Breast Week Ever. - 
by copygodd
Oh well. At least tonight's episode was all about the boobies. Boobies small (Kelly and Sabrina's); boobies large (everyone not named Kelly and Sabrina); and boobies male (Adrian and Sean, who just acted like a couple of boobs). Wondering how many more times I can use the word "boobies" (or some derivative) in one recap? You'll find out after the jump.
We start off this week where else? Da beach. This time it's Britt and Sabrina talking about the life of twins. Sabrina always wants to have the same look, and she never wants things to change. Sabrina is starting to sound a little too Single White Female for me.
After the stupid theme song, Allee calls Kelly to tell her she has a casting for Tecate beer. Yum, beer. She's told to wear a bathing suit and "look hot." Sounds good so far. Too bad she's not told to bring a slide rule. With a nice set of nerd glasses and the right lighting, I think she could really make that work. Sitting in the waiting room is pretty awkward for Kelly, as she doesn't know any of the other models. And, of course, she has no boobies. The photographer snaps a couple of shots of her in a red ensemble, then she's sent on her merry way. In the car, she complains to Sabrina about all the other models having Double Ds. That's something you'd never hear Vinci complain about.
Thanks for the mammaries.
We'd never hear Sean and Adrian complain about it either, as they're busy making approving noises at every pair that jiggles by them on the street. Adrian has a "request casting" for Passions, the NBC soap opera best known for gratuitous use of magic and little people in the form of Timmy, a living doll. Yeah, this totally sounds right up Adrian's alley. (I bet Up Adrian's Alley would make a good name for a gay porno.) Sean gets Passions confused with an imaginary soap opera that has Wolverine coming out of a closet (insert your own Hugh Jackman joke here). Man, TV sounds a lot more interesting in Sean's world.
That's some bad hat, Harry.
Adrian tells Sean that the bookers sent his package out, and NBC was all like, "Oh my god, we need him!" This just shows how much better models have it than the rest of us. Because whenever I've sent my package out, I haven't had quite the same results. Well, except for that Halloween when I poked a hole in the bottom of the candy bowl and set it in my lap. As you might expect, hilarity ensued.
Ah, good times.
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