Palm Tree Blvd. Donna tells Silver about meeting Montana. Silver is excited, which is weird since she was like 5 when that season came out. She's been reading her blog for years, Montana is her idol...and I'm sure this ep is the last time we'll be hearing about it. Donna's gonna make her dress and style her. Would Silver like to be her assistant? Of course she would. Would Kelly like to put an end to any and all fun? Of course she would. Silver's mood? "Angry. Level 10." I wonder where Ruby is?
Pond for Humanity. Naomi breaks branches off of a really pretty tree. Liam sneaks up to tell her kindling is best when it's not still converting carbon dioxide into oxygen. She greets the oxymoron and tells him that she know what that means. "Aren't you the little philologist?" Really, Liam? Really? She laughs nervously and heads back to camp. He stops her because you can't do "this" at camp. By "this" he means rip her arm out of its socket and swallow her jaw.
Adjacent Pond for Humanity. Ethan looks out into the sunset. Naomi and her sexed-up-in-the-woods-hair stroll up. She tells Ethan about bumping fuzzies among the shrubs with Liam. She's sure he likes her. It's cute how she still thinks sex equals feelings. The sex was AMAZING and he does this things with his hands...Maybe she should talk to Liam about it. She would but he went off to score some peyote even though he totally knows Naomi hates drugs. "He is a bad, bad boy". Ethan leaves.
Ethan finds Matthews and asks if they will be able to explore the area. Matthews doesn't think they'll have time. Ethan was expecting to interact with different people, get different perspectives. I guess other than the people that are already there. He wants to learn something new about himself, like Matthews said. Patience young padawan, maybe you will.
Casa Wilson. Becky snaps away on her camera. Harry's peeved at Becky's choice of a male nude model. He wonders if she has to be that close to him. I wonder how wide that lens she's using is. There's no way she can be getting full body shots at that range. I'm just saying. Annie calls. Lucille's house is great. They're chillin' by the pool. Harry tells her they're doing a crossword. Lies! All lies!!!
Annie tells Dixon she's not happy lying to their dad. He reminds her they were already lying to him. It's not the same thing. A lie is a lie is a lie I always say. He couldn't tell them about it because they would make a big deal about it. Yeah. They'd be all, "Dixon, we love you. Don't leave us!" Drama queens. Annie agrees but wonders why he lied to her. He thought she would be upset or spazz out. He just wants to see his mom and see if she's OK. She wonders if she is, will Dixon stay with her? Of course not Annie, don't be ridiculous...but please make this about you somehow.
She's sorry. It's just that he has this whole family, this whole past that she doesn't even know. He gets it, he feels there's a whole part of himself he doesn't know. Plus, he's the one that adopted, so...He just wants to apologize to his mom for choosing to be adopted when his gangy died instead of going to live with her. He was so mad at her for being crazy, so he left. Since his diagnosis of Silver, he sees that it's not her fault. She had a disease.
Camp for Humanity. Ethan's waiting for Liam at his tent. He wants to buy some peyote off of him. Liam doesn't think he can handle it. Ethan ponders this and then tells him to give him some or he'll tell Matthews he's holding. "Blackmail, huh? Not exactly keeping with the ancient Chumash spirit." No, but your Chumash name, Big Douche Bag, does. Liam agrees and says he'll make some tea tomorrow for the both of them. Ethan would rather go at it alone. Liam says it's totals hard-core and that he needs a "guide". That's the deal, otherwise, no dice.
Kelly's. Donna irons Montana's dress. Silver comes in to sneak a peek at the dress. She loves the fabric. Donna notices her tat and quickly asks her what she thinks of the dress. It's gorgeous, but she has to go before Warden Taylor sees her up. Donna offers up some words of Japanese flavored wisdom.
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Comments (7)
Just so you know Mones...right now it's the second season of 90210 running on SoapNet. The other day I happened to catch the one where Emily Valentine slipped Brandon drugs at the underground club where they had to exchange an egg to get an address...it's right around the time that Donna & David started hanging out more and Brenda was with Dylan...the good old 90210 days :)
1 of 7 | Posted by LNNC92 | Posted on April 17, 2009 7:21 AM
I'm so annoyed that Donna&David are separated. Just because he doesn't want to be on the show doesn't mean they have to break up. Doesn't he care about Silver?!?!? Do you think Donna & David have met up with the Cindy & Jim over there in Asia?
2 of 7 | Posted by winks523 | Posted on April 17, 2009 9:15 AM
The Dr Pepper product placement frenzy has hit 90210 in full force!
It was blatant before and now-well,wow-no other words can describe.
I expected Silver to declare her love to a can of the soda and go screaming across the train tracks while chugging some down.(with label in full view)
I think Naomi had the scarf thing going to hide the actresse's neck brace.
I mean,I doubt even Naomi would be allowed to do construction with a scarf dangling about(safety first!)
Great recap!=)
3 of 7 | Posted by hoxharding | Posted on April 17, 2009 3:21 PM
They're only separated. They may not actually get divorced. But whatever they do, that little girl is going to hate them for naming her RUBY SILVER.
Aww, the McKid does see Dylan every once in a while!
4 of 7 | Posted by DaffyMaiden | Posted on April 19, 2009 11:43 PM
How horrendously annoying was that Diablo Cody guest shot?! She acts like I'm sure she stripped. Seriously, not since Nancy Reagan on DIFF'RENT STROKES has a pop culture whore been so gracelessly wedged into a children's TV show. The scene in the restaurant gave me the douche-chills, but then Diablo's big overrated ass gets TWO MORE ENTIRE SCENES!?! Who is she, Dr Pepper?
Mones, consider yourself lucky to have missed JUNO. Take a gander at Diablo's vanity column in EW and you'll see she pulls off the difficult feat of being cocky AND cunty at the same time.
But who's bitter? Yes, me. To see just how bitter, please check out my HARPER'S ISLAND recap on this very site.
God Bless You All,
LLB
5 of 7 | Posted by leia labiblia | Posted on April 22, 2009 8:28 PM
LNNC92: thanks! i'm glad i haven't missed the summer in paris!
winks523: i feel you. i don't see jim & cindy traveling internationally for david silver. dylan, maybe. after all, those walsh people are the only family he's got.
hoxharding: i was waiting for annie or dixon to take a sip of dr. p and saw "ahh" to the camera. also, we never actually saw naomi doing any manual labor, did we? hmmm.
DaffyMaiden: it's nice that they redeemed dylan a bit by having sammy visit him. i wonder if he sings "take me out to the ball game" with him too?
LLB: i find her whole shtick to be as annoying as her stupid hamburger phone. i read her ew articles on NKOTB and 90210. i couldn't actually articulate why i didn't like them, but i think you nailed it.
6 of 7 | Posted by mones | Posted on April 22, 2009 8:57 PM
THANK you! If that muu-muu Donna designed is any indication, it looks like most of the hamburger-phoning Diablo's been doing has been to White Castle.
And while we're there, the Moldy Peaches suck moose ass.
XOXO
LLB
7 of 7 | Posted by leia labiblia | Posted on April 22, 2009 10:35 PM