
This week, not only did MTV give us a great episode of 8th and Ocean, they also put the entire episode on Overdrive, their broadband site. So, thanks to the miracle of AlGore's Internets, I was able to watch the show, write my recap, drink beer and make screengrabs all at the same time, thus cementing my position as the laziest recapper on the TVgasm staff, bar none. Now if I could just get my insurance to cover a colostomy, I'd be in like Flynn. Without all that nasty pedophilia, of course.
And boy, what an episode it was. Seriously, this one had it all: Drama. Intrigue. Backstabbery. Even murder, if you count Vinci's continued butchering of the English language. Mostly it centered on Kelly and Sabrina, but the producers were kind enough to give us a nice dose of Vinci as well. Unfortunately, that made it hard for me to decide which characters to focus on: the Blunder Twins or their pet monkey, Gleek. Hopefully, I reached a nice balance between the two. Except for the title, of course. That had to go to Gleek Vinci.
Tonight's episode starts off with Sabrina talking to Suzy about how well her Laundry shoot went. Suzy tells her this could turn into a regular gig, which is exactly what Sabrina is looking for. Sabrina's also looking for a way to get Kelly off her dick, as she's been acting a bit jealous lately over Sabrina's recent success.
Later, Kelly drops by the agency to talk with Irene Marie, who's made the appointment for Kelly's boob job. Kelly doesn't seem nearly as excited about her new fun bags as I am, though. She tells Irene she didn't expect it to be this soon. "It's like a rush, but I don't want it to be a rush," she says. Irene says she must have misunderstood Kelly, because she thought Kelly wanted to move forward with her new chesticles. Kelly's just not ready yet, though, and decides to put it off a while longer. "Sweetheart, it's in your hands," Irene tells her. "It's in nobody's hands but yours." Well, hers and Irene's freaky doctor, who's probably fondling her future sweater puppets as I type.



Irene seems a little frustrated with Kelly, since this isn't how she acted last time at all. But she agrees to cancel the operation. For now. After Kelly leaves, we hear Irene talking to herself: "Chump don't want no help, chump don't get no help." Actually, she just says, "We don't know what we want, so we waste everybody's time." Irene and Suzy are wondering if Kelly's putting off the operation because Sabrina's doing so well now. No, she wouldn’t be that petty, would she…?
Back at the model apartment, Vinci is telling Britt she looks different today. Maybe it's her hair. Is it lighter? More blonde? Nope, she's still the same old Bride of Jesus she's always been. Vinci tells everyone he's really excited about winning an award for the last fashion show he did. His prize? MVP: Most Valuable Model. Ahh, Gleek is so cute when he tries to speak. Actually, he won one of the most expensive champagnes in the world, although he says he'd rather have a won a trophy. "I like trophies, no? Like I have all these trophies all around my bedroom." Whatev.

Even Vinci's shirts are grammatically incorrect.
Meanwhile, Kelly and Sabrina are in the kitchen cooking when Kelly gets a call from Suzy about a casting. It's a pretty big client, and she tells Kelly to wear a bikini. And she needs to tell Sabrina to come too. No problem, Kelly says. Wait, there is a problem, because she doesn't tell Sabrina. "These are done," she says about a random piece of food. "And so's your career, bitch!" Okay, maybe she just thought that last part.
The next day Kelly shows up at the office for the casting, sans twin. Everyone is flabbergasted that Sabrina would blow off such an important casting. Kelly just says she doesn't know why Sabrina isn't there. Since she's already late, Suzy sends Kelly on by herself. Brigitte is pissed that Sabrina didn't bother to show up, as it's going to be another year before this client comes back. Speaking of which, when the client asks her where her twin is, Kelly says she's not at the casting, but she is in Miami. Passive aggressive much, KELLY?!
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Comments (48)
Man, I loved this episode. Twins bickering? Vinci being stupid? Perfection.
1 of 48 | Posted by B-Side
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Posted on April 26, 2006 4:30 PM
personally, i loved the recap even more. but i'm a little biased.
2 of 48 | Posted by copygodd
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Posted on April 26, 2006 5:00 PM
Gotta love Vinci. Even Brit from Kansas City, Kansas/Missouri was clowning on him.
Anybody think Suzy was at fault for not directly speaking to Sabrina? Did you notice how fast Suzy agreed with Brigitte in placing the blame on Sabrina for not calling in.
Nice screen shot of Iron Eagle, man he/she's hideous.
3 of 48 | Posted by ittakesalkynes
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Posted on April 26, 2006 5:04 PM
haha, this episode was good but not as good as last weeks. i loved vinci! "i'm doing shopping" ahh latin charm : ) but then cut to kelly being a total bitch and backstabbing her sister! this episode was such a mood swing! vinci to bitch fights to vinci to bitch fights! i don't know if i can handle it!
