'Sup Gasmii! Welcome back to another craptastic episode of 90210. It's been a long and busy week for me at work. I didn't even have time to work on this during business hours!! I was stressing out about not being able to provide you, my faithful reader(s), a decent recap. Then I remembered that American Idol is back and realized that no one in the world was watching, so who cares? Are you with me?
****This recap was not late, it is just being posted late due to technical difficulties. Sorry, Mones! Love, Flipit
I gotta say, I was a little disappointed this week. The preview was awfully misleading. I was really looking forward to Preggers getting back on that horse, but instead we got a whole bunch of nothing. Why won't they just give us what we need!!!
Previously: Naomi isn't your average sophomore. Ethan and Annie are BF & GF por vida. Naomi helps Adriana and gets shafted. Navid is a virgin. (Since when?) Adriana got knocked up. Wait, I thought Navid was a virgin? Oh right, she's a whore.
We open with Annie and Ethan on the phone. She's jealous of her friends back in Kansas who will probably get a snow day while they are suffering through a heatwave. She's so hot she's practically wearing nothing. This perks Ethan up. Ewww. He asks what kind of nothing as they both lie back on their beds. She says she's wearing a black negligee that she describes as "black, sort of sheer". Woah, she's obviously phone-sexed before. Before things get out of hand, Becky picks up the line and ends the party. Before they hang up, Ethan tells Annie he loves her. Ditto.
Breakfast. Annie and Dixon help Lucille practice lines for an audition. Becky barges in complaining that the AC was turned off. It's better for Lucille's vocal chords if it's off. Who is she, Madonna? It's time for school and Dixon and Annie haven't done their chores yet. What time is it? When does school start? The timeline on this show is so confusing. The way it's lit, it always seems to be sunset.
Anyways, Lucille pays people to do the chores, the kids are helping her with her lines. Chores are for learning responsibility according to Becky. Lucille thinks all it teaches them is to take out the trash. Becky goes to Harry for some help but he buries himself in the paper. Annie & Dixon end their squawking and do their chores. Annie asks Dixon for the car keys, but he has plans, of the extracurricular persuasion.
WBHS. Annie and Ethan make out. Vomit. I'm trying to eat and type here people? Silver and Dixon, hereforto, Silxon, walk down the hall. Silver thinks that global warming and the Santa Ana winds blowing in January have harkened the end of times. Oh look, here's one of the Seven Signs now? Annie and Ethan, hereforto, Anthan. She tells Dixon to check Revelations. Shut up, Silver. Your dad's Jewish and your mom's a coke whore. What do you know about the New Testament? Anthan part ways with "I Love You"'s to Silver's chagrin. She mocks them, shit talks and then leaves to likely change her tampon and pop some Midol. Bitch is seriously in a stank ass mood.
AV Club. Preggers sits in on a Blaze lighting test while Navid declares her the most beautiful subject ever. Is his source on this reliable? She asks him if he's happy, "with us". He's never been happier, wouldn't want to change a thing. She asks, "So you don't want things to change?". Umm, yeah, that's what he just said, shit. He claims to love him some Barack Obama, but in their case, that kind of change is bad. Shut the fuck up, Virgin, you can't even vote yet. He says he's happy. So is she. Oh Preggers, wait till the pregnancy related hemorrhoids kick in.
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Comments (4)
the clueless and saved by the bell screen cap references made this episode worth watching. great job.
1 of 4 | Posted by baymenxpac | Posted on January 20, 2009 9:52 AM
LOL! thnx baymenxpac, i try :-)
2 of 4 | Posted by mones | Posted on January 20, 2009 1:22 PM
There are just so many things wrong with this show. Who plays field hockey in gym class with uniforms that short? You could almost see Drunkface (Naomi's) hoo-ha. Isn't Palm Springs like kind of far away from West Bev? What time were they getting up to go to school 4 am? And even though Silver was a "psycho hosebeast", she was right about Ethan and Annie...PDA is GROSS get a room (or not!) And PLEASE Lucille do not leave us for too long. She was the bright spot!
3 of 4 | Posted by Yanksfan24 | Posted on January 21, 2009 1:20 PM
true dat, Yanksfan24!
i believe the girls were wearing skorts, which is worse if you really think about it.
and palm springs is like 2 hours away from beverly hills. dylan would never go that far for poon-tang. which is probably why he lived in a hotel for so long.
i like to think lucille is visiting her real family in orange county :-)
4 of 4 | Posted by mones | Posted on January 21, 2009 4:44 PM