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Anyway, Kelly drove by their old store, Now Wear This, the other day and it's now a medical marijuana dispensary. Donna thinks that if they sold hemp clothing they wouldn't have gone bankrupt; you can't win them all. Kelly thinks her winning Japan is better, especially since her and David are like this power couple. Speaking of, how is he? Nice Kelly, it only took you a day to ask. David's fabulous. He got a promotion and the new girl rapper out of Osaka he discovered is blowing up. Enough about David, more shopping!

Desert Rest Stop. Dixon's not happy about having to stop again for a potty break. Maybe if she didn't drink so much of that delicious, refreshing Dr. Pepper. Annie says that she gets paid every time they mention it in the script it's a required road trip activity. Before running in to use the facilities, she thanks him for suggesting the trip. It was just what she needed. Alone, he makes a call and asks for a Dana Bowen. She's at lunch but he doesn't leave a message...he'll go see her himself. She probably works at a water park.

Casa for Humanity. Ethan paints as Naomi bugs him about talking to Liam. She breaks him and he goes to ask. She yells out orders to not mention her...unless, of course, he likes her too. Heh. He introduces himself to Liam who responds with a "good for you". He acknowledges the awkwardness of the question and asks if Liam likes Naomi. Liam assumes he's asking as the jealous ex-boyfriend and asks if Ethan's going to punch him. Umm, no. Ethan asks him what his problem is. Liam tells him to take it easy, not to go into a roid rage. They both wish each other a nice trip to hell. Ethan goes back and tells Naomi Liam's an ass. She knows, but does he like her? Ethan paints violently and gives her the evil eye. Naomi does what she does best and struts away.

Sushi. Donna seems to be speaking in tongues...oh no, she's just ordering in Japanese. Kelly reminds her they have to pick Silver up from therapy in 45 minutes. Donna asks how she's doing with all this. Kelly says it's been hard. She can tell Silver resents her but she's willing to do whatever it takes, even making Silver hate her, to make her better. I believe her grad school thesis, Heal through Hate: The Positive Effects of Bugging the Shit out of your Bipolar Loved Ones, explains this approach in greater detail. Some chick that looks like Montana from Real World: Boston comes up to their table and compliments Donna's kimono-y dress. She's been shopping all morning for a dress for this fabu premiere party and Donna's is the only dress she has liked. Yeah, well Donna's not a mannequin, so back off.

Kelly asks Montana if she's Diablo Cody. Yes, yes she is. Huh, so that's what she looks like. (Question: Am I the only person in America that hasn't seen Juno?) Anyways, Donna's not familiar with Montana's work but does declare love for it when Montana tells her it was known as Teenage Mommy Girl in Japan. Montana loves Donna's dress. Kelly, PR specialist, tells her it's a Donna Martin Original and that she's the Stella McCartney of Japan. Well, except for the fact that people outside of England know who Stella McCartney is. Since Donna hasn't offered up the dress off her back, Montana says she'd love to wear one of her dresses to the premiere. Unfortunately, not everyone who's big in Japan can get a store to sell their clothes in LA. Luckily, as Kelly points out, Donna can sew really fast.

AZ. Slutty Cowgirl shows Dixon and Annie to their cheesy western themed room. Annie wants to figure out what water park to start at first. Dixon starts to feel guilty and tells her the truth. They aren't in Arizona for the water parks. His birth mom lives there.

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