4 of 48 | Posted by kristin
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Posted on April 26, 2006 6:10 PM
so so so happy this review came out so early! totally made my day!!! "what an episode it was. Seriously, this one had it all: Drama. Intrigue. Backstabbery. Even murder, if you count Vinci's continued butchering of the English language." that was def the bes tline of the entire recap!!! Also, Vinci is such an idiot he cant even talk correctly let alone get to work on time. I have no idea why irene keeps him?! there are a million pretty faces out there not just vinci. He is going nowhere in life after this gig! He is so stupid he cant even call to check in he's too damn lazy! For the entire kelly and sabrina situation i am so glad the sabrina finalley stood up to kelly! Kelly has been nothing but unsupportive during the whole skin process with sabrina and she is now acting like a total bitch bc sabrina's better!!! Sabrina was way too easy on kelly for what happened. . . I would have layed into her way more!!
5 of 48 | Posted by ashley25
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Posted on April 26, 2006 6:14 PM
Yes, I agree -- Suzy was at fault for not calling Sabrina. It may be Sabrina's responsibility to check in, but at the same time, it's also Suzy's job to alert the models, and relying on one to tell the other is lazy. Some might call her a LAZY SUSAN. Oh, I kill me.
6 of 48 | Posted by B-Side
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Posted on April 26, 2006 6:27 PM
Lazy Susan... genius, pure genius!
7 of 48 | Posted by Ash
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Posted on April 26, 2006 7:23 PM
lazy susan.
that is why you are the master, while i am but a humble grasshopper.
8 of 48 | Posted by copygodd
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Posted on April 26, 2006 8:20 PM
Ashley25, stop making fun of Vinci! Do you understand that the world does not revolve around you and your do whatever it takes, ruin as many people's lives, so long as you can make a name for yourself as an investigatory journalist, no matter how many friends you lose or people you leave dead and bloodied along the way, just so long so you can make a name for yourself as an investigatory journalist, no matter how many friends you lose or people you leave dead and bloodied and dying along the way?
9 of 48 | Posted by J-Balls
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Posted on April 26, 2006 9:03 PM
I just saw Sabrina and Kelly in an Acuvue commercial that has been out for a while but not on recently -- they're twins (duh) and you have to "guess which one has the astigmatism"! It's funny because they're pretending to like each other.
I agree -- the agency should call each model individually if they want them to show up. Even if they weren't sisters, they're all competing for the same jobs, so I could see a roommate or a friend pulling the same stunt.
10 of 48 | Posted by Lisa
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Posted on April 26, 2006 9:27 PM
JBALL--> why are u telling me the world does not revolve around me and that my "do whatever it takes, ruin as many people's lives, so long as you can make a name for yourself as an investigatory journalist" ? Im not an investigatory journalist i dunno what the hell ur even talking about u need to CHILL out! im not ruining anyone's life i am gossiping which is what this message board is for. . . get the memo? good.
11 of 48 | Posted by ashley25
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Posted on April 26, 2006 9:55 PM
This was a great episode. It was amazing that Kelly could claim to have forgotten to tell Sabrina when it's on camera that she chose not to tell her. While I understand the idea that the models should check in, Suzy needed to jump on Kelly for not telling Sabrina and for lying about it. 'Cause that is exactly what Kelly did when she said she didn't know why Sabrina wasn't there.
As for Vinci, I hope the agency does kick him to the curb. Sure he'll get picked up by someone else and work for a while but the new agency will be hearing the same complaints. After awhile there'll be no agency willing to hire Vinci because of his reputation as unprofessional. What a sad day for Vinci: no more jobs- no more money- no more doing shopping.
12 of 48 | Posted by zevonia
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Posted on April 26, 2006 10:01 PM
Ashley 25...the investegatory journalist is from zoolander he was kidding...and i loved your debauchery of the english language while mocking vinci for his massacre...and now i have bad grammar so someone will bag on me for bagging on you for bagging on vinci
SOMEONE BREAK THE CHAIN!!!
13 of 48 | Posted by meagster315
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Posted on April 26, 2006 10:07 PM
hey jball this is a web post not my college english paper. . . thanks
14 of 48 | Posted by ashley25
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Posted on April 26, 2006 10:24 PM
oh mtv and your edittings. anyone else noticed at the end of last week's episode briana got hair extensions? but at the start of this week her hair went short again. but then by he end of the episode it was long again.
15 of 48 | Posted by aidde
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Posted on April 26, 2006 11:25 PM
Brianna is also all over the Urban Outfitters website. She's definately one of the main models. It's nice to know that she finally got a job, since she doesn't seem to have one on the show.
