Casa Wilson. Harry's set a meeting with Tracy to see about funds. Annie comes in with Sean's cell phone and shows her mom that the last 5 calls he received were from the PI's office. Harry's not impressed and wants to know why she was snooping through his stuff. The PI? Invading a Man's (that's right woman!) privacy? What next? Calling him and hanging up? She scared. Becky doesn't think Sean is who he says he is. She wants him to take a paternity test. Shocking this hasn't come up before, isn't it? I guess it hasn't because Harry can feel it in his gut. Sean is his son. He'll do it though and before he leaves, one parting shot to Becky, "You shock me". That's all ya got, tough guy? Pussy.
Gospel BBQ. Christina brings Dixon a drink as he sways off-beat to the music. Her dad liked Dixon, a dinner invite follows. Dixon tries to let the young lass down gently, but there's no need. Christina is a big fan of The L Word. So it's Xtina, now, is it? She didn't invite him to the BBQ because she liked him but because she thought he'd like it. He's welcome anytime and so is Silver. She leaves, perhaps to attend to say goodbye to another black celebrity off-screen, and Dixon takes out his cell phone.
I bust a move for the Lord.
Brenda's House. Kelly barges in and asks what the hell is wrong with Brenda. What the hell is wrong with her is that she can't have kids. There were fibroids, there were complications. She can't have children and even though she didn't think she wanted to, being in the presence of a fertile teenager kicked her ovaries into overdrive. Kelly is sorry. She didn't think she could have kids either, but modern medicine is a wondrous thing. Brenda can't wait, she's ready now. She's thinking of adopting and wants Kelly around to help with the dirty diapers and when the kid asks where his father is. Kelly isn't going anywhere. Kelly is a sucker.
Gospel BBQ. Silver, wearing an unfortunate "dress", hobbles on her stick legs down the stairs. Dixon asks if she wants to meet Denzel. That's Mr. Washington to you, Webster. Silver want to know why Dixon lied. Dixon apologizes. He and Xtina aren't into each other. He just didn't know how to tell her about this. The Gospel BBQ? Yeah, it's pretty lame and unbelievable. No, the fact that he's a black kid in a white family (like Webster!). Xtina's is giving him all the 411 on being down with the people. But Dixon hasn't fully Kunta Kinte'd out yet, Silver is the girl for him. Silver is jealous of what Xtina can do for Dixon and being jealous is not her and totally lame. Well, you're half right. Dixon is flattered. She does, though, want to meet Denzel.
Casa Wilson. Harry goes to Sean's room to tell him they're going to get the money, no strings attached. However, there is a catch, a paternity test. Harry apologizes; he knows what the results will be. Sean understands. Harry won't let anything happen to him.
Let's dance!
Gospel BBQ. Franklin addresses his guests with what looks like a goblet in his hand. I guess Lil' John's there too. For some unknown reason, the choir is humming behind him. He thanks everyone for coming, and is thankful for his friends, family and music. He asks his congregation, I mean, his guests to join him and reflect on the things they are thankful for. He leaves the pulpit and asks if Dixon knows Amazing Grace. Of course, it's the whitest gospel song! Well, Dixon, consider yourself discovered. Oh, so it's sooooo easy. Fucking rich people.
GODDAMN! WILL THIS SHOW EVER END!?!?
Casa Wilson. Annie closes her closet door and is startled by Sean, who snuck up behind her. Ominous music plays. He tells her about the paternity test and is surprise Harry's stupid ass needs one. Looks like not everyone trusts him. Annie would understand, being that she moved from the crap shack of Kansas to this perfect von Trapp-style life in Beverly Hills. Not everyone get that chance. Annie doesn't think everyone gets to take what's not theirs.
1, 2, 3, 4! I declare a staring war!
Sunrise. Harry goes to Sean's empty room.
Preggers wakes up, crying. She walks over to the mirror and does that thing were recently discovered pregnant look at their stomachs. She starts to dial Navid's number but hangs up. More crying. Jeez, bitch, get it together! You're crying for two now! And, I'm sorry, but abortion isn't an option because, why?
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Comments (6)
I don't watch this show but reading your recap has me cracking up. Welcome to recapperville!
Oh and since I used to recap 50 Cent, this line is very near and dear to me.
GODDAMN! WILL THIS SHOW EVER END!?!?
Great recap!
1 of 6 | Posted by Cherie | Posted on January 8, 2009 10:32 PM
So I am not the only one who saw Annie grab her own butt! What was that about?
If you notice,when he gets close,she is grabbing it.
Then they cut to the next shot of him walking away from her and suddenly her arms are crossed in front of her.
This could not be possible because she would of had to recreate space between them which was not shown.
Love the recap!
2 of 6 | Posted by hoxharding | Posted on January 9, 2009 9:05 AM
Thanks Mones! This show is SO terrible...I hate it, but I can't look away. Seriously, why is Naomi so mad at Annie...it's not her freakin' fault. Though no one on this show can act at all. Squinting, moving your eyebrows and flaring your nostrils (Annie and Naomi)is not acting. One more thing...wasn't there something a bit incestuous about Naomi and the pictures with Sean. he's your "brother", they kind of inappropriate.
3 of 6 | Posted by Yanksfan24 | Posted on January 9, 2009 10:16 AM
thank you for calling out the "kelly can't have kids" storyline from the original. when brenda revealed she couldn't have kids, i screamed outloud "YAY! plotline recycling!" and was wondering when kelly was going to be like, "well...they told me i couldn't have kids either, but low and behold, dylan's super sperm knocked me up!"
that being said, i'm a 90210 purist who still enjoys the new series, because it's light and fluffy enough to fill an hour on tuesday. i just wish they'd start fucking with more than one character besides audrianna. let's have some stuff go wrong with annie!
4 of 6 | Posted by baymenxpac | Posted on January 9, 2009 1:21 PM
Cherie - thanks! i'm so happy/exciting to be here!!
hoxharding - yeah, i totally had to rewind that. she also moves her hands around A LOT when she talks. her acting choices are, to say the least, questionable. i'm a 12 yr. old girl so i know her from degrassi TNG and i don't remember her being so shitty.
Yanksfan24 - again, their acting choices are questionable. i'm really surprised the director hasn't done anything about it yet. the pics were hysterical and totally obvious. also, harry went surfing, too, so...he TOOK those pics??? ewww.
baymenxpac - yeah, the existence of kelly's kid (who was totally MIA this ep) bugs me. it's total contrivance and really dumb since he hasn't been a major part of the story. so, why invent him, you know? "super sperm", heh. is adriana gonna be this generation's kelly? what's next, burn victim, cult member, drive-by victim, etc, etc, etc.
5 of 6 | Posted by mones | Posted on January 9, 2009 4:03 PM
To answer your question: abortion isn't an option because society is trending toward the opinion that it's just plain mean when the mother has all the money she'll ever want and neither she nor the child has a medical problem.
6 of 6 | Posted by DaffyMaiden | Posted on January 15, 2009 6:42 PM