50 asks Nathan if he's having fun. Nathan says he is. Then tries to save himself by saying "50 I was on a winning team and I just feel like I been backlashed you know?" 50 asks him why. Nathan says "well 50, Mr. 50 Cent everybodys been talking about me". The dude is about to cry. He goes on to tell 50 he respects him. He really does. 50 just stares at him and Nathan slinks away. I bet he needs to change his drawers about now.
50 tells Nathan and Mehgan to follow him to his office. Now. Damn I might need to change my drawers if this keeps up. That dude is mean looking when he wants to be.
Meanwhile the room is freaking out after they leave. DaJuan put it best with "You could hear a rat pissing on cotton" when 50 walked into the room. The only thing they can't figure out is why Mehgan was sent to office too. Cornbreadd has a theory. He says that Mehgan is a complex lady. "She doesn't talk a lot but I think Mr. Fiddy feels she needs to step up. Show something. He not gonna let somebody stay cause they are cute".
In The Boss's Office 50 wants to know wtf Nathan thinks he's doing running around acting the fool. Nathan tells him he's just having fun. 50 wants to know how he can trust him with his money if he's just having fun? Dumbass actually says "I don't know". 50 asks Mehgan what she thinks about Nathan. Mehgan thinks Nathan is fake and there for the wrong reason. Nathan tries to defend himself but damn dude, you are fucked. And stop telling people you are a Georgia boy!
I should snap your flabby ass neck.
50 asks Nathan if he hears that rain and thunder outside and if he thinks it's just a natural occurrence. Nathan says he thinks its time to wake up and hustle. 50 says "Shut up". Definitely gonna need a wardrobe change. 50 wants Nathan to name 2 songs he's written. Nathan squeaks out "Straight to the bank...hahaha." 50 doesn't find that funny. Nathan says "that's all I know." Oh Lord this white boy is dead. OMG! 50 asked him why he called him Curtis Johnson and the stupid bastard actually said that its because he doesn't know him very well. And then. THEN, 50 says "All black people look alike to you?"
I LOVE THE BLACK MAN!
OMG! OMG! OMG! I can't take it. Just shoot him now. Get us all out of Nathan's misery. Nathan is about to faint and says no, no, no I am not racist. Nathan's mouth is so dry that he keeps licking his lips and his tongue gets stuck. He keeps trying to get back on track
But 50 slams his hand on the desk (causing me to jump) and says "Business!". They stare at each other for a few seconds and 50 says "You know what Nathan? Get the fuck outta here! You been dropped". Ya cracker ass cracker! Ok I added that part. But he does tell him to leave immediately and when Nathan tries to shake his hand 50 refuses. Mehgan is quite as a mouse and just sitting there bouncing slightly in her chair.
Nathan goes downstairs to tell everyone he' a goner. They all scream and cry, why God why? Actually they are all happy as hell. Nathan tells us he was dropped because 50 thought he was a cutup. Whatever gets ya through the night MC Whacker. He says "It's straight to the bank for 50 and back home to Georgia for me". Yippie.
Back inside Mehgan tells everyone there is still an elimination to come. 50 is real. He ain't playin' y'all. 50 reappears in the room like Dracula. Seriously how does he keep sneaking up like that? I think he did cause the thunder and rain.
He tells Derrick and Mehgan as the Boss and Under Boss they are to pick a third person to join Nikki and Larry to be up for elimination. He then asks the terrified Camper's if they have anything to say. A male voice says "I am happy to be here". And then Nikki starts stammering and stuttering "Me too I am so grateful I am! I am! I really I am. Sucky, sucky love you long time. Ok I apologize for that last part. Sort of. 50 tells her to save it for elimination. I don't want to be a stickler here but damn, he did ask.
Nikki and Larry pull some people aside to flush out which idiot they will put up. My vote is for Nima. If for no other reason than his name is stupid.
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Comments (6)
Shoveling shit is an awesome challenge. Much better than any of those stupid ones from "The Apprentice" (loved the "Donald" pic).
I'm liking 50 Cent. This is getting to be entertaining, but not without your recaps as a companion. You have the knack!!! Great stuff.
1 of 6 | Posted by chooch850 | Posted on November 15, 2008 3:01 PM
Thank you chooch. It looks like you are the only one reading this. Oh yeah and thanks for the Donald pic since I stole that from you lol!
2 of 6 | Posted by Cherie | Posted on November 17, 2008 8:19 AM
I'm reading too! I just didn't have anything to say this week. It was an awesome recap though. In fact, I wasn't planning on watching this show because I am not really into 50 cent. But your first recap nudged me to check it out. I actually like 50. He seems like he has a sense of humor and is pretty cool. And I like how his show is not about working for him but empowering someone else to work for themselves.
3 of 6 | Posted by Snootchy Bootches | Posted on November 18, 2008 9:45 AM
snootchy bootches I LOVE YOU! Thanks for posting sweety. I like 50 too and that surprised me. He seems all mean then he smiles and looks like a lil puppy dog. Don't tell him I said that though.
4 of 6 | Posted by Cherie | Posted on November 18, 2008 1:16 PM
I swear your recaps are better than the show.
5 of 6 | Posted by dr.birdie | Posted on November 20, 2008 4:02 PM
I love you doc! Happy Thanksgiving!
6 of 6 | Posted by Cherie | Posted on November 26, 2008 4:46 PM