Alley. Silver one ups Ethan's claustrophobia. "Try having people monitor your mood every second. Offer you crackers like you're an invalid." Well, at least she's being offered crackers. He's got people watching him with no upside. He steps off the path and cuts one class and people jump down his throat. People? What people? Matthews gave you detention, you big baby. Silver is surprised he cut class. It's not like he wants to be an English teacher or anything. Easily influenced much? He asks when she's coming back. She's not. She's enrolling at St. Claire's. It's the only place that would take her mid-semester. Dixon didn't mention it to him. He doesn't know yet. She just decided tonight. She needs a fresh start and to be at a place where she can be who she wants to be, not who she was. Ethan asks if there's room for him. Sorry, girls only. It's cool, Ethan's a dumb bitch.
Matthews'. Kelly and Matthews barge in attached at the face. Kelly tells him she can't commit right now. He tells her he's never felt less committed to anything in his life. Nice. She throws him on the sofa and tells him to shut up and jumps on top of him.
Cocina Wilson. Annie and Naomi come home from the opening as Harry and Becky get crazy with some wine and fruit. Naomi got them a thank you gift for letting her stay with them. It's Big Mouth Billy Bass. Dixon sold it to her. The girls go to bed. Becky wonders how long Naomi's going to stay. Harry doesn't know, but judging from the quality of her gift, he's assuming it's awhile. He turns on the fish and sings along with it. I finally find out that it plays an extremely soulless version of "Take Me to the River."
Peach Pit. Pregs talks to Navid about Evie's shoes. She thinks they were kinda vain for an English professor. How will she be able to carry a baby in those shoes? Navid's sure she has other shoes. All that talking about the life they would provide the baby made her picture it and makes giving it up even harder. Navid says she doesn't have to give the baby up. She does. Her mom doesn't have the money and she's only 16. Plus, her relationship with her mom isn't so great. Really? Didn't her mom reform her bitchy ways? Either way, she doesn't see her mom and her taking the baby to swim classes. Well, does she see her and Navid doing it? He reminds her that she wanted a good couple. That's them! Babies last longer than those useless baby swim classes, what happens when he goes to college? He'll go to college in the area. What matters is that he's been in love with her since they were 7 years old. He wants to be with her forever. Yeah, for now. Pregs wonders if he's saying they should get married. Sure! They love each other. Why not? Pregs is sold. They're getting married.
Fin.
Next week: Liam lowers his standards even further.
P.S. I want to apologize in advance. I'll be working overtime the next three weeks so my recaps may be later than usual. Thanks for reading!
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Comments (6)
Thanks Mones...these days I'd rather not watch the show and wait for your recaps.
A couple of things I noticed...less Dr. Pepper shilling which is good but more 80's era fad shilling...bad. That one chick on the street looked like Jennifer Beals circa Flashdance, bartender at lesbian club wearing off the shoulder shirt. Naomi's outfit for half the show was SO Flashdance. Stop pushing these fads down my throat show...these kids don't even remember the 80's!
But I did appreciate the Clueless and Pretty Woman references!
1 of 6 | Posted by Yanksfan24 | Posted on April 24, 2009 7:43 AM
I'm glad I'm not the only one who has noticed how selfish Donna is being. She is just as guilty of choosing her wants over her husband. I've always thought both Kelly and Donna were selfish, narcissistic heifers and frankly I wanna watch the show less now that they're both chewing up my screen again. At least on the original I had decent guys to look at after these two ran all the likeable women away. This show needs a good Brenda, Valerie, or Gina to offset these two wannabe good girls.
2 of 6 | Posted by sanen85 | Posted on April 24, 2009 8:51 AM
Why didn't Mattews buy Dr. Pepper? Instead of hooking up, he and Kelly could of made Dr. Pepper cake and have Dr. Pepper to drink!
:P
Really, Silver going to a Catholic school? Wait til she starts getting a yearning for making more Vlogs.
The sisters will not be pleased.
Great recap and yes, it was better than the show!
3 of 6 | Posted by hoxharding | Posted on April 25, 2009 1:46 PM
I don't think St. Claire's will last any longer than this plan of Navid's. A couple weeks, and Silver's back at West Bev and the baby goes to (infertile) Brenda.
4 of 6 | Posted by DaffyMaiden | Posted on April 26, 2009 9:29 PM
Yanksfan24: thanks! i
sanen85: truer words were never spoken. that guy that plays liam is cute but he is such an utter tool that i don't have swoony feelings for him, but rather wanting to punch him in the face feelings.
hoxharding: i can't wait for a sister mary margaret beat down!!!
DaffyMaiden: predicatability, one of this shows MANY flaws.
5 of 6 | Posted by mones | Posted on April 28, 2009 11:44 AM
Yanksfan24: got cut off. i was saying that i agree about all the 80's fashion. i kept thinking it looked like naomi was walking around in her pj's all weekend.
6 of 6 | Posted by mones | Posted on April 28, 2009 11:48 AM