Welcome back gang, for the not-so anticipated return of 90210! In the interim, I was thrice married (and subsequently divorced, I don't want to talk about it), had some plastic surgery, cryogenically froze myself for a spell, and ate my weight in Mallomars. Seriously, CW? 3 Weeks mid-season? And yeah, whatever, you may have finally given me what I've been asking for all along but that does not mean all is forgiven, I'm not that easy.

But Annie is. Hiyo!

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Ahoy hoy, Gasmi! My sincerest apologies for the lack of recap last week gang, but it was Spring Awakening's opening night and hearing "Momma" again literally drove me into a rage-induced coma. Anywhoodle, we are back with a vengeance (and with an interesting episode to boot)! But before we delve into episode 6, here's a brief recap of what you missed last week: NOTHING.

Except, of course, for lots of pantaloons.

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Hello again, Gasmi. We're back with episode 4 of 90210! This week, we are treated to some more Silver and Dixon, Naomi and Ethan, Ty and Annie, and a whole lot of outfit changes. Plus, the father of Kelly's son is revealed once and for all! Find out who knocked her up and left the country, after the jump...

Shh... I'll never tell

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Welcome back kids for another exciting installment of 90210! Episode 3 brings us lots of new goodies, including; countless TERRIBLE Naomi faces, more Ethan being adorable, Ty being adorable but I still like Ethan better, Debbie wishing her Beverly Hills family was more like Full House, and the glorious return of the devil (aka Kelly's mom). Let's just dive right in, shall we?

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Da-na-na-na, ba-na-na-na, ching ching! Can you hear it, Gasmi? The wail of the oh-so-90's guitar reminding us all that America's favorite zip code is BACK! Not mine though, mine is 80085 (which, incidentally, doesn't exist) because it spells BOOBS on a calculator. But that's neither here nor there, because we are here to discuss one thing: the NEW 90210! Thanks to the Cubs doing everything humanly possible to ruin my life, the premiere out here in Chi-town wasn't on until MIDNIGHT, so to anyone who may have missed out on 2 hours of sheer awesome I will try to be thorough.

Let's get down to business gang, because we've got a lot to cover. A drug scandal! Already! Lucille Bluth! Aunt Becky! Sex, lies, and video blogs! Borrowed porno-prop pigs! Lucille Bluth! And of course, the return of Kelly and Brenda!

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Hello gorgeous dolls, and happy end of summer! I'm sorry I had to leave you temporarily, I promise you it wasn't by choice, but if there's one thing that could get my ass back to you it's the new Beverly Hills 90210!

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