Peyote Pines. Ethan's tweeking. He yammers on and on (and on) about the new improved Ethan. He's been talking non-stop and asks Liam if he's ruining his high. Liam is getting high on the profundity of Ethan's trip. So much so that he has to take a leak. A few moments later, Liam shrieks. Ethan calls out for him and the voice that answers back is like an octave lower than Liam's, who fell down a small cliff. He hurt his ankle and asks for help. Ethan wonders if it's a cosmic test, cause the old, boring, lame, Ethan would have helped. Liam assures him it's not. How does he know? Because the peyote Ethan thought he was drinking was actually herb(al) tea. He can attribute his high to the paint fumes and beers he drank. Ethan helps him up and then punches him in the face to the sounds of a rocking guitar riff.
Kelly's. Kelly and Silver answer the door with face masks ablaze. It's Donna and Montana! Silver freaks and fan girls all over the place. Montana insists on getting a picture with Silver.
Peyote Pines. Liam tells Ethan that he couldn't score peyote. He messed with him because he doesn't respond well to threats. "And because you're a douchebag." Hear, hear, honey! Liam reminds him that he wanted a revelation and he got one, sober. Hallucinogens aren't all they're cracked up to be. He knows because the last time he dropped acid he tried to cut his arm off. Now Ethan knows something personal about him. Even steven.
Kelly's. Donna and Kelly celebrate the moments of their lives with some flavored coffee. Kelly says that it sucks when your BFF lives halfway across the world. (Tell me about it. <3 you Jen!) Donna's been toying with the idea of returning to The Bev. What about David? Will he go for it? Probably not since they're separated.
Rant: We were all so happy when they finally got married and now they're separated because B.A.G. thinks he's too good to be on this crapfest? LAME!
Desert Highway. Dixon thanks her for talking to Dana for him. If she hadn't he still would be feeling bad. He asks her to accompany him when he's finally ready to talk to her. Of course.
WBHS. Naomi runs up to Liam and tells him she thought that he could give her a ride. He asks if her house is on the way to Ethan's. I don't think that's the kind of ride she was thinking of. Ethan and Liam exchanged douchey head nods across the parking lot. She tells him to forget it and starts to walk away. He grabs her and pulls her back. She'll be getting that ride very soon. I hope she keeps up with her waxing appointments!
Fin.
Next week: Someone's marriage may be ending, another's may be coming soon, someone hates Annie more than I do.
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Comments (7)
Just so you know Mones...right now it's the second season of 90210 running on SoapNet. The other day I happened to catch the one where Emily Valentine slipped Brandon drugs at the underground club where they had to exchange an egg to get an address...it's right around the time that Donna & David started hanging out more and Brenda was with Dylan...the good old 90210 days :)
1 of 7 | Posted by LNNC92 | Posted on April 17, 2009 7:21 AM
I'm so annoyed that Donna&David are separated. Just because he doesn't want to be on the show doesn't mean they have to break up. Doesn't he care about Silver?!?!? Do you think Donna & David have met up with the Cindy & Jim over there in Asia?
2 of 7 | Posted by winks523 | Posted on April 17, 2009 9:15 AM
The Dr Pepper product placement frenzy has hit 90210 in full force!
It was blatant before and now-well,wow-no other words can describe.
I expected Silver to declare her love to a can of the soda and go screaming across the train tracks while chugging some down.(with label in full view)
I think Naomi had the scarf thing going to hide the actresse's neck brace.
I mean,I doubt even Naomi would be allowed to do construction with a scarf dangling about(safety first!)
Great recap!=)
3 of 7 | Posted by hoxharding | Posted on April 17, 2009 3:21 PM
They're only separated. They may not actually get divorced. But whatever they do, that little girl is going to hate them for naming her RUBY SILVER.
Aww, the McKid does see Dylan every once in a while!
4 of 7 | Posted by DaffyMaiden | Posted on April 19, 2009 11:43 PM
How horrendously annoying was that Diablo Cody guest shot?! She acts like I'm sure she stripped. Seriously, not since Nancy Reagan on DIFF'RENT STROKES has a pop culture whore been so gracelessly wedged into a children's TV show. The scene in the restaurant gave me the douche-chills, but then Diablo's big overrated ass gets TWO MORE ENTIRE SCENES!?! Who is she, Dr Pepper?
Mones, consider yourself lucky to have missed JUNO. Take a gander at Diablo's vanity column in EW and you'll see she pulls off the difficult feat of being cocky AND cunty at the same time.
But who's bitter? Yes, me. To see just how bitter, please check out my HARPER'S ISLAND recap on this very site.
God Bless You All,
LLB
5 of 7 | Posted by leia labiblia | Posted on April 22, 2009 8:28 PM
LNNC92: thanks! i'm glad i haven't missed the summer in paris!
winks523: i feel you. i don't see jim & cindy traveling internationally for david silver. dylan, maybe. after all, those walsh people are the only family he's got.
hoxharding: i was waiting for annie or dixon to take a sip of dr. p and saw "ahh" to the camera. also, we never actually saw naomi doing any manual labor, did we? hmmm.
DaffyMaiden: it's nice that they redeemed dylan a bit by having sammy visit him. i wonder if he sings "take me out to the ball game" with him too?
LLB: i find her whole shtick to be as annoying as her stupid hamburger phone. i read her ew articles on NKOTB and 90210. i couldn't actually articulate why i didn't like them, but i think you nailed it.
6 of 7 | Posted by mones | Posted on April 22, 2009 8:57 PM
THANK you! If that muu-muu Donna designed is any indication, it looks like most of the hamburger-phoning Diablo's been doing has been to White Castle.
And while we're there, the Moldy Peaches suck moose ass.
XOXO
LLB
7 of 7 | Posted by leia labiblia | Posted on April 22, 2009 10:35 PM