"I hate you." "I hate you more."
Tonight's episode starts off with the girls talking about whether or not they've ever had to kiss someone as part of a shoot before. Britt once had to straddle a guy and pretend they were in bed, but she's never had to kiss someone. For the record, how does one "pretend" to be in bed? Was this shoot for Mimes Illustrated? Because that would totally rule. I don't know about you, but I find the idea of Britt miming a hand-job to be strangely erotic.
Briana says when she was younger, she had to make out with two guys for a shoot she was doing for Glamour. I wonder if they were considered Glamour shots? (Rimshot.) Later, when the issue comes out, she learns the photos were for an article called "How to Win the War on STDs". Wow, another shot with great mime potential. Speaking of mimes, wouldn't you just love to see Vinci's! take on doing walking against the wind?
"I have nipples. Could you milk me?"
Teddy and Heide are sunning themselves, talking about work. Heide's booked with Italian Cosmo the next two days, so she needs a place to stay that night or the next. After her behavior a few weeks back, I'm surprised she thinks Teddy will say yes, but one can never underestimate the power of the vaginal "Easy" button. She also thinks they should go work out. Teddy asks if it's so she can "cleanse" herself. Dude, she said work out, not douche. Although I can see why your mind went there first. Heide asks what he means by that, and he says it's just the way she acts. "I don't think you even know me," she tells Teddy. "I don't think you know me," he snaps back. Maybe that's because Teddy always has his guard up all the time. Teddy says there's no guard; he's just totally honest all the time. And he never wears eyeliner either; his eyes naturally look that way. While we're on the subject of honesty, Teddy tells Heide he honestly doesn't want a relationship right now. He's just out to have some fun. That's too bad, because Heide says she's sick of playing around and wants to settle down. Ah, honesty...
That night, the girls are upstairs having drinkie-drinks. Kelly and Sabrina are telling the rest of the coven that they're shooting an Acuvue commercial together. Sabrina is quick to add that they're making $12,500. She doesn't say if it's apiece or not, though. Either way, it definitely calls for more drinks. At the bar, they start talking about who has the best features of the people they live with. Briana says if she could take anything from anyone, it would be two things: Talesha's boobs. Good choices. Next, she says it's impossible for Sabrina to take a bad photograph. Passive-aggressive Kelly agrees, throwing an arm around her twin and saying she's the skinniest person she knows, except for some church girl. Surely she's not talking about Charlotte Church.
The next day, Britt goes to a casting for a fragrance called "Madly in Love." The photographers want Britt to act all hot and bothered with some blonde guy. It's kind of funny that Britt has no trouble dry-humping a total stranger, but draws the line at kissing. It's like she's living the Pretty Woman script. Without all the whoring around, of course. After she's done teasing Blondie, she learns the photographers want her to dry hump one more guy: Teddy. The photographers are glad to learn Britt and Teddy know each other, because they feel it's easier to fake it with someone you know. Heck, if they wanted people who could fake it with each other, they should've hired a married couple.
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Comments (20)
I lurved the first season.
1 of 20 | Posted by B-Side
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Posted on May 10, 2006 3:13 PM
I hope to Husband there is a second season. I felt bad for the poor person who called Sabrina and had to have her screaming in her ear.
I was hoping it was Heide who would move into the apartment too!!
8th & Ocean is so the new Laguna...
2 of 20 | Posted by juxtapoeser
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Posted on May 10, 2006 3:24 PM
i liked the show but i wish they had a couple more episodes-- kelly's such a bitch! i just want to see sabrina get really successful and stand up to kelly-- she's a bully!!
3 of 20 | Posted by sunshine858619
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Posted on May 10, 2006 4:27 PM
I know I'm probably the only one, but I like Kelly more than Sabrina. She's too damn sensitive about everything. If she doesn't want to constantly be in competition with Kelly she should have either picked a different agency or try a different look. Bottom line is if they're looking for a blonde girl and you two both go, there's a 50% chance you won't get and Kelly will.
I did hate Kelly for the whole not telling Sabrina about the casting thing, even though I think it was some fancy editing, but can she really be mad at her for getting picked over her? It was Dillard's decision and yeah you're allowed to be upset but to outright bitch about it in front of Kelly seemed really immature. Kelly's a bit of a bitch but you have to be in that industry, being a pretty face isn't enough.
4 of 20 | Posted by JerseyGirl
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Posted on May 10, 2006 4:49 PM
I wonder how long we will have to wait for the second season. Hopefully not long.
I can not wait to see Brit's reaction to Heide living in the apartment.
5 of 20 | Posted by missriss
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Posted on May 10, 2006 5:19 PM
This season finale sucked... didn't seam like a finale to me, but oh well. Kelly is a bitch, and i'm pissed she got the dillards thing over sabrina. The suzy comment was hilarious! it made my day. Next season predictions: the twins split, britt and heidi feud at first but then they become friends and hate on teddy together, hopefully we'll see more of briana and talesha cuz i like them
6 of 20 | Posted by kristin
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Posted on May 10, 2006 8:48 PM
OH YEAH! and i hope next season features so much more VINCI!
