Casa Wilson. Annie tells Becky that she's not feelin' Sean. Becky feels the same, things don't add up. That boy ain't right. Annie's worried about breaking Harry's heart. Well, they don't call them mancrushes cause they feel good. Becky thinks it would be worse if they were right and didn't say anything. WWJD?
Rehab Group Support Day. Kelly praises Brenda's speech. Brenda tries to weasel her way back into Kelly's good graces by mentioning their "crazy" history and how that connects them. Kelly knows her better than anyone and she needs that now that she's reaching out for help. Which means Kelly was right earlier at Brenda's house. UGH. Adriana comes up to introduce them to her sponsor, but she really wants to introduce them to Hank. Chopped Liver thought she had heard, but Hank is HIV positive and has fallen off the wagon. Great, we'll never find out who this so-called Hank guy is. Adriana is shocked. Kelly asks if Hank was her boyfriend. NO! Navid is. Keep up, Kelly. But Adriana did sleep with him 2 or 3 or 57 times. Adriana doesn't think she needs to be tested but Kelly and Brenda insist.
Feeling's mutual.
Gospel BBQ. OK, so for those of you wondering what a Gospel BBQ is, it's a BBQ, with no actual BBQ in sight at a beach house with a stage by the pool with a gospel choir and keyboard on it. Weird. Dixon wanders around and sees Christina and asks if that was really Kobe inside. He never misses a BBQ. Dixon is amazed there are so many black people in Beverly Hills. Christina tells him he has to know where to look. Is there like a wall built around BH? Trying venturing south of I-10, country mouse. Its eye opening. Christina introduces Dixon to her father, Franklin Whitney who's heard a lot about Dixon's Oreo ass, especially his love of music. Dixon mentions his love of signing and Franklin asks if he's good. Dixon thinks so. Franklin tells him not to wait, if singing's his thing he should make it happen. He tells Christina that "Dre", as in Dr., wants to say goodbye.
Now, THIS is a BBQ.
Casa Wilson. Harry wants to talk to the just arrived Becky, with Annie, who wants to talk too. They just came back from seeing the PI that found Sean. Although the PI didn't have the answers she was looking for, she does think that something's fishier than Adriana's old tights. He just came out of nowhere and asks for money. Harry corrects her and says that Tracy found him and he didn't ask for anything. Touché. Becky then blurts out that Annie doesn't trust him. Harry basically says its Annie problem, not his. Nice parenting you two. Sean is Harry's seed and he owes him. Becky understands but she won't let him screw Annie and Dixon to be Sean's Captain Save-A-Ho. Harry says that Sean is his kid too. Well, he ain't Becky's. SNAP! Sean walks in with bruises on his face. The bad guys found him. He doesn't let Harry call the police and says that he's leaving in the morning. Annie's been listening to this down the hall, and when they leave she starts going through Sean's bag for his cell. His call logs show the same number. She calls. It's the PI's office.
Doctor's Office. Adriana is freaking the fuck out. The doctor comes out and let's our heroine (user) know that her test came back negative. BOO! But her blood work shows she's positive for pregnancy. YAY!
Back from commercials, more freaking out. Adriana doesn't think she can be preggers, she's only 16! Yes, honey, but I'm sure that delta zone of yours is like that of a 50 year old. Kelly tries to get Brenda to help a sista out, but Brenda bolts. Adriana can't tell her mom, plus she doesn't even know where Hank is or whether or not he's the father. WHORE! She thinks Navid will hate her. She can't take it. And we all know what that means...
Easy, bitch. We put up with your shit for 10 years.
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Comments (6)
I don't watch this show but reading your recap has me cracking up. Welcome to recapperville!
Oh and since I used to recap 50 Cent, this line is very near and dear to me.
GODDAMN! WILL THIS SHOW EVER END!?!?
Great recap!
1 of 6 | Posted by Cherie | Posted on January 8, 2009 10:32 PM
So I am not the only one who saw Annie grab her own butt! What was that about?
If you notice,when he gets close,she is grabbing it.
Then they cut to the next shot of him walking away from her and suddenly her arms are crossed in front of her.
This could not be possible because she would of had to recreate space between them which was not shown.
Love the recap!
2 of 6 | Posted by hoxharding | Posted on January 9, 2009 9:05 AM
Thanks Mones! This show is SO terrible...I hate it, but I can't look away. Seriously, why is Naomi so mad at Annie...it's not her freakin' fault. Though no one on this show can act at all. Squinting, moving your eyebrows and flaring your nostrils (Annie and Naomi)is not acting. One more thing...wasn't there something a bit incestuous about Naomi and the pictures with Sean. he's your "brother", they kind of inappropriate.
3 of 6 | Posted by Yanksfan24 | Posted on January 9, 2009 10:16 AM
thank you for calling out the "kelly can't have kids" storyline from the original. when brenda revealed she couldn't have kids, i screamed outloud "YAY! plotline recycling!" and was wondering when kelly was going to be like, "well...they told me i couldn't have kids either, but low and behold, dylan's super sperm knocked me up!"
that being said, i'm a 90210 purist who still enjoys the new series, because it's light and fluffy enough to fill an hour on tuesday. i just wish they'd start fucking with more than one character besides audrianna. let's have some stuff go wrong with annie!
4 of 6 | Posted by baymenxpac | Posted on January 9, 2009 1:21 PM
Cherie - thanks! i'm so happy/exciting to be here!!
hoxharding - yeah, i totally had to rewind that. she also moves her hands around A LOT when she talks. her acting choices are, to say the least, questionable. i'm a 12 yr. old girl so i know her from degrassi TNG and i don't remember her being so shitty.
Yanksfan24 - again, their acting choices are questionable. i'm really surprised the director hasn't done anything about it yet. the pics were hysterical and totally obvious. also, harry went surfing, too, so...he TOOK those pics??? ewww.
baymenxpac - yeah, the existence of kelly's kid (who was totally MIA this ep) bugs me. it's total contrivance and really dumb since he hasn't been a major part of the story. so, why invent him, you know? "super sperm", heh. is adriana gonna be this generation's kelly? what's next, burn victim, cult member, drive-by victim, etc, etc, etc.
5 of 6 | Posted by mones | Posted on January 9, 2009 4:03 PM
To answer your question: abortion isn't an option because society is trending toward the opinion that it's just plain mean when the mother has all the money she'll ever want and neither she nor the child has a medical problem.
6 of 6 | Posted by DaffyMaiden | Posted on January 15, 2009 6:42 PM