Hey Gasmii! This week on 90210, more arm flailing, nose flaring and general mediocrity.
Previously: Donna returned and all was right in Beverly Hills.
Kelly's. Early morning weekday chaos. Silver finishes the last of her geometry homework. Donna comes out with a growth attached to her hip. Oh right, it's Ruby, her alleged child. She made Sammy's lunch and takes him out to the car. Silver hands her homework over to Kelly to turn in for her. Kelly asks her if she thinks she'll be ready to go back to school next week. Silver gives her an unconvincing "sure".
Casa Wilson. Becky goes through Wilson Family junk to sell in a yard sale. Harry pulls out Big Mouth Billy Bass. Get your minds out of the gutter. It's a fish on a plaque that plays...something I can't quite make out. She puts it in the "4 Sale" box, it's junk. He wonders why they are selling it if it's junk. Ahh, the paradox that is the yard sale.
Annie, armed with two cups of coffee comes out to say goodbye; Naomi will be giving her a ride to school. Becky follows her and seems impressed that Annie and Naomi are going through with the whole friend thing. Annie has decided to be a "girl's girl". She didn't really have many girl friends in Kansas. Shocking, I know. She finally started to get some when they moved to BH but then got wrapped up in the whole boyfriend thing. So now it's all girly girl being a girl with other girls all the time!
Naomi drives up. She tells Annie they should file a police report on whoever left all that junk in their front yard. The house in Kansas finally sold so the Wilson's are having a yard sale to get rid of some stuff. "Gross...ly awesome." AnnaLynne, never leave us. Annie tries to hand Naomi her coffee, but she's putting on her lipstick. There's some awkwardness. Trouble already? Naomi notices the foosball table. Annie used to be really into it. Naomi claims to have been the foosball champ of St. Barts. CHALLENGE!
WBHS. Liam gets Ethan's attention as he walks by him. Ethan looks at him crazy. Probably wondering, like I am, why Liam is standing on the bench instead of sitting on it. Anyways, Liam asks where he's going. To English class. So, Ethan's going to be an English teacher? "I mean, say you go to class. Maybe you get really into it, right? Then what? You head to college become an English major. OK. And then? You graduate with a useless degree that only qualifies you to teach English at some lame high school to snot nose kids who'd rather be at the beach." What's he saying? He invites Ethan to go with him to the beach. I forget, does autodidact mean "self-taught" or "rambling ass mother-fucker"? Naomi appears, like she is wont to do when Liam's around, and tells him to stop trying to corrupt Ethan, he's not going to cut class. No measly woman tells Ethan what to do so he goes with Liam to the beach. Naomi yells after them that she's not going with them so don't bother asking.
Cafeteria. Navid and Pregs get some lunch. Navid asks about the meeting with her lawyers. She grabs a some fries that Navid puts back. No fries for her! She argues that fries are a vegatable. You can't really poke a hole in that argument. Oh and also, her meeting is at 4pm, but he doesn't have to go. He knows. He hands her a ziploc bag full of kale; full of vitamin A. The meeting isn't going to be exciting, and kale? Really? Yes, it's chock full of vitamin C so the baby can grow big and strong. Kale, it does a fetus good. He knows the meeting isn't going to be exciting but he wants to be there to lend moral support if needed. Has she taken her pre-natal vitamins? Is he driving her crazy? The answer to both is yes.
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Comments (6)
Thanks Mones...these days I'd rather not watch the show and wait for your recaps.
A couple of things I noticed...less Dr. Pepper shilling which is good but more 80's era fad shilling...bad. That one chick on the street looked like Jennifer Beals circa Flashdance, bartender at lesbian club wearing off the shoulder shirt. Naomi's outfit for half the show was SO Flashdance. Stop pushing these fads down my throat show...these kids don't even remember the 80's!
But I did appreciate the Clueless and Pretty Woman references!
1 of 6 | Posted by Yanksfan24 | Posted on April 24, 2009 7:43 AM
I'm glad I'm not the only one who has noticed how selfish Donna is being. She is just as guilty of choosing her wants over her husband. I've always thought both Kelly and Donna were selfish, narcissistic heifers and frankly I wanna watch the show less now that they're both chewing up my screen again. At least on the original I had decent guys to look at after these two ran all the likeable women away. This show needs a good Brenda, Valerie, or Gina to offset these two wannabe good girls.
2 of 6 | Posted by sanen85 | Posted on April 24, 2009 8:51 AM
Why didn't Mattews buy Dr. Pepper? Instead of hooking up, he and Kelly could of made Dr. Pepper cake and have Dr. Pepper to drink!
:P
Really, Silver going to a Catholic school? Wait til she starts getting a yearning for making more Vlogs.
The sisters will not be pleased.
Great recap and yes, it was better than the show!
3 of 6 | Posted by hoxharding | Posted on April 25, 2009 1:46 PM
I don't think St. Claire's will last any longer than this plan of Navid's. A couple weeks, and Silver's back at West Bev and the baby goes to (infertile) Brenda.
4 of 6 | Posted by DaffyMaiden | Posted on April 26, 2009 9:29 PM
Yanksfan24: thanks! i
sanen85: truer words were never spoken. that guy that plays liam is cute but he is such an utter tool that i don't have swoony feelings for him, but rather wanting to punch him in the face feelings.
hoxharding: i can't wait for a sister mary margaret beat down!!!
DaffyMaiden: predicatability, one of this shows MANY flaws.
5 of 6 | Posted by mones | Posted on April 28, 2009 11:44 AM
Yanksfan24: got cut off. i was saying that i agree about all the 80's fashion. i kept thinking it looked like naomi was walking around in her pj's all weekend.
6 of 6 | Posted by mones | Posted on April 28, 2009 11:48 AM