Principal's Office, absent one Young MC. Annie spies a pic of Harry and Sean on Harry's desk. She smiles retardedly as she is wont to do. Sean walks in. He and Harry are going surfing. Annie is there to give her dad the keys to the van for their trip. Is school over? Wasn't it just lunch time? If I remember high school correctly, it was cool to be the victim of a bully's rage and lunch is only like 45 minutes. They're supposed to get from Beverly Hills to the beach to Tito's Tacos and back in LA midday traffic in 45 minutes!? Bullshit. Naomi shows up to break up the forced conversation between Annie and Sean. Sean invited her along. Oh but Annie doesn't surf. "You don't have to be naturally graceful to surf." Ha! Burn. Point, Naomi.
Kelly's Office. Adriana knocks. She wants to get in touch with Ms. Walsh. Her rehab group is having a support day to thank all the people who helped with their recovery. Navid is at his cousin's wedding and she doesn't want her mom there. Kelly's sorry Adriana's mom is not there for her. Brenda was and it would mean a lot to Adriana if she was there. Kelly reluctantly agrees to talk to her.
Casa Wilson. We join the fam in the middle of a mean game of Pictionary. On a school night? However will the kids get enough rest for school tomorrow? Dixon's up. Sean blurts out "chastity belt" and "cheerio". It's an elephant. It's all too fake happy and badly acted to recap. What's important is that Sean, after guessing "chastity belt" and "cheerio" for an elephant, gets a call on his cell and takes it outside. In a show of bad sportsmanship, Becky Donnelly-Katsopolis throws the timer outside. Annie goes out to get it and overhears Sean on the phone. Sean is telling the caller to back off and give him some time; he'll get them the money. Annie asks him what's up.
And now that we've caught up with everyone, we cut to our opening credits...FINALLY, shit.
Casa Wilson. Annie, who's not only totally lame, but a snitch too, blabbed to Harry. Sean explains that his adopted father was a gambler, got in over his head and couldn't repay his debt. His sure fire plan to get out of this mess? Suicide. It's a well-thought out plan too because he had an insurance policy, one that doesn't pay out when you commit suicide. Wile E. Coyote, Super Genius. So, the guys who were after his dad are now after him. Harry begs Sean to let them help. Um, don't beg, just do it. What's with these people? Lucille asks for the amount. $200,000. Even though Sean took the call within earshot of Annie's nosy, tattle-telling ass, he didn't want to worry them. He leaves of Iraq in a week and "the guys", whoever they are, aren't brave enough to go out there. Ok, but are they dumb enough?
Sean's Room. He calls Annie in as she walks by. He wants to apologize and hopes the call didn't upset her. She tells him she wasn't eavesdropping on purpose; she was just there...5 ft. away. She thought that her dad would want to know so that's why he opened her big, bleached teeth filled mouth. He says it's nice to have peeps that care. His phone rings and as she hands it to him, looks at the number. God I hate when people do that shit. That's how stupid bitches find out their boyfriends are cheating on them and then get dumped for being nosy. I'm just saying. He ignores the call. She says he can take it. SHUT UP. It's late, so goodnight. She makes a series of odd faces. Not really sure what she was trying to convey there. Confusion? Constipation? It's a mystery.
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Comments (6)
I don't watch this show but reading your recap has me cracking up. Welcome to recapperville!
Oh and since I used to recap 50 Cent, this line is very near and dear to me.
GODDAMN! WILL THIS SHOW EVER END!?!?
Great recap!
1 of 6 | Posted by Cherie | Posted on January 8, 2009 10:32 PM
So I am not the only one who saw Annie grab her own butt! What was that about?
If you notice,when he gets close,she is grabbing it.
Then they cut to the next shot of him walking away from her and suddenly her arms are crossed in front of her.
This could not be possible because she would of had to recreate space between them which was not shown.
Love the recap!
2 of 6 | Posted by hoxharding | Posted on January 9, 2009 9:05 AM
Thanks Mones! This show is SO terrible...I hate it, but I can't look away. Seriously, why is Naomi so mad at Annie...it's not her freakin' fault. Though no one on this show can act at all. Squinting, moving your eyebrows and flaring your nostrils (Annie and Naomi)is not acting. One more thing...wasn't there something a bit incestuous about Naomi and the pictures with Sean. he's your "brother", they kind of inappropriate.
3 of 6 | Posted by Yanksfan24 | Posted on January 9, 2009 10:16 AM
thank you for calling out the "kelly can't have kids" storyline from the original. when brenda revealed she couldn't have kids, i screamed outloud "YAY! plotline recycling!" and was wondering when kelly was going to be like, "well...they told me i couldn't have kids either, but low and behold, dylan's super sperm knocked me up!"
that being said, i'm a 90210 purist who still enjoys the new series, because it's light and fluffy enough to fill an hour on tuesday. i just wish they'd start fucking with more than one character besides audrianna. let's have some stuff go wrong with annie!
4 of 6 | Posted by baymenxpac | Posted on January 9, 2009 1:21 PM
Cherie - thanks! i'm so happy/exciting to be here!!
hoxharding - yeah, i totally had to rewind that. she also moves her hands around A LOT when she talks. her acting choices are, to say the least, questionable. i'm a 12 yr. old girl so i know her from degrassi TNG and i don't remember her being so shitty.
Yanksfan24 - again, their acting choices are questionable. i'm really surprised the director hasn't done anything about it yet. the pics were hysterical and totally obvious. also, harry went surfing, too, so...he TOOK those pics??? ewww.
baymenxpac - yeah, the existence of kelly's kid (who was totally MIA this ep) bugs me. it's total contrivance and really dumb since he hasn't been a major part of the story. so, why invent him, you know? "super sperm", heh. is adriana gonna be this generation's kelly? what's next, burn victim, cult member, drive-by victim, etc, etc, etc.
5 of 6 | Posted by mones | Posted on January 9, 2009 4:03 PM
To answer your question: abortion isn't an option because society is trending toward the opinion that it's just plain mean when the mother has all the money she'll ever want and neither she nor the child has a medical problem.
6 of 6 | Posted by DaffyMaiden | Posted on January 15, 2009 6:42 PM