Cup That Booty - 
by copygodd
In this show, ten models from the elite Miami-based Irene Marie Agency are put up in two apartments in the heart of South Beach. It's no free ride, however. If the models can't get booked, they can't get paid. And if they can't get paid, they can't pay the rent. And if they can't pay the rent, they have to take a ride on the Next bus, which I happened to catch a few minutes of after watching tonight's premiere. I don't know if any of you have had the misfortune of watching this show, but if I had to describe Next in one word or less, that word would be "assy".
8th and Ocean's opening is narrated by Suzy, a booking agent for Irene Marie. After setting up the premise, Suzy introduces us to our first model: Britt, a sheltered vixen from Kansas City. We know she's sheltered because she admits she was homeschooled, has never been to a club and has never seen someone dance except on TV. Oh, and she's a model with an intact hymen. (Okay, I'm guessing about that part. She could just be a SecondVirginTM.)
That one's going in his "special" collection.
Since tonight's episode is entitled "Sibling Rivalry", I guess it's time to meet the twins, Sabrina and Kelly. They're at a casting call for an eight-page spread in Ocean Drive magazine. I've never been to a casting call, but this one looks pretty much like what I always imagined the casting call for those old Calvin Klein parody porn commercials were like. Kelly comes in, shows her book to the casting agents, strips down to her bikini for a couple of shots, then is sent on her way. Her twin sister Sabrina is in next. Something's wrong with Sabrina, however, as she's not even asked to take off her ironic sweat-suit jacket, let alone strip down to her skivs.
After the twins leave, the casting agents ask Suzy which she thinks would be better for their shoot. Based on personality, Suzy says Kelly will "give it to them more" right now than Sabrina. All of Sabrina's tests have been coming back "dead in the eyes" she says. Maybe Sabrina really is doing porn.
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