)
Shoveling shit is an awesome challenge. Much better than any of those stupid ones from "The Apprentice" (loved the "Donald" pic).
I'm liking 50 Cent. This is getting to be entertaining, but not without your recaps as a companion. You have the knack!!! Great stuff.
1 of 6 | Posted by chooch850 | Posted on November 15, 2008 3:01 PM
Thank you chooch. It looks like you are the only one reading this. Oh yeah and thanks for the Donald pic since I stole that from you lol!
2 of 6 | Posted by Cherie | Posted on November 17, 2008 8:19 AM
I'm reading too! I just didn't have anything to say this week. It was an awesome recap though. In fact, I wasn't planning on watching this show because I am not really into 50 cent. But your first recap nudged me to check it out. I actually like 50. He seems like he has a sense of humor and is pretty cool. And I like how his show is not about working for him but empowering someone else to work for themselves.
3 of 6 | Posted by Snootchy Bootches | Posted on November 18, 2008 9:45 AM
snootchy bootches I LOVE YOU! Thanks for posting sweety. I like 50 too and that surprised me. He seems all mean then he smiles and looks like a lil puppy dog. Don't tell him I said that though.
4 of 6 | Posted by Cherie | Posted on November 18, 2008 1:16 PM
I swear your recaps are better than the show.
5 of 6 | Posted by dr.birdie | Posted on November 20, 2008 4:02 PM
I love you doc! Happy Thanksgiving!
6 of 6 | Posted by Cherie | Posted on November 26, 2008 4:46 PM