Black Blazer Realty. Donna and Kelly meet with an agent. Donna describes, in great detail, the type of place she's looking for. It's almost as if she's describing a specific place. Alone, Kelly asks Donna if she really wants to find a space. Donna doesn't really know what she wants. Her and David took off to Japan, thinking they'd only be gone for a year. Then their careers took off and one year turned into two, turned into four. She misses LA and wants to come home to raise Ruby there. Or wants Ruby to raise herself there since she's hardly with the damn kid. David and her have been fighting for over a year, and separated when it started getting real bad. What happens if she moves back? Divorce? She, and the producers, don't know what's going to happen.
Credits.
WBHS. Liam drops Ethan off at his car after their day of frolicking at the beach. Matthews comes up to him and passive-aggressively asks him about missing class. Ethan lies and tells him he wasn't feeling well earlier and had a friend drop him off to pick up his car. Matthews doesn't think cutting class is something the Ethan we know and are bored by would do. Ethan thanks him for the observation. Well, well, looks like someone's been taking lessons at Liam's School of Needless Hostility, Tooliage and Douchebagery. Matthews asks what's up with him. Ethan's tired of being watched like a hawk. (Haven't really seen evidence of this, but OK.) He missed one class, big deal. Matthews agrees that it's not a big deal, but it's not OK. Ethan cuts him off and asks if he's going to get detention.
Peach Pit. Silver hesitantly walks in and sits at an empty table. The two girls behind her call her a freak and give her a hard time about her movie. It's on YouTube and was brilliant. She's like a female Daron Aronofsky. This brings Silver to tears and she runs out and into Dixon who was on his way in. She starts to freak. She can't go back; they're all going to laugh at her. OK, Carrie, dramatic much? He sits her down at a table and tells her they won't, but if they do, who cares? Well, Silver does, apparently. He tells her to not let it bother her and put on a happy face. Turn the other cheek. Kill'em with kindness. Oh, and don't eat yellow ice.
Casa Wilson. Becky notices a $150 price tag on Big Mouth Billy Bass. Harry thinks it's a fair price. Who will buy such a thing? Someone getting a really good bargain...which reminds him he forgot to tell Becky that Naomi's dad, Charles, is getting sued for sexual harassment by Carol Rancin. Hello, Non Sequitur! Carol's daughter, Portia, goes to West Bev. Annie comes in and Harry, with minimal to no arm twisting, lets her in on the gossip. Becky adds that Naomi's really going to need a non-pregnant friend now.
Madame Flanagan's. Donna thinks, Madame Flanagan, psychic friend, is going to help her decide whether or not to stay in LA. She's the "crème de la crème" that told Angelina to adopt and predicted the return of high-waisted jeans!
Inside, Donna explains her situation to Madame Flanagan. David says their careers are going so well in Japan, why rock the boat? She mentions Ruby, who is no where in sight. Is Ruby like Bruce Willis in The Sixth Sense? No matter her decision, her marriage is on shaky ground that may not withstand either decision. Madame F, doing her best Iris McKay impersonation, asks if her right foot has been bothering her. It hasn't. OK, well she guesses Donna has an important decision to make...and senses skepticism from Kelly. Donna tells her to ignore the non-believer and tell her what to do! Madame F can't do that but tells her to look for a sign. Kelly laughs in that judgmental way of hers. Madame F tells Kelly that she will meet a man, a very handsome one with a six pack. Looking or not, he's coming.
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Comments (6)
Thanks Mones...these days I'd rather not watch the show and wait for your recaps.
A couple of things I noticed...less Dr. Pepper shilling which is good but more 80's era fad shilling...bad. That one chick on the street looked like Jennifer Beals circa Flashdance, bartender at lesbian club wearing off the shoulder shirt. Naomi's outfit for half the show was SO Flashdance. Stop pushing these fads down my throat show...these kids don't even remember the 80's!
But I did appreciate the Clueless and Pretty Woman references!
1 of 6 | Posted by Yanksfan24 | Posted on April 24, 2009 7:43 AM
I'm glad I'm not the only one who has noticed how selfish Donna is being. She is just as guilty of choosing her wants over her husband. I've always thought both Kelly and Donna were selfish, narcissistic heifers and frankly I wanna watch the show less now that they're both chewing up my screen again. At least on the original I had decent guys to look at after these two ran all the likeable women away. This show needs a good Brenda, Valerie, or Gina to offset these two wannabe good girls.
2 of 6 | Posted by sanen85 | Posted on April 24, 2009 8:51 AM
Why didn't Mattews buy Dr. Pepper? Instead of hooking up, he and Kelly could of made Dr. Pepper cake and have Dr. Pepper to drink!
:P
Really, Silver going to a Catholic school? Wait til she starts getting a yearning for making more Vlogs.
The sisters will not be pleased.
Great recap and yes, it was better than the show!
3 of 6 | Posted by hoxharding | Posted on April 25, 2009 1:46 PM
I don't think St. Claire's will last any longer than this plan of Navid's. A couple weeks, and Silver's back at West Bev and the baby goes to (infertile) Brenda.
4 of 6 | Posted by DaffyMaiden | Posted on April 26, 2009 9:29 PM
Yanksfan24: thanks! i
sanen85: truer words were never spoken. that guy that plays liam is cute but he is such an utter tool that i don't have swoony feelings for him, but rather wanting to punch him in the face feelings.
hoxharding: i can't wait for a sister mary margaret beat down!!!
DaffyMaiden: predicatability, one of this shows MANY flaws.
5 of 6 | Posted by mones | Posted on April 28, 2009 11:44 AM
Yanksfan24: got cut off. i was saying that i agree about all the 80's fashion. i kept thinking it looked like naomi was walking around in her pj's all weekend.
6 of 6 | Posted by mones | Posted on April 28, 2009 11:48 AM