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Hey Gasmii! This week on 90210, more arm flailing, nose flaring and general mediocrity.
But at least we didn't have to look at this hot tranny mess.
Continue reading "90210: 90210: And It Opened Up My Eyes, I Saw The Sign" »
Heck yeah! It's the episode of 90210 we've been been waiting for...and by "we" I mean me and Tori Spelling's checkbook. Bear with me Gasmii. There's a lot of filler (Naomi, Liam, Ethan, Dixon, Harry and Becky) and nonsense (Annie). Luckily, they did give us enough good stuff (Donna and Kelly) to quench our thirst for the Old Skool. Sigh. I wonder what season Soap Net is playing this week...
We'll always have the Summer of '92...
Continue reading "90210: 90210: I Had A Girl, And Donna Was Her Name..." »
Ahoy hoy Gasmii! Welcome back for another action-packed, talent-deficient ep of 90210. I have to say, this was the hardest ep to recap to date. Lots of crazy talk. Lots of quick cuts and edits. It's almost like the director knew he was a hack and was trying way too hard to seem like he knew what he was doing...
Oh Brandon, you are a much better actor than you are a director...and that's not saying much.
Continue reading "90210: 90210: And You Know It's True, I'm Crazy, Crazy For You" »
Aaand we're back!!! Did ya miss it? Can you believe it's been a month and a half since our last visit to the land of 90210? Just think of all the acting classes Shenae could have taken in that time! All the storylines the writers could have come up with for Lucille! All the new open mouthed facial expressions AnnaLynne could have practiced! Maybe they've figured out how to tie up those loose story ends. (Sean, anyone?) Oh, the possibilities! Speaking of possibilities...
Could this picture have been the reason for this (Spoiler Alert)? I feel it at most deserved a good beating.
Continue reading "90210: 90210: Shut Up & Drive, Drive, Drive" »
Annyong, Gasmii! I have a dirty secret to admit to you all this week. Don't worry, it's totally 90210 related. Here it goes...I actually liked this ep. Like, really liked it and not the way that you like something you hate. What's wrong with me? I'm hoping it's the cold I have this week. Like maybe my stuffed up nose is depleting my brain of oxygen and I'm delirious and it's making me like things that used to piss me off!
Continue reading "90210: 90210: She Gives Me Love, Love, Love, Love, Crazy Love" »
Bonjour Gasmii! 90210 is back after an unannounced week off. Well it could have been announced but I really wasn't paying attention. I recap it, but that doesn't mean I have to like it...or care. What I have been paying attention to, though, are the on set pics of Donna Martin, or rather the on set pics of her without Brenda. Sad face. Not having Donna, Kelly and Brenda on screen together on a show called 90210 is just not right. Which reminds me...
Continue reading "90210: 90210: Cause It's A Bitter Sweet Symphony, This Life..." »
Konnichiwa Gasmii! Wow, it's been an action packed week. Lost came back from hiatus, America's first black president was sworn in, Lost, I got a new cell phone, Lost. And somewhere in the middle of all that awesomeness we got a new ep of 90210!
Continue reading "90210: 90210: Gasmii Don't Preach, She's In Trouble Deep" »
'Sup Gasmii! Welcome back to another craptastic episode of 90210. It's been a long and busy week for me at work. I didn't even have time to work on this during business hours!! I was stressing out about not being able to provide you, my faithful reader(s), a decent recap. Then I remembered that American Idol is back and realized that no one in the world was watching, so who cares? Are you with me?
Continue reading "90210: 90210: I'll be your Freakazoid, Come on and Wind Me Up!" »
***Please welcome your newest 90210 recapper, MONES!!
HOLLA! Mones here, bringing back everyone's favorite cheap imitation of the real thing...
Continue reading "90210: 90210: Don't call it a comeback!" »
Welcome back gang, for the not-so anticipated return of 90210! In the interim, I was thrice married (and subsequently divorced, I don't want to talk about it), had some plastic surgery, cryogenically froze myself for a spell, and ate my weight in Mallomars. Seriously, CW? 3 Weeks mid-season? And yeah, whatever, you may have finally given me what I've been asking for all along but that does not mean all is forgiven, I'm not that easy.
