Casa Wilson. Everything from the yard sale seems to have sold except the foosball table. Annie and Naomi's rematch seems to be heating up. Annie yells up to her mom and asks if Naomi can spend the night. So, you didn't even ask before you told Naomi? And if I remember correctly, you said that she could stay for as long as she wanted, not just one night. Annie, you sicken me.
Kelly's. Donna's moping on the couch next to what I'm assuming is Ruby. I'll believe it when I see it. Kelly asks if Donna's ready, she can't be late to her own opening. Damn, that was quick. Can we start getting some title cards or something? Anyways, Donna's sad. She just got off the phone with David and told him about the space and how perfect it was. What did he say? That they should figure out a schedule for Ruby to spend time in Japan and LA. Donna always thought that when push came to shove, he'd choose her over Japan. Kelly comforts her friend. She'll get through this no matter what. Donna knows. Part of her is really excited to raise Ruby in LA and getting her perfect store. Tears. She's happy, really.
Donna's House of Signs. Donna pours Kelly some champagne. The two dancing lesbos from the club tell Donna that they're going to send all their "friends" to her store. Lesbians all over LA will be sportin' Donna Martin Originals. Annie and Naomi show up and Kelly introduces them to Donna. Study them girls. If anyone knows how to do a shitty TV show right, it's Jennie Garth and Tori Spelling. Kelly asks about the ice pack Annie has on her wrist. It's a foosball related injury. Donna excuses herself, presumably to not have to hear about it. Naomi gets a text from Liam and is so appalled by it that she shows Annie.
Kelly tells the girls that she's sure Silver would appreciate that they came just as Silver and Dixon walk in. Pregs pops up and asks how she's been doing. Fine...big smile. Naomi asks what she's been up to. Silver's been reading Sense and Sensibility...big smile. Navid shows up with a plate full of cheese and offers Silver some. She'll get her own.
Cheese Table. Kelly asks Silver if it was nice to see everyone. Ready to go back to school? She says she is and leaves. Donna walks up with flowers from David with a card that says "Thinking of You." It's neat, but it's no plane ticket. Donna mentions running out to get some more crackers for the party. Kelly goes instead.
Kwik-E-Mart. Kelly grabs all the crackers on the shelf. Hey, look at that. Someone's picking up a six-pack of beer. Who could this very handsome, six-pack having guy be? Matthews!? BOO!!! Lame. He notices all the crackers and asks if she has the munchies. She tells him about the opening he wasn't cool enough to get invited to. He's just there to pick up a six-pack, but don't worry he's only going to drink three. She asks who gets the other three, she's kinda thirsty.
Donna's House of Signs. Donna gets a text message from Kelly. "Can you keep an eye on Silver? I found my six-pack." A good friend would have told her that in person while dropping off the crackers.
Alley. Silver comes out and sits against the wall. Ethan appears. Navid texted him and told him everyone was at the opening so he thought he'd stop by. He's there with Liam, but he seems to have disappeared. She tells him to go in, everyone's there. "Dixon, Navid, Pregs, Naomi, Annie..." His last two girlfriends, sounds claustrophobic. Silver understands. He sits next to her. She doesn't mind as long as he doesn't expect her to be bright eyed and bushy tailed. He's thankful she's not. Donna comes out looking for Silver and asks if she's OK. Silver tells her she's just getting some fresh air. She sighs.
Parking Lot. Liam leans against his car. Don't you just hate the way he leans? Naomi comes up and says she's not going to be his booty call anymore. He can't act the way he does and expect her to come running. Got it? He answers with tongue.
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Comments (6)
Thanks Mones...these days I'd rather not watch the show and wait for your recaps.
A couple of things I noticed...less Dr. Pepper shilling which is good but more 80's era fad shilling...bad. That one chick on the street looked like Jennifer Beals circa Flashdance, bartender at lesbian club wearing off the shoulder shirt. Naomi's outfit for half the show was SO Flashdance. Stop pushing these fads down my throat show...these kids don't even remember the 80's!
But I did appreciate the Clueless and Pretty Woman references!
1 of 6 | Posted by Yanksfan24 | Posted on April 24, 2009 7:43 AM
I'm glad I'm not the only one who has noticed how selfish Donna is being. She is just as guilty of choosing her wants over her husband. I've always thought both Kelly and Donna were selfish, narcissistic heifers and frankly I wanna watch the show less now that they're both chewing up my screen again. At least on the original I had decent guys to look at after these two ran all the likeable women away. This show needs a good Brenda, Valerie, or Gina to offset these two wannabe good girls.
2 of 6 | Posted by sanen85 | Posted on April 24, 2009 8:51 AM
Why didn't Mattews buy Dr. Pepper? Instead of hooking up, he and Kelly could of made Dr. Pepper cake and have Dr. Pepper to drink!
:P
Really, Silver going to a Catholic school? Wait til she starts getting a yearning for making more Vlogs.
The sisters will not be pleased.
Great recap and yes, it was better than the show!
3 of 6 | Posted by hoxharding | Posted on April 25, 2009 1:46 PM
I don't think St. Claire's will last any longer than this plan of Navid's. A couple weeks, and Silver's back at West Bev and the baby goes to (infertile) Brenda.
4 of 6 | Posted by DaffyMaiden | Posted on April 26, 2009 9:29 PM
Yanksfan24: thanks! i
sanen85: truer words were never spoken. that guy that plays liam is cute but he is such an utter tool that i don't have swoony feelings for him, but rather wanting to punch him in the face feelings.
hoxharding: i can't wait for a sister mary margaret beat down!!!
DaffyMaiden: predicatability, one of this shows MANY flaws.
5 of 6 | Posted by mones | Posted on April 28, 2009 11:44 AM
Yanksfan24: got cut off. i was saying that i agree about all the 80's fashion. i kept thinking it looked like naomi was walking around in her pj's all weekend.
6 of 6 | Posted by mones | Posted on April 28, 2009 11:48 AM