November 19, 2009

90210: And I'll See Your True Colors Shining Through

This week on 90210, Jazz-Hands creeps out Harry and Becky, Matthews looks greasier than ever and both Naomi and Borianna are discovered to be lying jerks. In other news, the writers throw caution to the wind and just kinda ignore anything that happened in the original show.

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Peace out, Jackie. I guess, I didn't know you at all...

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November 13, 2009

90210: Tell Me Lies, Tell Me Sweet Little Lies

This week on 90210, Borianna abuses, Annie loses and Dixon and Liam compete for the title of most annoying character. Which means it's not Annie for once. In other news, Mones questions the existence of God.

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Writing this bad can only be the work of one man.

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November 6, 2009

90210: It's [You &] Me Against The Music...Are You Ready?

This week on 90210, Mones resents having to watch this show instead of the series premiere of V. In other news, her cable reception was acting up and many scenes have no audio, are blacked out, fuzzy, or all three. FUN!

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This probably would have been more interesting.

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October 24, 2009

90210: I Hate You Then I Love You

This week on 90210, we are introduced to a new character. It's just like that episode of The Simpsons with Poochie.

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"Ruff, ruff! I'm Poochie the Rockin' Dog!"

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October 16, 2009

90210: If Loving You Is Wrong, I Don't Want To Be Right

This week on 90210, Kelly wins Daughter of the Year, Jen wins Sister of the Year and Borianna doesn't win caca cause she's a lying skank. In other news, Annie had really good hair this ep.

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Ancient Chinese secret, huh? Wait, that's not right.

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October 9, 2009

90210: It's Too Late To Apologize, It's Too Late

Esta semana en 90210, Mones is bored by everything and annoyed by everyone. In other news, Naomi is a money exchange away from becoming a total prostitute.

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No reason for this pic other than I wanted to remember that good shows, though canceled, do exist.

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October 2, 2009

90210: Like A Virgin, Touched For The Very First Time

This week on 90210, Borianna runs back into the loving arms of Drama, Jen outsmarts Liam and vice versa, and Dixon digs himself into a deeper hole. In other news, Jen finally bought chapstick...with Naomi's money, of course.

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Heh.

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September 25, 2009

90210: There's A She Wolf In Annie's Closet

This week on 90210, Kelly's back, Jen's not and EmoAnnie's spine grows 3 inches in a day! In other news, Mones gets jury duty. Rejoices over not having to go to work.

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Cause I still get paid suckas!

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September 19, 2009

90210: Annie, Are You OK? Are You OK, Annie?

This week on 90210, Matthews takes the hobo chic look to a new level, Liam gets more than one line and Annie has a real crappy first week of school. In other news, Jen still needs chapstick.

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Come on, Jen. Everybody's doing it!

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September 11, 2009

90210: Summer Lovin' Happened So Fast

Just as I finally got the stench of season 1 off of me, they...pull...me...back...in! Mones here and I'm back...with a vengeance. It's been a quiet, relaxing summer hiatus full of LOST re-runs, movie matinees and karaoke. It wasn't until about 5 minutes before the show started that I began to care wonder what the new year will bring our cast of talentless hacks? Compelling drama? Believable story lines? New hairdos? The suspense is mildly irritating me. Welcome back to 90210.

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This summer, Mones also fell in love.

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November 19, 2009:90210: And I'll See Your True Colors Shining Through
November 13, 2009:90210: Tell Me Lies, Tell Me Sweet Little Lies
November 6, 2009:90210: It's [You &] Me Against The Music...Are You Ready?
October 24, 2009:90210: I Hate You Then I Love You
October 16, 2009:90210: If Loving You Is Wrong, I Don't Want To Be Right
October 9, 2009:90210: It's Too Late To Apologize, It's Too Late
October 2, 2009:90210: Like A Virgin, Touched For The Very First Time
September 25, 2009:90210: There's A She Wolf In Annie's Closet
September 19, 2009:90210: Annie, Are You OK? Are You OK, Annie?
September 11, 2009:90210: Summer Lovin' Happened So Fast
May 24, 2009:90210: You Know, I Wish That I Had Jesse's Girl
May 16, 2009:90210: How Could It Hurt You If It Looks So Good?
May 9, 2009:90210: It's My Party And I'll Cry If I Want To
May 3, 2009:90210: Got Me Looking So Crazy In Love, Uh Oh, Oh No No
April 24, 2009:90210: And It Opened Up My Eyes, I Saw The Sign
April 17, 2009:90210: I Had A Girl, And Donna Was Her Name...
April 10, 2009:90210: And You Know It's True, I'm Crazy, Crazy For You
April 2, 2009:90210: Shut Up & Drive, Drive, Drive
February 12, 2009:90210: She Gives Me Love, Love, Love, Love, Crazy Love
February 6, 2009:90210: Cause It's A Bitter Sweet Symphony, This Life...
January 23, 2009:90210: Gasmii Don't Preach, She's In Trouble Deep
January 19, 2009:90210: I'll be your Freakazoid, Come on and Wind Me Up!
January 8, 2009:90210: Don't call it a comeback!
November 3, 2008:90210: Its About Time
October 5, 2008:90210: Lying changes nothing.
September 18, 2008:90210: SERENITY NOW!
September 12, 2008:90210: Naomi as the Raging Bull
September 6, 2008:90210: Not Much Has Changed. Except Everything.
August 31, 2008:Chickbomb's Deep Thoughts On The New 90210