|  1  |  2  |  3  |  4  |  5  Next Page... ( Comments ) I can't believe season one of 8th and Ocean is over after just ten episodes. Why only ten? Because The Man would never give models a full 22. Of course, in model time, ten weeks is at least three years, so overall the show had a pretty nice run. It's just too bad that by the time next season rolls around, at least half the cast will look older than David Bowie's character in The Hunger. (Although that's still decades younger than Irene Marie.) Oh well, at least the season ended with some great twin-on-twin action. Not to mention an exciting new roommate for the girls. (And this one's not even battery-powered.)

Tonight's episode starts off with the girls talking about whether or not they've ever had to kiss someone as part of a shoot before. Britt once had to straddle a guy and pretend they were in bed, but she's never had to kiss someone. For the record, how does one "pretend" to be in bed? Was this shoot for Mimes Illustrated? Because that would totally rule. I don't know about you, but I find the idea of Britt miming a hand-job to be strangely erotic.