Previously: Basically, this.

We start today's ep with Annie, Becky and Harry rushing down a hospital hallway looking for Ethan. Annie solidifies my utter contempt for her skinny ass by not changing out of her pajama pants before leaving the house. There's a reason you find those in/by the lingerie section. Ethan comes out and Annie almost tackles him. He's just bruised and shaken but he wants to wait until the girl in the other car gets out of surgery.

Restaurant/Cast & Crew Party. Naomi, who's Native American name must be Broken Record, tells Pregs she has to tell Ty about her oven bun. Pregs is waiting for the right time. Naomi starts ranting about how there's no time, there's never any time, there's no time to study, she'll never get into Stansbury. Or she orders her to waddle her now suddenly eating for two ass over there.

Pregs walks over to Ty and asks to talk to him. "My queen..." Shut up, Ty. She says there's no easy way to say it but eventually tells him he got cast as the lead in Pregs' Baby Daddy. He does that awesome guy thing of reacting badly and saying that he thought she was on the pill. She was, but it was that fool-proof cocktail of birth control, uppers and downers. He thinks she should get it taken care of. Oh Ty, plot contrivance isn't on your side. Medically speaking, she can't. Pregs walks away disappointed, possibly at herself for believing that Ty was a man.

Hospital. Ethan frets over missing the stop sign and breaking California law by using his cell phone while driving. Annie says that she shouldn't have called. Yes, Annie, it's all about you your fault. Shut it, OK? Grown folks are talking. A doctor comes out and asks for Rhonda's family. He tells them that she has a collapsed lunch but will make a full recovery. Damn. I wanted her death to trigger Ethan's inner-Dylan suicidal guilt. The Wilson's leave cause now that Rhonda's OK they can stop pretending to care. Ethan stays to wait for his mom, but really it's to figure out how to apologize.

Casa Wilson. Dixon's sulking on the couch as the less pigmented members of his family arrive. He asks about Ethan and thinks there's something in the air tonight. Who did Dixon watch drown? Harry asks if he's gonna tell them or they have to play charades. Please God No! He tells them the great news about breaking up with Silver only he's acting all sad about it. He doesn't want to talk about it so he wishes them good night. As Harry watches him leave, we see a black and white pic of a young Lucille. Come back to us!!!

Who's house? Pregs' House. Pregs and Naomi sit Indian style on Pregs' bed and eat mac and cheese. Mmmm. Naomi explains that Ty's brain, being male, matures slower than that of a female. Pregs doesn't know what she expected. Well, expect Naomi to tell her that she has to tell somebody about her pregnancy. This time her mom, the same woman who Naomi referred to as a nightmare, who could surprise her. Pregs would be surprised if she didn't kick her out. She won't be able to serve as her mother's personal ATM once she starts to show and not book jobs. She wonders what will be worse, her mom finding out or the privileged brats at school. She just got done being Rehab Girl and now she'll be Pregnant Girl. Don't worry, it's just a rape, cult and a jump to Self-Righteous Girl. Psycho Mom walks in and is all bitch face to her and asks her about the toothpaste commercial. Pregs didn't get it but if it's any consolation she got the lead in the non-paying school play. Psycho Mom isn't please with Pregs' dismal effort. "Laying around eating mac and cheese. That's a recipe for success." Umm, yeah.

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