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Yard Sale Palooza. The yard sale vultures circle the goods. Naomi stops by to visit and to take Annie up on that foosball challenge. Annie, good friend, bad hider of secrets, asks Naomi how she's doing. She's fine but had a rough morning. Annie turns on her "I already know your secret" face. Apparently, Naomi's manicurists went to town on her cuticles. It's cool, though, since she already keyed her car. So...how's your dad? Jeez, do you or don't you want her to know you know? He called Naomi that morning and want to stop by Room 112 to chat. Well, she can call Annie after her dad leaves, if she wants. You know, to talk about Naomi's feelings, not about anything Annie may already know.

Pregger's. Navid and Pregs look through some brochures, that seem to be of potential adoptive parents. Is that how it works? No wonder adoption is so expensive. I say just put them in a police lineup and point. Navid suggests "Dan and Kate" who have been married for three years. Three years?! Amateurs. She wants 5+ years or the baby goes back. "Matt and Rachel", if those are their real names, have a spacious house with a huge backyard, but no one to play in it. Sad face. Pregs thinks that's psychological manipulation and she doesn't want the baby to grow up in that environment. Freshman Psych rears it's ugly head. She wants two people who are equal partners with good communication and, Navid adds, who like to laugh and are warm and loving. So the parents on 7th Heaven? Where will they find such losers? She feels the baby kick and asks Navid if he wants to feel it. He says that the more active the baby, the more likely it's a boy, especially if she was on top when she conceived. She doesn't want to know the sex of the baby nor think of it as a real person who she's going to have to give it. Pensive Navid.

Rodeo Drive, Baby. Donna and Kelly walk and talk. Donna notices another Japanese restaurant and thinks it's the sign Madame F told her about. Kelly doesn't know if it is since the other Japanese restaurant they saw had a stop sign in front of it. Donna pretends not to notice her sarcasm. Kelly, trying not to full on laugh in her face, wonders if Donna's serious about the psychic. She saw a vision of a foot. Donna reminds her that she also saw a vision of Kelly and some hot guy. Kelly thinks Madame F is good if she saw that far into her future. She just doesn't have the time for a guy. Donna tells her that she has to take care of herself first. You know, like Donna, who's only thinking of herself and not about the man she promised to love til death do them part. Kelly whines that a man will have needs and will require all this attention. They're not talking about a beer belly husband but a hot six-pack having fling! Hell yeah, that's what I'm talking about! Donna suggests getting a sitter and going out that night...where the hell is her daughter NOW? Won't someone answer my question!?!? They ask two chicks on the street who suggest Truckstop. You don't need to be Madame Flanagan to know what's coming next.

Church. Silver walks into a church. Seriously?

Room 112. Charles tells Naomi about the lawsuit and tells her she has to leave the hotel. Naomi consoles her father and tells him everything will be fine, as long as they're together. Just kidding. She asks what's wrong with him. He denies any wrongdoing but needs them to show a united front. Either way, it's illegal for her to be staying there. THANK YOU! She threatens to tell Gayle about the real estate hussy she caught him with. Sounds like a foolproof plan. Only he already told her and has been forgiven. He's not paying for one more night. Oh, and, FACE, Naomi!!!

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