16 of 48 | Posted by C-Town
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Posted on April 26, 2006 11:34 PM
How could Kelly remember her booking without remembering Sabrina's? It's the same thing, and they're leaving from the same house.
Must be a model thing.
17 of 48 | Posted by holyterror
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Posted on April 27, 2006 5:20 AM
Ashley25, you are an idiot. My initial thing wasn't even directed towards you, I just needed to put someone's name on it for comic effect. It was directed towards anyone who has seen Zoolander. And it seems you're not in that group. Therefore you are not in the group towards which my post was directed.
So please drop it. You're just making yourself look like a moron. Your idiocy is ruining my life.
18 of 48 | Posted by J-Balls
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Posted on April 27, 2006 6:22 AM
I was disappointed in Tino. I thought the "Mafia Man" of the agency would lay down the law to Vinci, or else he might get "whacked"! Instead he seemed like he was afraid of Vinci, and the fact that he might walk to another agency. Let him! There are many others out there who are just as hot, (and maybe just as dumb), but he does make this show interesting with the way he speaks the English language. And Irene in a ponytail is something I don't ever want to see again! Those scary veins on the side of her/his head! Ick!
19 of 48 | Posted by alienlips
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Posted on April 27, 2006 7:09 AM
Brianna is also one of the models for iTunes - when you download it to your computer, she is on the ad.
20 of 48 | Posted by nycid
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Posted on April 27, 2006 7:15 AM
"SMILE IF YOUR HORNY"
Its distubing that shirt even got made with that error, but how perfect is it on Vinci?
21 of 48 | Posted by hardly@work
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Posted on April 27, 2006 7:22 AM
i meant disturbing, before someone calls me out on my error
I agree with alienlips, i thought after tino told irene he would handle it, that he would actually make some sort of impression on vinci, but I now beleive vinci is oblivious to anything he doesn't want to hear.
22 of 48 | Posted by hardly@work
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Posted on April 27, 2006 7:33 AM
suzy was laughing when she pointed her finger and said "shame shame" she was joking around with Sabrina it seemed like that to me.
23 of 48 | Posted by SCHWEISZ
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Posted on April 27, 2006 7:33 AM
while i do believe that kelly has become jealous of sabrina and that she most likely did not tell her about the casting, the fact that they showed the phone call scene on tv doesn't really prove anything. mtv is known for editing things around to start a little more drama. there's no way to prove that that phone call was the exact one that suzy made/we saw since sabrina's comments were 'uh huh... yeah... okay'
that said....
-kelly is still a bitch
-and suzy should have called sabrina separately. if it had been tracie and brit going to a casting i'm sure she would call each of them and not just rely on one to tell the other. this is modeling industry, doesn't she know people backstab and walk all over each other to get ahead?
24 of 48 | Posted by annna
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Posted on April 27, 2006 7:41 AM
p.s. i mean kelly's comments, not sabrinas. damn twins....
25 of 48 | Posted by annna
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Posted on April 27, 2006 7:44 AM
There is no 8th and Ocean without Vinci.
26 of 48 | Posted by EnriqueMorillo
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Posted on April 27, 2006 7:59 AM
The perfect End
Vinci and Britt.
She see somehting diferent in this girl "Jesus"... and he finally will not want to be alone again becouse she changed her life... hehe
27 of 48 | Posted by EnriqueMorillo
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Posted on April 27, 2006 8:03 AM
Cmon Adrian
Latinos should support each other! we r like a big family hehe...
28 of 48 | Posted by EnriqueMorillo
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Posted on April 27, 2006 8:05 AM
enriquemorillo... vinci- is that you?
oh, who am i kidding. vinci doesn't know how to use a computer!
29 of 48 | Posted by annna
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Posted on April 27, 2006 8:06 AM
Yumm, very healthy dose of Vinci this week!! I can't help but think his English massacre is just so adorable. I wouldn't want to deal with it on a daily basis but it's cute on this show. And it's awesome that copygodd noticed the 'Smile if your horny' tee, lol.
I love this show. Next week, old Tracie works! And Britt tries to save her bits from the photographer. Ass & titties for hubby Jesus only!
Thanks for the great recap!! :)
30 of 48 | Posted by stacyrocks
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Posted on April 27, 2006 8:07 AM
Copygodd, you are awesome, one of the best recaps I've ever read on this site. The title was genius.
How could you not love Vinci? It's Vinci! MVP: Most Valuable Model. OMG.
Vinci likes trophies. How cute. I bet he bowls with bumper pads and likes his PB & J's crustless and cut into quarters, too:)
31 of 48 | Posted by plexitoes
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Posted on April 27, 2006 8:26 AM
OK, I haven't read this yet, but that title is a gem!! This show produces the BEST recaps.
Thank you TVGASM!!
