Or dating Heide.
Before I get into this week's episode, let's take a quick look back at what happened in my absence: Sabrina's face cleared up. Sort of. Also, Teddy slept with Heide, then he continued to sleep as she slunk down the Walk of Shame, otherwise known as the hallway outside Teddy's apartment. Speaking of Teddy, when did he start wearing mascara? And finally, Sabrina actually beat out Kelly for a job, thus ramping up their sibling rivalry and propelling them to second-place on the list of most annoying reality show twins. Number One? Still the Brittenums. Okay, enough about last week. We've got new models to mock...
Just one of the fascinating clips you'll find on MTV's Overdrive.
This week's episode starts off with Britt and Briana talking about how funny they think Teddy is. And not funny in the "he's a funny guy" sense. More like funny in the "he rides the short bus" sense. Britt can't figure out his game plan. First he asks her out, then he asks Heide out, and she and Heide are complete opposites. She's married to Jesus, Heide's a whore. Hey Britt, maybe Teddy's just hoping you and Heide will hook up, because if there's one thing Paula Abdul's taught us over the years (besides not to mix Vicodin and alcohol on national TV) it's that Opposites Attract.
Next, we get to see Teddy and Adrian lounging poolside. They have a casting in an hour. Teddy wants to see if Heide is going to the same casting, so he calls her up. He gets her voicemail, but won't leave a message. "I'm not about messages," he tells Adrian. "She'll see I called and call back." Other things Teddy's not about: Mensa.
And they're worried about Sabrina's skin?
Teddy catches the attention of some girls across the pool, but Adrian isn't into it, telling Teddy, "She looks good from afar, but up close she looks far from good." Man, that totally sounds like Vinci wisdom. Speaking of which, anyone know what the hell happened to our favorite Latin mimbo? Maybe he's still riding blimp… Teddy says he doesn't know what it is about Heide, but he's totally digging her right now. I'm guessing it's probably the fact that she's so easy. Seriously, I bet her vajajay has one of those Staples "Easy" Buttons on it. Teddy goes on to tell Adrian he's actually one of those "relationship" type of guys. He loves to have fun and everything, but he really likes relationships. For a certain amount of time, of course, then he starts not to like them again. Kind of like juice boxes. He loves the little straws, but after while grows tired of the limited flavor offerings.
At the girl's apartment, Talesha tells everyone she got a request to do a Maxim calendar shoot this Friday. That gives her just enough time for some extra squats and booty crunches, just in case someone wants to cup tha booty. All the girls are excited for Talesha. Except Tracie, who at 25 is already the old maid of the apartment. If she were a horse, I've no doubt Irene would've already had her shot.
Allee calls Briana to tell her that she, Teddy and Britt have a casting this afternoon for a Verizon commercial. While Teddy and Britt are waiting for Briana to finish her audition, Teddy's cell phone rings. In the Verizon building. What are the odds? The call is from another booker, telling him he'll be working with Heide on a shoot later this week. "No problem" he tells her. "I know Heide." Britt, meanwhile, looks like she'd rather be anywhere else than listening to Teddy talk about the girl he started dating instead of her. She tries to blow it off with a squeaky laugh and a "that's funny," but you can tell she's unhappy. Looks like it'll be another lonely night remembering her Kansas roots.
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Comments (21)
HAHA! I'm #1! I'm gonna read the recap tomorrow at work though... and comment about it then. :)
1 of 21 | Posted by stacyrocks
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Posted on April 19, 2006 5:37 PM
ahhh so glad to see this up so quickly! teddy's eyeliner is seriously out of control- does he really think that no one notices? And Britt is way better looking then Heide is. Oh I read that Heide and Teddy had sex? Is that really what happened? DId i miss something? Also, does anyone else think adrian is nasty and he needs braces or is it just me? Glad to have a break from Kelly's demeaning attitude towards Sabrina!
2 of 21 | Posted by ashley25
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Posted on April 19, 2006 6:07 PM
Seriously, I bet her vajajay has one of those Staples "Easy" Buttons on it.
lmao. i don't even watch this show, but the recaps are so funny you've got me hooked on it.
thought this was the funniest epi ever. teddy looked like such an idiot. that's what he gets, doing that poor brit like that. and for a trampy tramp like heide?!?
doesn't he know u can't turn a ho into a housewife?
my favorite line of the recap was- Uhm, that would be the guy who just made a plaster caster of your girl's cooter, Teddy.
haaaaahahaha!!
3 of 21 | Posted by babeblue
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Posted on April 19, 2006 7:27 PM
I thought this episode was hilarious. When Teddy and Adrian were talking by the pool, how many times did Teddy say "dude"?
It serves Ready Teddy right that Heide behaves that way. But what's up with Kelly saying "pee-pee"? What is she five years old? All the euphemisms there are for the male genetalia and she picks that one?
But the most hilarious thing about this is Irene talking about how anybody else looks what with her scary monster face. And that laugh she did at the party? Super scary. Not human at all. Must be an alien who's gathering all the pretty people to take back to her planet for mating...or to sell as pets.
4 of 21 | Posted by zevonia
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Posted on April 19, 2006 8:39 PM
wow that was a great episode and recap, hilarious. favorites: plaster caster cooter, easy button, he can't spell kissing... and of corse VINCI is back! oh have i missed him.
but what was up with iron maden's scary laugh. i had to rewind the episode 3 times to watch it again because it was just so funny to watch. Yes i think heidi is the miami slut machine you make her out to be, she is definitely not misunderstood and yes Teddy is a complete idiot. Yeah.. Adrian is completely weird looking, but he has a very good point.
