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Okay, is it just me, or is something seriously missing from this show? Four episodes in and none of the models have been coked up on camera, nobody's thrown up in a bar (let alone been thrown out of one), and there hasn't been a single instance of hot girl-on-girl action yet. Well, 8th and Ocean, I've seen Gia. I've paused Gia. And you, my pretty poseurs, are no Gia.

Still, since they don't pay me to recap bad movies (yet!), I guess I should move on to the matter at hand. This week's episode starts off promisingly enough, with Britt and Tracie on the beach talking about whether it's okay to date male models. Tracie tells Britt to stay away from them, because in her eyes, all male models are dogs. Unfortunately, she never says why she feels this way. They're always humping her leg? They'd be happy lying around licking their balls? They eat their own shit? From what I've seen of the guys on this show, I'm going with number three. Or maybe number two.

Heheheh. I said number two.

After the theme song (which I already despise), the Iron Maiden and her bookers are looking over Tracie's book. The first shots are okay, then Irene comes across one that is "horrible" and shouldn't be in there. "She used to do a lot better," says Irene. "What happened to her?" Everyone agrees that Tracie is just too skinny. I'm sorry. Someone must have stuck a dick in my ear, because I swear someone just said a model was too skinny. Oh wait, they're not worried about her weight because of any health concerns; they're just worried that it makes her look old. Schew, for a minute there, I thought they actually cared about Tracie.
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Tracie is sent to a casting at "Catch A Fire" clothing. While she's sitting in the hallway with a bunch of other Auschwitz wannabes, Quincy the casting director comes by and gives Tracie a quick hugnkiss. That makes the other models (and Tracie) think she'll get the job. Unfortunately, Ms. Cedella Marley, who just happens to be the designer, feels otherwise. One look at Tracie's book is all it takes to convince Cedella that "there's no edge." I bet Iron Man would beg to differ. According to she and the harpies, Tracie is nothing but edges. I don't get it. Sure, the girl could stand to eat a few dozen cheeseburgers, but she's no Karen Carpenter. Hell, she's not even a Tracey Gold.

Back at the apartment, Teddy and Sean are talking about what else? Girls. Teddy is tired of seeing happy couples everywhere he looks. Sean tells him to relax, that love's a good thing. "Sometimes it's good," Teddy says. Like when he's looking in the mirror. Sean is surprised when Teddy says he's going to ask Britt out today. "Isn't she religious or something?" Teddy just laughs, prompting Sean to ponder, "you never know. It is harvest season. Time to plant your seed and wait." Wow, Sean makes love sound so romantic.


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