The Duh Vinci Code - 
by copygodd
This week, not only did MTV give us a great episode of 8th and Ocean, they also put the entire episode on Overdrive, their broadband site. So, thanks to the miracle of AlGore's Internets, I was able to watch the show, write my recap, drink beer and make screengrabs all at the same time, thus cementing my position as the laziest recapper on the TVgasm staff, bar none. Now if I could just get my insurance to cover a colostomy, I'd be in like Flynn. Without all that nasty pedophilia, of course.
And boy, what an episode it was. Seriously, this one had it all: Drama. Intrigue. Backstabbery. Even murder, if you count Vinci's continued butchering of the English language. Mostly it centered on Kelly and Sabrina, but the producers were kind enough to give us a nice dose of Vinci as well. Unfortunately, that made it hard for me to decide which characters to focus on: the Blunder Twins or their pet monkey, Gleek. Hopefully, I reached a nice balance between the two. Except for the title, of course. That had to go to Gleek Vinci.
Tonight's episode starts off with Sabrina talking to Suzy about how well her Laundry shoot went. Suzy tells her this could turn into a regular gig, which is exactly what Sabrina is looking for. Sabrina's also looking for a way to get Kelly off her dick, as she's been acting a bit jealous lately over Sabrina's recent success.
Later, Kelly drops by the agency to talk with Irene Marie, who's made the appointment for Kelly's boob job. Kelly doesn't seem nearly as excited about her new fun bags as I am, though. She tells Irene she didn't expect it to be this soon. "It's like a rush, but I don't want it to be a rush," she says. Irene says she must have misunderstood Kelly, because she thought Kelly wanted to move forward with her new chesticles. Kelly's just not ready yet, though, and decides to put it off a while longer. "Sweetheart, it's in your hands," Irene tells her. "It's in nobody's hands but yours." Well, hers and Irene's freaky doctor, who's probably fondling her future sweater puppets as I type.
Irene seems a little frustrated with Kelly, since this isn't how she acted last time at all. But she agrees to cancel the operation. For now. After Kelly leaves, we hear Irene talking to herself: "Chump don't want no help, chump don't get no help." Actually, she just says, "We don't know what we want, so we waste everybody's time." Irene and Suzy are wondering if Kelly's putting off the operation because Sabrina's doing so well now. No, she wouldn’t be that petty, would she…?
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