90210: I Hate You Then I Love You
This week on 90210, we are introduced to a new character. It's just like that episode of The Simpsons with Poochie.

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This week on 90210, we are introduced to a new character. It's just like that episode of The Simpsons with Poochie.

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This week on 90210, Kelly wins Daughter of the Year, Jen wins Sister of the Year and Borianna doesn't win caca cause she's a lying skank. In other news, Annie had really good hair this ep.

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Esta semana en 90210, Mones is bored by everything and annoyed by everyone. In other news, Naomi is a money exchange away from becoming a total prostitute.

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This week on 90210, Borianna runs back into the loving arms of Drama, Jen outsmarts Liam and vice versa, and Dixon digs himself into a deeper hole. In other news, Jen finally bought chapstick...with Naomi's money, of course.

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This week on 90210, Kelly's back, Jen's not and EmoAnnie's spine grows 3 inches in a day! In other news, Mones gets jury duty. Rejoices over not having to go to work.

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This week on 90210, Matthews takes the hobo chic look to a new level, Liam gets more than one line and Annie has a real crappy first week of school. In other news, Jen still needs chapstick.

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Just as I finally got the stench of season 1 off of me, they...pull...me...back...in! Mones here and I'm back...with a vengeance. It's been a quiet, relaxing summer hiatus full of LOST re-runs, movie matinees and karaoke. It wasn't until about 5 minutes before the show started that I began to care wonder what the new year will bring our cast of talentless hacks? Compelling drama? Believable story lines? New hairdos? The suspense is mildly irritating me. Welcome back to 90210.

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The last episode of 90210 of the season is here! Praise the Lord! Can I get an Amen? Seriously though, Gasmii. You would think a show this caca for koo koo poops would be easy to recap and make fun of but its not. There are only so many ways you can tell fictional characters to theoretically shut up.

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It's May Sweeps and for 90210 it can only mean one thing...

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This week on 90210, actors and writers alike quickly spiral into the depths of inadequacy.

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