7 of 20 | Posted by kristin
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Posted on May 10, 2006 8:49 PM
great season. i guess im one of the few people who were really expecting new blood not heidi. damn mtv! im pretty sure they had something to do with it.
awesome recap. couldnt stop laughing. but yeah i thought so, i just double checked and it was sabrina who told kelly she wouldnt have singles, not the other way around. either that or mtv is screwing with us again by puting in caption "sabrina: i dont think you have singles" purposely trying to confuse us knowing we cant tell them apart.
8 of 20 | Posted by aidde
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Posted on May 10, 2006 11:56 PM
Will Brigitte lead the bookers to victory in their centuries-long battle with the Lycans?
LMAO!!! I knew as soon as I.M. said she wanted to move someone in it would be Heide. I hope next season they actually give Briana, Talesha and Sean screen time
9 of 20 | Posted by Ren
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Posted on May 11, 2006 7:27 AM
Hahaha. Great recap once again! Love the "Meet the Parents" reference. Suzy had the best line of the entire season. I couldn't stop laughing when she said that. And those twins need joint therapy.
10 of 20 | Posted by miggs
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Posted on May 11, 2006 8:05 AM
Other things Teddy should drop: a full course of Tetracycline. God I died laughing! Britt and Heide will become roommates and Britt can counsel her about not giving up her Vajay-jay-that way she wouldn't have to worry about those sexual diseases! Britt's tube of mascara will also go missing, and she will end up in Teddy's apartment, and all hell will break loose. Husband help her..!
11 of 20 | Posted by alienlips
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Posted on May 11, 2006 8:15 AM
Copygodd you are too funny. I can't decide if I like this show or not because only every 3rd one is good. Next year needs some more focus on Vinci because no one can beat his logic!!
12 of 20 | Posted by dent
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Posted on May 11, 2006 8:33 AM
Kelly is so horrible to her sister, I can't believe they shared their mother's vajajay (love that word). I hope Sabrina's success completely blows Kelly away and we next see her in the employee issue of the Walmart circular. I hope that we don't have to wait forever (I'm looking at YOU Laguna) for the next season.
BTW- Will there be a recap of 'The Hills'?
13 of 20 | Posted by tiffgasm
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Posted on May 11, 2006 8:49 AM
Heide?![Lightning strikes & monkeys scream violently]. Wth. I missed the episode.. thanks for the recap!
14 of 20 | Posted by Terence
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Posted on May 11, 2006 12:36 PM
Is it just me or does Brigitte look eerily similar to albino-rocker Edgar Winter, circa 1970-something? Google the bastard and check it out yourself. They could be siblings.
15 of 20 | Posted by Love Gravy
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Posted on May 11, 2006 12:40 PM
Thank you, Love Gravy! It's been driving me crazy 'cause I thought I'd seen Brigitte somewhere before. Hey maybe she's his sister/daughter/self after the operation?
What a short season. Dent, I agree. Not every episode was a gem. What I'm looking for next season is twins bitch slapping each other. And Vinci getting fired for being a douche.
16 of 20 | Posted by zevonia
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Posted on May 11, 2006 5:24 PM
Did anyone else find it funny how Britt was talking about pretending to be "in bed" with a guy for a casting, but then she got all squeamish about a KISS? Last time I checked, Christians do kiss...it's the premarital sex thing that can be a problem.
Yeah, some eps were boring, but overall I enjoyed this craparific show. Let's pray to Husband that there's another season!
17 of 20 | Posted by maybeimamazed02
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Posted on May 12, 2006 9:38 AM
Kelley is awful, she could hardly contain her glee at beating out Sabrina for that job. "So cute and sad" I believe is what Kelley says to her by way of "apology". Jeez. It would be less insulting if Kelley just got up and skipped around the room singing "HA HA" than doing what she did.
Completely unsursprised that Heidi was the new roomie. In fact, to me it would have been a surprise if it wasn't.
I can't help but like this show. Hopefully the cast stays the same the next time around.
18 of 20 | Posted by bridgeguy
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Posted on May 12, 2006 12:48 PM
does anyone know what year this season was filmed? i swear that the acuve commercial was such a long time ago! - def over a yr.
After Britt leaves, Suzy tells Brigitte she can't understand what the big deal about kissing Teddy is: "Britt should just close her eyes and pretend it's Jesus." Ha ha!! I take back every mean thing I've ever written about Suzy. i missed this episode but did suzy seriously say that?! omg doesnt she realize that britt would see it when it aired? how unprofessional ( but still hilarious) those bookers are the ultimate gossipers!
19 of 20 | Posted by ashley25
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Posted on May 13, 2006 10:44 PM
Can't wait for the second season. Vinci, come back!! :)
20 of 20 | Posted by stacyrocks
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Posted on May 15, 2006 8:46 AM