Oh well. At least tonight's episode was all about the boobies. Boobies small (Kelly and Sabrina's); boobies large (everyone not named Kelly and Sabrina); and boobies male (Adrian and Sean, who just acted like a couple of boobs). Wondering how many more times I can use the word "boobies" (or some derivative) in one recap? You'll find out after the jump.
We start off this week where else? Da beach. This time it's Britt and Sabrina talking about the life of twins. Sabrina always wants to have the same look, and she never wants things to change. Sabrina is starting to sound a little too Single White Female for me.
After the stupid theme song, Allee calls Kelly to tell her she has a casting for Tecate beer. Yum, beer. She's told to wear a bathing suit and "look hot." Sounds good so far. Too bad she's not told to bring a slide rule. With a nice set of nerd glasses and the right lighting, I think she could really make that work. Sitting in the waiting room is pretty awkward for Kelly, as she doesn't know any of the other models. And, of course, she has no boobies. The photographer snaps a couple of shots of her in a red ensemble, then she's sent on her merry way. In the car, she complains to Sabrina about all the other models having Double Ds. That's something you'd never hear Vinci complain about.
Thanks for the mammaries.
We'd never hear Sean and Adrian complain about it either, as they're busy making approving noises at every pair that jiggles by them on the street. Adrian has a "request casting" for Passions, the NBC soap opera best known for gratuitous use of magic and little people in the form of Timmy, a living doll. Yeah, this totally sounds right up Adrian's alley. (I bet Up Adrian's Alley would make a good name for a gay porno.) Sean gets Passions confused with an imaginary soap opera that has Wolverine coming out of a closet (insert your own Hugh Jackman joke here). Man, TV sounds a lot more interesting in Sean's world.
That's some bad hat, Harry.
Adrian tells Sean that the bookers sent his package out, and NBC was all like, "Oh my god, we need him!" This just shows how much better models have it than the rest of us. Because whenever I've sent my package out, I haven't had quite the same results. Well, except for that Halloween when I poked a hole in the bottom of the candy bowl and set it in my lap. As you might expect, hilarity ensued.
Ah, good times.
Meanwhile, back at the agency, Kelly is having a heart-to-heart with Bloody Mary about her boobs. Seems she's been thinking about breast enhancements for a long time, and wants her boss' take on the idea. Iron Eagle wants to know why. Kelly says she's doing it for her, as she's had this insecurity for a while. Fortunately, Irene is personal friends with the best plastic surgeon in south Florida (I know, what are the odds?), and says she'll put in a call for Kelly. She'll even take her there herself if need be, as she found a small area on her face this morning where she actually has feeling, so she needs a quick Botox fix.
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Comments (24)
as a twin myself i'm really getting tired of sabrina's whole deal.
i mean how many sets of twins has she seen on the cover of vogue?
i bet she probably tried to kill herself when kelly stopped wanting to dress alike in the 12th grade.
what she needs to do is wait for kelly to get hot and start riding her coattails like naima from antm's twin sister, nia, is trying to do: http://www.concreteloop.com/archives/2006/03/naima_bday_party_pics.html
1 of 24 | Posted by babeblue
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Posted on April 6, 2006 11:19 AM
I can't keep the twins names straight, but I thought it was horrible that the boob job twin didn't even tell her sister that she was thinking about getting it done, and non boob job twin seemed very hurt when she found out.
2 of 24 | Posted by Pamsey
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Posted on April 6, 2006 11:26 AM
For Kelly's sake I hope Dr Lenny isn't the dude that did Irene's many surgeries 'cause the results could be scary!
3 of 24 | Posted by zevonia
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Posted on April 6, 2006 11:33 AM
Well, IMHO, sabrina seems a little off, if I was Kelly I would have told her in front of IronLady too. That way she would have to act like an adult, and realize they are not the same person. Sabrina would prob. had a breakdown/huge crying/ more whiney fit if it was just them two.
But next week it looks like sabrina gets a job all by herself, goodie for her, maybe now she will stop whining.
MORE VINCI
4 of 24 | Posted by hardly@work
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Posted on April 6, 2006 11:54 AM
On the Irene Marie site, non-boob-job twin is WAY hotter than boob-job-twin.
5 of 24 | Posted by k37744
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Posted on April 6, 2006 12:16 PM
Let me get this straight, Sabrina is not allowed to go on castings because of her skin and Adrian can go on soap opera auditions with his skin looking the way it did? I don't get it. Adrian's skin looked as bad, if not worse, than Sabrina's. Next week looks good. I swore I would never watch this and find it to be a quite intersting show.
6 of 24 | Posted by tvismylife
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Posted on April 6, 2006 12:21 PM
i swore i'd never watch it too, but b-side gave me no choice. now i'm semi-hooked.
7 of 24 | Posted by copygodd
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Posted on April 6, 2006 12:23 PM
Vinci. Ride blimp.
I think I just peed myself I was laughing so hard. How did I ever live without you B-side?
8 of 24 | Posted by monkeypeanut
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Posted on April 6, 2006 12:38 PM
#6 I agree, Adrian's skin is disgusting. His teeth are even worse, they are gapped and grey I can't stand looking at him.
9 of 24 | Posted by g-child
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Posted on April 6, 2006 12:41 PM
Thank you hardly@work, you make a very good point.
