And we open with Navid triumphantly walking through the halls of West Bev. He's definitely got the post coital bounce in his step. He high-fives the dudes and compliments the chicks he sees in the hall, all while sportin' a goofy grin on his face.

He meets up with Dixon and the rest of the guys. You know, the white ones. He asks about their weekends. Liam's got a sure fire way to get Naomi back. He doesn't want to talk about it, though. Navid, the good friend that he is, respects Liam's decision and changes the subject to his weekend.

He didn't even have to beg her or anything! She came back from the Beach Club and totally wanted to break her off a piece of that Persian stuff. It's almost as if she was feeling guilty about something...

Simi thinks it's great. So great that he thinks they should celebrate by going on a double date. In other words, the writers need a way to get Simi and Borianna in a situation where they could make the other jealous.

Linda Nails of Beverly Hills. Toothy tracks Becky to a nail salon. Shitty, annoying and a stalker? Toothy makes small talk that results in Becky showing her pictures of her 2 high school-aged children.

West Bev. Naomi and her guidance counselor talk college. Despite being distracted by her counselor's ankle bracelet and saggy nylons, Naomi tells her there's no need. She's going to California University, just like her grandfather. Besides, she's got her 4 (or so) years at CU all planned out. Year One: she'll have lots of fun...and pledge Pi Phi. Year Two: there's so much she can do...with her SAE, football playing beau. Year Three: it's just him and her...and the crabs he gave her. Year Four: he can give her more...more crabs.

Counselor thinks all of that is great, but with her grades and lack of extra-curriculars, all the grandfathers in the world won't get her in. Why not waste your trust fund on a community college for two years first. By then, you'll have married a rich older man. Or you're dad will have been killed in a mob hit and left you even more money.

Where's Kelly?

Hallway. Liam sees Naomi at her locker and readies his Phone of Truth. He wusses out when he sees her crying.

Another Hallway. Jazz-Hands creeps up on Annie. He had a great time the other night and wants to continue the fun at this dim sum place in Chinatown his uncle use to take him to. How can she resist such a sweet, guilt-ridden offer?

AA. Borianna tells Navid and Silver that it's the bestest celebrity filled meeting. And there are donuts! My name is Mones, and I'm a donut-aholic. Hi Mones.

We learn that Borianna's celebrating 6 months sober...is that right? It's, presumably, October in TV land. Six months ago was April and she had the baby in May/June? Is that math right, Gasmii? More importantly, do we even really care that she gave Evie Ethel Garland and her husband a crack-addicted baby?

Navid leaves to get fritters. Silver tells Borianna how lucky she is to have him. Really lucky. Like stop kissing your ex-boyfriend in the cabana lucky. On her way to get some seats, Silver spots Jackie in the hall and bolts.

Dixon pulls up to some fat house with flowers. I guess this is Toothy's place. Roommate and ramen noodles, huh?

She opens the door and tells him to leave and not come back. Why? Cause she followed that white lady you were hugging on last week and found out you are in high school. She feels like a fool. She can't believe she's wearing that outfit fell for a high school kid.

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