PE. This week's sport: field hockey. Naomi bitches about having to hustle in 100 degree weather. The class runs out to start playing while Naomi and Preggers do their best David Copperfield disappearing acts by turning and covering their faces with their hands. Their teacher, who we'll call Ms. Stoeger, asks them what's up. Naomi, explains that she's on the rag (her too?) and that she's "bleeding like a stuck pig". She needs to go to the nurse. Well, she got the pig part right. Preggers has a migraine. Off they go. Searching for a point to that scene is as useless as searching for meaning in a Pauly Shore movie.
WBHS Hallway. Preggers asks Naomi to dinner. She's going through some stuff and thought she could handle it but needs to talk to her in private. Naomi asks, "You're going through something?". THAT'S WHAT SHE JUST SAID. What's with these people? Did they all participate in some sort of peer counseling workshop and are all practicing active listening? She agrees to dinner and before Preggers can say, "So you agree to have dinner", The Pussycats call Naomi over.
The Pussycats ask Naomi what the haps. Naomi, who isn't as good at reading between the lines as she is jumping to conclusions, thinks that Preggers is using again. The Pussycats don't think Preggers is worth it. Naomi already tried helping her once, it's not her problem. Naomi is pissed. "What's with her? Why is she such a trainwreck druggie?" Probably the same reasons you are such a cunt-faced bitch Naomi. Think about it, I haven't.
Chemistry class. Everyone's wearing white lab coats and stunna goggles. Preggers is mixing some chemicals. I'm sure inhaling those fumes is good for the baby she seems to think is a good idea to keep. She's praised by the teacher as Naomi looks on. Then she does something that I've only seen pregnant women on TV do, faint. Naomi can't believe it's happening again.
Cafeteria. Anthan mack at the table. Silxon stroll up and Silver asks if they're in heat. Funny, since she's the bitch on the rag. Dixon asks Annie for the keys and she rats him out on his "extracurricular activities". He tells them he joined the choir. Silver laughs in his face. Nice. I guess she forgot that whole Gospel BBQ with the Denzel and the singing and the being jealous of Xtina giving something she couldn't. Instead of punching her in the ovaries, he asks what's wrong with that. She mocks his participation in an organized school activity. How can you not love her?
Harry comes on over the video PA. The AC in the school is broken and won't be fixed for another day. So instead of taking a page from the Jaime Escalante Teacher's Handbook and telling those rich brats to "think cool", he announces that school will be cancelled the following day. The cafeteria erupts with cheer and chants of "Beach Party! Beach Party!".
After-school. Naomi spots Navid and tells him that he has a problem, his GF is using again. He doesn't think so. Naomi tells him that Preggers is not always her responsibility. Navid (and the three of us in America watching) tells her to get over herself.
Hey, it's everyone's favorite 2 headed monster, Anthan! We really missed you guys! Annie really wanted to be alone with Ethan, but he promised his brother...something. He doesn't elaborate but I'm sure it's much more exciting than any part of Anthan's tired relationship. They'll be together tomorrow, along with all their classmates at the beach. Lucille pulls up in...A BRAND NEW CAR!!! Annie, come on down! Lucille got it for Annie and Dixon out of the goodness of her heart and not to stick it to Becky, I'm sure.
Casa Wilson. Becky ain't havin' it. Annie doesn't think she should deny her the car just to prove a point. Harry thinks another car would come in handy. After a hard stare from Becky, he tells Lucille that she should have run it by them first. Becky doesn't think a 16-year-old needs a car, especially since there are kids in the world without shoes. Hey Becky, it's not Annie's fault those kids' grandmothers are too poor to buy them shoes! Becky asks for the keys. It's going back.
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Comments (4)
the clueless and saved by the bell screen cap references made this episode worth watching. great job.
1 of 4 | Posted by baymenxpac | Posted on January 20, 2009 9:52 AM
LOL! thnx baymenxpac, i try :-)
2 of 4 | Posted by mones | Posted on January 20, 2009 1:22 PM
There are just so many things wrong with this show. Who plays field hockey in gym class with uniforms that short? You could almost see Drunkface (Naomi's) hoo-ha. Isn't Palm Springs like kind of far away from West Bev? What time were they getting up to go to school 4 am? And even though Silver was a "psycho hosebeast", she was right about Ethan and Annie...PDA is GROSS get a room (or not!) And PLEASE Lucille do not leave us for too long. She was the bright spot!
3 of 4 | Posted by Yanksfan24 | Posted on January 21, 2009 1:20 PM
true dat, Yanksfan24!
i believe the girls were wearing skorts, which is worse if you really think about it.
and palm springs is like 2 hours away from beverly hills. dylan would never go that far for poon-tang. which is probably why he lived in a hotel for so long.
i like to think lucille is visiting her real family in orange county :-)
4 of 4 | Posted by mones | Posted on January 21, 2009 4:44 PM