32 of 48 | Posted by MTV4ME
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Posted on April 27, 2006 8:50 AM
err, whats a lazy susan?
33 of 48 | Posted by D-Hoffs
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Posted on April 27, 2006 12:42 PM
Admit it Copygodd...you've had the title saved up for a while (it was perfect, by the way). I wish I'd thought of it!
34 of 48 | Posted by BigMax
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Posted on April 27, 2006 12:42 PM
hey jball (killer name by the way) can you seriously get some therapy? who actually has enough anger to call someone an idiot and a moron in an online blog? you definately need to chill the hell out this is a blog, not an outlet for your intensive needs
35 of 48 | Posted by ashley25
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Posted on April 27, 2006 2:13 PM
yeah, bm (teehee), you caught me. i've been saving that title for several weeks now.
36 of 48 | Posted by copygodd
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Posted on April 27, 2006 3:05 PM
D-Hoff- a lazy susan is a round tray that spins. You put it on the table to hold condiments or in your cupboards to increase storage space. Don't know why the Susans of the world are pegged as lazy but that's what the thing is called.
37 of 48 | Posted by zevonia
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Posted on April 27, 2006 4:16 PM
Ashley25, I'm not upset in the least. Me and my friends have been been too busy bathing off the southern coast of St. Barts with spider monkeys for the past two weeks. Changed our whole perspective on stuff. So, I guess, uh, I guess you can dere-lick my balls, capitan.
38 of 48 | Posted by J-Balls
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Posted on April 27, 2006 4:32 PM
Ashley25, you think you're too cool for school. But I've got a news flash for you, Walter Cronkite... You aren't.
39 of 48 | Posted by J-Balls
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Posted on April 27, 2006 4:34 PM
Earth to Ashley25! I'm guessing the whole walk-off, David Bowie reference went over your head. It's obviously from Zoolander and that's why J-Balls (great name) mentioned that the world does not revolve around you and your do whatever it takes, ruin as many people's lives, so long as you can make a name for yourself as an investigatory journalist, no matter how many friends you lose or people you leave dead and bloodied along the way, just so long so you can make a name for yourself as an investigatory journalist, no matter how many friends you lose or people you leave dead and bloodied and dying along the way. It's not cool to attack people just because they know more movie references than you. I think you're the one that needs to chill.
Hey J-Balls, you is talking loco and I like it.
40 of 48 | Posted by Pie
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Posted on April 27, 2006 6:10 PM
You just know that once Vinci's looks are gone he'll be standing at the side of the road in Miami holding out a cup and a "Vinci need $ 4 doing shopping and doing eating" sign.
41 of 48 | Posted by gatsby
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Posted on April 27, 2006 7:54 PM
I'M TIRED OF PEOPLE MAKING FUN OF THE WAY VINCI TALKS. Did ya'll forget that he is from another country and that I'm sure spanish is his first language and english is his second. I'm sure if ya'll learned another language ya'll wouldn't be speaking perfect at all and probably make mistakes. At least he speaks a second language which is more than I can say for most of you lazy americans with superiority complexes.
42 of 48 | Posted by latinchick
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Posted on April 27, 2006 9:10 PM
in addition to english, i also speak west virginian.
43 of 48 | Posted by copygodd
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Posted on April 27, 2006 9:30 PM
Copygood u r really good!
pretty fly (for a white guy)...
44 of 48 | Posted by EnriqueMorillo
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Posted on April 28, 2006 6:50 AM
LOL@latinchick...anyway
I didn't even notice Vinci's shirt "Smile if your horny" HAHAH. It's really sad that people with bad grammar are too busy making tee shirts to learn anything.
Kelly is a biyotch. She probably feels stupid now that that episode aired.
Man, I love this show.
45 of 48 | Posted by Alikat
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Posted on April 28, 2006 7:04 AM
latinchick--> your right, Vinci did come here from another country. . . HE CAME HERE, so he can learn the language spoken here. He doesn't get props for that, no one asked him to come here. Also, lots of us "lazy Americans" speak more than one language and we really don't have to because we didn't move to that country. . . how is that lazy again? right. Also, if you think we are so lazy and superior why don't you just leave? No one's keeping you here, you can go back to your homeland and speak your native language. Don't let the door hit you on the way out! :)
46 of 48 | Posted by ashley25
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Posted on April 30, 2006 10:58 AM
If Horror Masked Irene had any dignity, she's lose Vince, save the reputation of her agency. and let someone else suffer from his increasingly erratic behavior.
I'd have dropped him on his ass long ago.
47 of 48 | Posted by holyterror
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Posted on May 1, 2006 4:32 PM
Vinci needs to go, he's not even that good looking--oh yea and I don't know what makes you think that "y'all" is english.
48 of 48 | Posted by Alikat
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Posted on May 2, 2006 8:56 AM