She says she'll call her business manager to talk about selling some of Charles' art. Why the frick does she have a business manager? Are Crazy Bitches touring with the circus freak show now? Before leaving she gets another jab in by gently touching Harry's hand and comforting him. Harry thanks Becky for not stabbing her with a pencil. If he had scissors on his desk it'd be a different story. Yeah right, Becky, I'd like to see you try.
WBHS Hallway Stairs. Dixon walks up on Silver who's typing on her laptop. He asks if she wants to watch him eat lunch as she pretends to eat a cherry tomato and baby carrot. First, she has to burn off that cracker she ate yesterday by finishing up her blog post about the creepy custodian with the lazy eye. As opposed to the creepy one that doesn't have a lazy eye. She tells Dixon to check out her cheerleader post. It's titled "Shake Shimmy and Shut Up" and has a pic of two cheerleaders one of them is Christina. Dixon points out that Christina is the only person mentioned by name. He reminds him, and everyone, that her blog is called "The Vicious Circle" and the motto is Show No Mercy. Hardcore. She invites him to the Tarantino Festival at the Arc Light. She knows it's pretentious, violent and derivative (her words, not mine) but she think he should give it a chance. I think she should give shutting the hell up a chance. The festival is at the same time as the infamous Gospel BBQ and, like me, he wants to go to see what the hell that actually is, so he lies to her about having a family thing. Don't you mean, thang, D?
Rehab Group Support Day. Kelly tells Adriana that Brenda really wanted to be there, but if it's any consolation, Kelly is proud of Adriana and all that she's accomplished. She thinks Adriana's amazing. "Amazing" is a strong word. Either way, Brenda agrees. She apologizes for being late. "Traffic is a bitch". 30-Love, Ms. Taylor's point. There's a lot of people that Adriana wants to introduce Brenda to (sorry, Kel), like her friend Hank who she really hopes shows up. Well, Adriana's mentioned him enough, so I'm sure he'll be there.
Support Day Meeting. Adrianna talks about her relief of being ok and clean and grateful for all the people that have been there for her. She thinks she's going to be OK. Oh Adriana, we're not even at the halfway mark of the show. It's cute though how optimistic you're being.
Did she get a gift certificate to Sunset Tan when she got out of rehab?
The group leader asks if anyone from Adriana's support team would like to speak. Kelly eyes Brenda, so Brenda stands and makes a pretty half-ass speech. She makes a point to say she considers Adriana a friend, and that is not a word she's used lately. It's even more poignant since she looks at Kelly the whole time.
Peach Pit. Annie and Ethan sit at an outdoor counter doing homework. Annie steals one of Nathan's fries to eat and later throw up. He tells her to get her filthy hands off damn fries. She wonders how he saw her, what with the fries being right next to him. He claims to have eyes on the back of his head, that apparently can only see to the left of him because he fails to see Naomi and the Pussycats stroll up. She wants to show Annie all the cool pics she got of her and Sean surfing. Don't worry, they'll be on Facebook soon. The first pic is of Sean staring at Naomi's boobs. In the other, he's hugging her from behind and his facial expression reads either, "Mmmm, your shampoo smells like roses" or full climax. This time, Annie's light bulb goes off and she has this lame ass flashback that was intended for the thicker headed members of the audience. She flashes back to class when MADtv's Debra Wilson said, "You can still see without using your eyes.", then Annie overhearing Sean's call, her talk with Sean, Dixon asking her what the significance of the local call was, and back to Debra saying, "...and that's called intuition". It's called "we needed another minute to fill". Annie bolts leaving Ethan to figure out how to breathe with his mouth closed on his own.
"Duuuhhhh."
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Comments (6)
I don't watch this show but reading your recap has me cracking up. Welcome to recapperville!
Oh and since I used to recap 50 Cent, this line is very near and dear to me.
GODDAMN! WILL THIS SHOW EVER END!?!?
Great recap!
1 of 6 | Posted by Cherie | Posted on January 8, 2009 10:32 PM
So I am not the only one who saw Annie grab her own butt! What was that about?
If you notice,when he gets close,she is grabbing it.
Then they cut to the next shot of him walking away from her and suddenly her arms are crossed in front of her.
This could not be possible because she would of had to recreate space between them which was not shown.
Love the recap!
2 of 6 | Posted by hoxharding | Posted on January 9, 2009 9:05 AM
Thanks Mones! This show is SO terrible...I hate it, but I can't look away. Seriously, why is Naomi so mad at Annie...it's not her freakin' fault. Though no one on this show can act at all. Squinting, moving your eyebrows and flaring your nostrils (Annie and Naomi)is not acting. One more thing...wasn't there something a bit incestuous about Naomi and the pictures with Sean. he's your "brother", they kind of inappropriate.
3 of 6 | Posted by Yanksfan24 | Posted on January 9, 2009 10:16 AM
thank you for calling out the "kelly can't have kids" storyline from the original. when brenda revealed she couldn't have kids, i screamed outloud "YAY! plotline recycling!" and was wondering when kelly was going to be like, "well...they told me i couldn't have kids either, but low and behold, dylan's super sperm knocked me up!"
that being said, i'm a 90210 purist who still enjoys the new series, because it's light and fluffy enough to fill an hour on tuesday. i just wish they'd start fucking with more than one character besides audrianna. let's have some stuff go wrong with annie!
4 of 6 | Posted by baymenxpac | Posted on January 9, 2009 1:21 PM
Cherie - thanks! i'm so happy/exciting to be here!!
hoxharding - yeah, i totally had to rewind that. she also moves her hands around A LOT when she talks. her acting choices are, to say the least, questionable. i'm a 12 yr. old girl so i know her from degrassi TNG and i don't remember her being so shitty.
Yanksfan24 - again, their acting choices are questionable. i'm really surprised the director hasn't done anything about it yet. the pics were hysterical and totally obvious. also, harry went surfing, too, so...he TOOK those pics??? ewww.
baymenxpac - yeah, the existence of kelly's kid (who was totally MIA this ep) bugs me. it's total contrivance and really dumb since he hasn't been a major part of the story. so, why invent him, you know? "super sperm", heh. is adriana gonna be this generation's kelly? what's next, burn victim, cult member, drive-by victim, etc, etc, etc.
5 of 6 | Posted by mones | Posted on January 9, 2009 4:03 PM
To answer your question: abortion isn't an option because society is trending toward the opinion that it's just plain mean when the mother has all the money she'll ever want and neither she nor the child has a medical problem.
6 of 6 | Posted by DaffyMaiden | Posted on January 15, 2009 6:42 PM