Double Trouble In Twinsy Town… - 
by copygodd
Speaking of everyone's favorite Savior, tonight's episode starts off with His blushing bride Britt paying a visit to Teddy in the male models' apartment. I'm guessing Jesus must be spending too much time at the office, because Britt looks like she wants a little of what Teddy's cooking, if you know what I mean. If you don't, it means she wants her booty cupped. But inexplicably Teddy starts talking about how he doesn't date models because they're all stuck up and stuff. He says that Britt is different – awesome, in fact – but the damage has been done, and Britt says she doesn't date models either. Unless they're "Model's for Christ," of course. But that's different, because it's not really dating as much as it is the sharing of Jesus' sloppy seconds.
Meanwhile, the Kelly-Sabrina sibling rivalry is in full effect, as the Iron Maiden asks the girls if they're ready to leave the twin thing behind and start moving on to their own identity. Kelly thinks since they photograph differently (ie she does it well and Sabrina sucks) they should go their separate ways. Sabrina, of course, having no talent of her own, thinks Kelly should continue to let her leech. "Why separate now?" Sabrina wants to know. Uhm, because I've seen better morgue shots than what you have in your book, and your face is beginning to resemble a youngish Manuel Noriega. Yes, Sabrina's acne is acting up again. In fact, it's gotten so bad that the agency won't send her on any more casting calls until it clears up. She tells the boss that she's on antibiotics for the problem, but admits that it'll get worse before it gets better. And that won't happen for another three to four weeks. In the meantime, I don't understand why the Iron Sheik just doesn't market the girls as acne models, with Sabrina as the "Before" and Kelly as the "After". But that's why I work for TVgasm and not in the high-stakes world of professional modeling.
After the girls leave, Iron Eagle tells her booking agents that Sabrina's skin is "bad news." She forbids the agents from sending her on any more casting calls until it clears up. "It's really not acceptable for a model to walk around with skin like that," she says. Excuse me, but has she looked in a mirror lately? Her skin is so tight Dick Cheney could bounce a load of birdshot off it.
The Many Faces of Irene Marie.
You know, I had a friend who told me that the best way to clear up acne was to get laid. I used to think this was just a line, but then this girl we knew with horrible skin started getting her booty cupped on a regular basis, and just like that, her skin cleared up. So I'm thinking all Sabrina needs to do is pour that booty into Sean's cup and viola, problem solved.
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