We open up on a wedding pic of Navid and Pregs. That was quick. Navid brings over some freshly pureed organic carrots for the baby. Ugh, not even a minute in and they're already pissing me off. Pregs tells baby Hannah to open up. Navid voice overs that Hannah is a weird name for a boy. Cut to Navid and Pregs chatting it up in the middle of a stairway at WBHS. Luckily, no one needs to go up or down those set of stairs.

Pregs informs Navid that she's not having a boy. Well, based on the way she's carrying, he's pretty sure she is. If only there was a way to find out the sex of a baby in the womb. When will technology catch up with my imagination? Navid says they'll call him Habib. Pregs thinks he'll be mocked endlessly, by her. Cultural sensitivity abounds.

They go back into their dream world and wonder how the kid will be. Navid says he'll be a prodigy and into chess. Pregs is sure babies aren't into chess, plus she doesn't care if he's a prodigy. All she wants is a healthy baby. It's time for them to go to school, who will take care of the baby? Navid's parents, of course!

Back on the stairs, Pregs reminds him that his parents don't know about her pregnancy yet. Probably because she's been avoiding them. She's about to pop so they need to know sooner than later. He promises it won't be as bad and she thinks. He runs down how it's going to go in 7 easy steps: 1- They will explode with anger. 2- His mom will cry. 3- His dad will rant about how they shouldn't have moved to America with their processed sugar, hula hoops, Zima and Pac-Man video games. 4- They'll calm down. 5- Navid will suggest getting a nanny to help with the kid. 6- His mom will get upset. Family takes care of family. 7- Hugs and kisses.

Pregs is pretty sure they're going to freak out. Navid's doesn't think they'll care. His mom was raised by her step-dad, her favorite person in the world. They won't care who's mistake they're paying for. She thinks Habib, despite his unfortunate name, is very lucky.

Annie's Room. Naomi asks Annie for some wardrobe advice for her date with Liam and holds up something black. "Are you and Liam grabbing a drink or applying for a second mortgage?" Heh, good one...wait, what am I saying? Tomorrow is their first official date and Naomi wants him to take her seriously. According to Naomi, and only Naomi, he's smart, interesting and deep. She wants him to think of her as more than just the girl he has sex with in the woods, his car or Annie's bed.

Becky comes in with a laundry basket that Naomi snatches away. She wonders if Naomi is talking to her dad to find a solution to her living situation. She has and he's suggested she move back with him and play the role of the good daughter and make nice with his skanky girlfriend. Her solution is for him to shove it up his ass. They meet in the middle and decide that Naomi will stay with the Wilson's until the case blows over. The fact that they didn't discuss it with Harry and Becky doesn't mean she isn't very grateful. To keep Becky from lunging across the bed and scratching Naomi's eyes out, Annie thanks her too. Naomi throws Becky an article of clothing and asks her to iron it. Annie tells her she's the best as Becky leaves.

Naomi gets a text and screams that she is so angry. Please Naomi, show, don't tell. She grabs Annie's laptop and waves it around above her head. Liam canceled their date. "I swear I'm going to rage out right now!" Annie tells her not to. Naomi wonders why he did it? Did he meet someone else? Is he sick? Annie suggests asking him for an explanation. Naomi thinks it's a good idea. She loves living with her!

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