Glad to have a break from: Kelly, god she's a b*tch to Sabrina
Glad to get to see:Talesha, had she even said a word yet until Tuesday?
Missing desperately: VINCI!
5 of 21 | Posted by kristin
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Posted on April 19, 2006 8:46 PM
Teddy's an idiot. He reminds me of Rob Lowe in "St. Elmo's Fire..." pretty and stupid.
6 of 21 | Posted by ATCmurph
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Posted on April 19, 2006 11:02 PM
Thanks for the recap, copygodd! Funny :)
This episode was great, especially after that nice dose of VINCI...in a dark, loud club but still, it was Vinci no less. Freaking Heide hooked up with him though!? Damn. That's not right. He's so yummy.
7 of 21 | Posted by stacyrocks
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Posted on April 20, 2006 8:11 AM
c'mon shake your body teddy do the conga
i know you can't control your makeup any longa
feel the rhythm of the cockblock getting stronga
vinci's gettin sloppy seconds do the conga beat
-Miami Slut Machine 2006
8 of 21 | Posted by k37744
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Posted on April 20, 2006 8:56 AM
no. sadly, my song wasn't funny, but i want everyone to suffer the rest of their day with that monstrosity stuck in their heads. it's my gift to you.
g. estefan would never sleep with teddy.
9 of 21 | Posted by k37744
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Posted on April 20, 2006 10:12 AM
I loved the "Miami Slut Machine" moniker. I also loved the Easy Button joke. This show is hilarious.
10 of 21 | Posted by B-Side
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Posted on April 20, 2006 10:26 AM
This was an excellent recap...
I half-expected him to start chanting "Teddy and Heide sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G..." But then I remembered he can't spell "kissing".
Wait a minute, that was a complete sentence. From Vinci.
Kind of like juice boxes. He loves the little straws, but after while grows tired of the limited flavor offerings
Thanks for again reminding me why I watch this show...
11 of 21 | Posted by MTV4ME
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Posted on April 20, 2006 11:39 AM
Hilarious recap, my coworkers think I'm crazy I'm cracking up so hard. Anyway, this ep was definitely the best so far. Heidi is not even that cute (compared to the other models) but she's easy and that's what matters at that age. I for one think Teddy has gorgeous eyes, but the mascara joke is too funny!
12 of 21 | Posted by couchpotato
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Posted on April 20, 2006 1:14 PM
Hey Vinci is back! latino charm is the best of the show !!
Is Teddy the most stupid guy of Miami!????
Hey "gringas" take care that vincy is back !! hehe
13 of 21 | Posted by EnriqueMorillo
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Posted on April 20, 2006 1:16 PM
Mercy for Vinci!
U u dont know what a big problem is for a latino translate in a good way spanish to english!!last week i said to a friend of my "gringa" girlfriend that we should spend the night togueter... in spanish that doesn mean anything.. I also said sdomething in spanish "joder con unas chicas" that mean we hanged out with some girls but she translate her like i fucked many girls, so im in a big problem right now anyway, mercy for Vincy he is doing the best
14 of 21 | Posted by EnriqueMorillo
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Posted on April 20, 2006 1:22 PM
Why all the Heide bashing? I don't see a ring on her finger! She's a hot model in South Beach for chrissakes. If she wants to freak every guido in sight that's her perogative. Who says she has to save herself for when Teddy's done applying makeup, chainsmoking, and making mascara-eyes at every piece of trash that washes up on the beach? Let's not forget that Teddy's the one who uncoordinated-ly tries to juggle women.
PS: Is Sean an acutal model? I'll bet he's not, I'll bet he's just the wise poolboy or something. I liken his role to Joe E. Tata's on 90210. Dispense friendly advice but stay out of the kids' way, old man.
15 of 21 | Posted by J-Balls
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Posted on April 20, 2006 10:34 PM
Joe E. Tata!!???????
friggin brilliant analogy.
he was the unsung hero of B. Hills. r.i.p.
16 of 21 | Posted by k37744
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Posted on April 21, 2006 6:00 AM
Quite a hilarious post J-Balls! But I would think even if you're single you want to handle yourself like a lady and with some discretion.
17 of 21 | Posted by couchpotato
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Posted on April 21, 2006 12:59 PM
I saw Vinci randomly the other day in NYC and he looked more delish than he does on TV!
18 of 21 | Posted by YankeesFan
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Posted on April 21, 2006 1:59 PM
OK, Yankees Fan, you have to stop the insanity. There is no way Vinci looks better in person. How did you stop yourself from pulling a Heidi? I so would have done something embarrassing because he is H-O-T and Sexy and stupid in an unTeddy way that is somehow acceptable.
Personally, I can see the appeal of Heidi. She's definitely sexier and more aware of her sexuality than the other girls seem to be - and I can see where that's attractive to a guy that age (not to mention she's easy).
And J-Unit, I totally copped "cooter" and used it in an unrelated context today - ha ha. I love that.
19 of 21 | Posted by hilcat
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Posted on April 21, 2006 2:50 PM
love the seinfeld references!
20 of 21 | Posted by amanda
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Posted on April 22, 2006 12:22 PM
I have one of those buttons on my desk at work - you've forever changed the meaning of it for me. Not sure if I should laugh or shudder. hehe
21 of 21 | Posted by TinkerbellAPixie
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Posted on April 22, 2006 2:41 PM