And we open in the hospital. Navid wakes up from his fall with a broken arm and concussion. The gang's all there. He asks for Borianna and everyone kinda does that actor thing where they look away nervously and scratch the back of their head and suck in their teeth. Naomi helpfully reminds him their relationship is toast. Alotta Fagina asks him if he remembers anything. He says left The Blaze office to head to Calculus and that's all he remembers for now. Then despite having a concussion, he goes to sleep.

Across town, Borianna gets woken up by her cell phone. There are a ton of missed calls from Naomi. Naomi leaves messages recapping the major events of last episode. She tells her about Jackie going to the hospital, then about Jackie dying, then about Navid falling down the stairs. She's nowhere near as funny as me, but dammit if the girl ain't concise. She didn't even bother to mention any of Annie & Jazz-Hands mind numbing storyline. Brava! Anyways, Borianna stumbles out of bed and changes. On her way out, she throws out her pills. Flushing them down the toilet would probably be more effective but she's probably not stopping by the bathroom to brush her teeth so why bother.

Back at the hospital, Naomi runs for the elevator and finds Liam and Straw-Hat. There's awkwardness and sideways glances and a shot of Straw-Hat's weirdly protruding mid-section. Blech. Liam tries to make small talk, asking about Silver but Straw-Hat cock-blocks and ends the scene.

Borianna shows up in Navid's room to beg him to take her back again. Third times a charm, I guess. She apologizes for her verbal beat down of Navid last ep and blames it on the drugs. He tells her she was the first person he thought of when he woke up. Then he remembered everything she did and tells her to go.

Matthews' Class. Jen shows up at the end of class to invite Matthews to Springfield Downs to watch Santa's Little Helper Continental Accent race. Jen promises food and cute hats. Hats must really do it for him cause he's all over her. Straw-Hat, who's been listening at the door, interrupts the foreplay and grabs the book she left at her desk. Such a hater. Is there no cock she won't block?

She runs down the hall and finds Liam. He's still up for taking down Jen, right?

Kelly's. Silver and Naomi lay around. Silver wonders if it was bad to leave the Shiva early. Which is odd since, according to Wikipedia, Shiva is more like a period of mourning not the actual funeral. But what do I know? I'm sitting under a picture of La Virgen de Guadalupe for chrissake. Naomi comforts her friend but Silver still seems to be weirded out by all the people at the funeral she didn't even know. She can't believe her mom's in a coffin or that Borianna didn't show up. She figures it was the drugs. Naomi doesn't care how strung out she was, she should have been there. There's a knock at the door and Naomi finds a vase with flowers and a note from Simi apologizing for not going to the funeral.

West Bev. Annie and Jazz-Hands talk about Navid. Some girl in one class said he fainted, this other girl in another class said he had a seizure.

Thank you, Simone.

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