Casa Wilson. Lucille is doing tai chi. Annie doesn't think tai chi was practiced in colonial New England. Neither was anorexia. Stick a sandwich in it, Skeletor. Annie complains about being a teenager, everything sucks, you can't do anything, nobody understands, wah, wah, wah. Lucille sees logic in her incessant whining and gives Annie the keys to her Palm Springs getaway. "What better place to chill out than the desert?" Who wrote this shit? Annie, correctly thinks Becky won't go for it. It's cool, Lucille already asked. Oh Annie, you stupid, stupid bitch.
Peach Pit. Navid's picking up some food and asks if Silxon are going to the beach. Dixon thinks Silver has plans preparing the guest room for the Four Horseman. Trouble in paradise? He thinks her episode long bitchitude is a little much. Navid thinks that's her bag, baby. He's deduced, from his vast, chaste experience with woman (singular), that Silver's foul attitude is due to "sour grapes". She wants Dixon to tell her he loves her...or, she's a raging bitch. Potayto, potahto.
Casa Wilson. Becky is pissed that Lucille turned up the heat again. Figuratively AND literally. Clever. Only it's not. She wants Harry to grow some balls and stand up to the ol' battleaxe. He respects both women, has undescended testicles, and thinks the situation is difficult since they live in her house. Maybe they should stop being freeloaders and move out? Becky agrees but needs Harry's help. Yaaaaaaaawn. It's this subplot over yet?
At the playground, ya know? Preggers sits alone on a swing. Naomi arrives and doesn't think she should be there or care about Adriana. Aww, that's sweet. Since Naomi figured out that Preggers was at the playground, she thinks that Naomi knows her pretty well. Yeah, good enough to know that she's using again. Naomi starts to walk away when Preggers announces she's with child. The following exchange can only be dictated verbatim as it loses a certain, I don't know what.
Naomi: You're?
Preggers: Pregnant.
Naomi: Pregnant pregnant?
See what I mean? It's like poetry. Preggers doesn't know what to do. Really, Preggers? You have NO options? GAH! Naomi asks about the father. Preggers thinks it'd be neat if she knew who it was, but thinks it's disease infested, Hank. She's scurred, ya'll.
Annie's Boudoir. She asks Ethan if he wants to go to Palm Springs. He figures that she wants to blow (heh) off the beach party to go to Palm Springs. She's ready to go to Palm Springs. Ethan agrees to go to Palm Springs. Palm Springs, Palm Springs, Palm Springs. Oh and by Palm Springs, they mean hiding the salami, and by that they mean bumping uglies. We're talking sex here, people.
Beach Party. A bunch of 30-year-old extras frolic on the beach. Preggers comments on the Frisbee players, "frisbeeing their cares away". She doesn't have to do this. "This"? Go to the beach? Single pregnant teenagers from BH go through so much. Preggers wants to stay and expose her unborn baby to harmful UV rays, plus she told Navid she'd show up. Has she told him? No, silly, they're still together. She'll tell him eventually, when the time is right. Naomi says she doesn't have to decide today. She's still got about 8 more months.
Palm Springs. Anthan arrive at the Love Shack. Palm Springs. Palm Springs? Palm Springs! Annie gives Ethan the grand tour. Dining room. (Nice) Kitchen. (Very nice.) Living room. (Awesome.) Pool. (Cool.) Oh, and the bedroom's in the back. She chickens out thanks to a horny stare from Ethan. They decide to eat and then she can show him the bedroom. I'd stay away from anything too garlicky, you two.
Beach. Silxon arrive. What's in the bag? Tools. Silver's making a sand castle. Dixon stupidly thinks this is the right time to say "it", but backs down. She blabs on and on about being a drip castle aficionado. (Had to look that one up.) Done right, it can be very Gaudi. Not gawdy, Gaudi, the Spanish architect. Damn bitch, he's not retarded. She orders him to go get water. Dixon, so young, so whipped.
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Comments (4)
the clueless and saved by the bell screen cap references made this episode worth watching. great job.
1 of 4 | Posted by baymenxpac | Posted on January 20, 2009 9:52 AM
LOL! thnx baymenxpac, i try :-)
2 of 4 | Posted by mones | Posted on January 20, 2009 1:22 PM
There are just so many things wrong with this show. Who plays field hockey in gym class with uniforms that short? You could almost see Drunkface (Naomi's) hoo-ha. Isn't Palm Springs like kind of far away from West Bev? What time were they getting up to go to school 4 am? And even though Silver was a "psycho hosebeast", she was right about Ethan and Annie...PDA is GROSS get a room (or not!) And PLEASE Lucille do not leave us for too long. She was the bright spot!
3 of 4 | Posted by Yanksfan24 | Posted on January 21, 2009 1:20 PM
true dat, Yanksfan24!
i believe the girls were wearing skorts, which is worse if you really think about it.
and palm springs is like 2 hours away from beverly hills. dylan would never go that far for poon-tang. which is probably why he lived in a hotel for so long.
i like to think lucille is visiting her real family in orange county :-)
4 of 4 | Posted by mones | Posted on January 21, 2009 4:44 PM