10 of 24 | Posted by Pamsey
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Posted on April 6, 2006 1:17 PM
i feel bad for Little Boobie (twin sabrina) it seems really harsh the way soon to be Fake Boobie (twin kelly) is acting. Part of me thinks it could be fake or guided drama by the producers. But Little Boobie does need to get over being a clingy twin, not everyone has an identical twin to latch onto as a security blanket. Our poor Little Boobie is having her first experience with pain and sadness!
11 of 24 | Posted by Munchkin
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Posted on April 6, 2006 1:24 PM
hey.....anybody seen the commercial that has both kelly and sabrina in it. it's some contact commercial with blond twins with the names kelly and sabrina so i am pretty sure it's the twins from the show.
12 of 24 | Posted by AMYS
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Posted on April 6, 2006 1:26 PM
-copygodd;
You cracked me up with that pic of Timmy with PASSIONate Adrian, hehehe! (I miss you Timmy, Rest in peace, boy).
-AMYS;
Yes, it's them for the astigmatism contact lens commercial. WITH HYDRA CLEAR :)
God, I really like this show! And I couldn't believe Kelly would seriously go to Irene's plastic surgeon. You have proof of his botched up work right in front of you, bitch!
*MORE VINCI, INDEED. Yum!*
13 of 24 | Posted by stacyrocks
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Posted on April 6, 2006 2:33 PM
Anybody notice that Sean and Teddy's friendship seems to be based on their shared love of not knowing how to play sports? Just like last week, the camera catches them out on the beach NOT playing with a ball. Last week it was a football which neither of them could throw in a spiral. This week it was a volleyball which spent more time on the sand than in the air.
Obviously the producers believe that sports is a good pretext for Sean and Teddy to chat. Eventually they're going to run out of sports to not know how to play! How long until we find Sean and Teddy out on the beach casually strolling around the hopscotch court while talking about somehting stupid?
Something about Teddy bugs the hell out of me. I think it's funny that whenever Britt visits the boys' apartment Teddy's always home alone. All the other guys are out getting laid and he just sits there alone, smoking cigarettes and slowly realizing that he's just not that attractive. Isn't this show supposed to be about models? Don't even get me started on Adrian and his ugly skin and teeth...
Can't wait for next week when Sabrina lands that huge job and turns the tables on Kelly. I admit it's annoying when Sabrina is clingy, but Kelly is a total yatch to her.
14 of 24 | Posted by J-Balls
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Posted on April 6, 2006 5:14 PM
to tell the twin apart: kelly has the broad fat girl's face a la triffiny amber thessien. sabrina's face is slimmer.
15 of 24 | Posted by aidde
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Posted on April 7, 2006 12:58 AM
Haven't seen the contact commercial. But I did spot Britt's duck lips on a gi-normous poster at the mall at American Eagle or Abercrombie or one of those other generic stores...
16 of 24 | Posted by IHeartTV
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Posted on April 7, 2006 4:24 AM
http://www.bricksandstones.blogspot.com/
this site, if you scroll down has all the 8th's model calling cards, its worth it just to see how ridiculous Teddy looks with eye makeup. And sabrina does look better than kelly in these shots.
17 of 24 | Posted by hardly@work
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Posted on April 7, 2006 5:57 AM
AMYS,
yeah, i commented on that commercial last time but it was a while after the recap was posted. i wonder when they shot that commercial, it's been around for a long time before 8th and ocean started. also, i think sabrina still wears the same (or similar) glasses, because i remember thinking they looked cute when she wore them on the show.
18 of 24 | Posted by ldini79
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Posted on April 7, 2006 12:00 PM
yeah hardly, i agree! sabrina is hotter and zits are only temporary. i have a hard time telling them apart but i think kelly is taller. anyway i find myself pulling (my crank also) for sabrina. kelly comes across as a lousy sister. whatever they are both hot. i can see sabrina one upping kelly by dyeing her hair black and posing nude for biker babes magazine.
19 of 24 | Posted by heehaw
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Posted on April 7, 2006 3:51 PM
Did anyone else notice the random clip of the dirty jungle man running on the beach? What was that about?
20 of 24 | Posted by MC
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Posted on April 7, 2006 10:49 PM
if you go to the irene marie website, there's a whole section on just the 8th & ocean cast (including the office people).
and if you look up heide's comp card on the site, it further proves that she is fug.
21 of 24 | Posted by annna
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Posted on April 8, 2006 8:06 AM
HAHA lol MC i totally noticed that. I was like WTF?!
22 of 24 | Posted by D-Hoffs
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Posted on April 8, 2006 2:35 PM
the thing that bugs me is the booker chicks--they are sooooo heinous to look at--and you can tell they are totally bittercakes about the "models" being more socially acceptable in the looks dept than they are. they take such pleasure in telling the models bad news.
"oh yeah--it really sucks for you that you have bad skin right now Sabrina!"
"Tracie--i am so sure that you will be getting more jobs soon. it's probly just a lull."
NOT.
23 of 24 | Posted by ennis teal
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Posted on April 10, 2006 6:04 AM
ok, i don't know if I'm being a total dummyhead, but I just noticed that Kelly and Sabrina are the "Acuvue twins"... I knew they looked familiar...
24 of 24 | Posted by lguser
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Posted on April 10, 2006 1:47 PM