Beach Party. Preggers & Naomi are laying down sleeping under a very elaborate tent. If they aren't in the sun, what's the point of laying around like a cow? George emerges from the mist to mess with Pregs. "I heard West Bev's favorite trainwreck druggie is back on tracks. Get it, tracks." Naomi shoos him away.
Casa Wilson. The adults eat dinner. Becky asks if Annie has checked in. Lucille responds that Harry wore cloth diapers. No really, there's a point. She's been a parent for a very long time. An alarm goes off in Becky's big-haired, tiny-brained head. Lucille informs the 'rents that Annie is in Palm Springs, de-stressing from all the worries and pressure of being a white teenaged girl in an affluent city. Becky can't believe Lucille sent her there alone. I can't believe it's not butter, but you learn to live another day. Harry grows some balls and puts Lucille in her place. Annie is their daughter and Lucille had no right to be a buttinski. If Lucille can't accept that, they will move out.
Chez Whitey's. Anthan are on course #3 of a seven course meal. There's no In-N-Out in Palm Springs? No, but they'll be some later! HIYO! Annie ignores a call from Becky. She trusts that Lucille handled things and doesn't question repeated calls from her mother. Tonight is about Anthan. Never trust the elderly, Annie, even if it is Lucille Bluth, or rather, especially if it's Lucille Bluth. Annie is ready to go to Palm Springs. FOR THE LOVE OF GOD! If you can't say the words, you aren't ready to do it! Have you learned nothing from my teenaged mistakes?
Beach Party. Naomi trots over to The Pussycats and confronts them about telling everyone that Preggers is a druggie. They were just repeating what Naomi said. Naomi takes it back and proclaims that Pregs is her friend and that nobody talks smack about her friends. The Pussycats agree...a little too quickly, if you ask me. But Naomi doesn't question it, nor her acting choices, apparently.
Love Shack. Kissing. I love you's. Giggling. Annie can't stop giggling. Damn, he hasn't even taken his pants off yet. She's sorry. It's just that she's waited so long. Yes, dear, 16 years is a long time to wait to have sex considering you just starting liking boys, what, 4-5 years ago? She's nervous. Ethan, Man-whore, says it's normal. Annie says it's a big deal. Today she's a virgin and tomorrow she won't be. But you'll always be a stupid beach, so really, what's changing? She starts killing the mood by telling him she thinks she found "The One" in Ethan. To shut her up, he sticks his tongue down her throat. Clothes come off. But Ethan doesn't get off. He can't, what if they don't work out, what if he hurts her? Too late. Ruh-roh.
Beach Party. George plays a douchie frat boy game and calls Navid over to shit talk Preggers. Navid informs him that Pregs is clean. George thinks he should "wake up and smell the blow". Fake fighting ensues. Preggers pulls Navid off and asks if that display of machismo was done in defense of her honor. Navid's sorry. (Ain't that the truth.) She confirms that he doesn't believe the rumors. Of course he doesn't. Cool, everything going great. So now's the moment, one where he just defended her honor, where they're standing in the middle of a raging beach party, to tell him she's pregnant. He walks away from her. I'd say he took it pretty well.
Palm Springs. Becks and Harry pull up to the Love Shack. Harry realizes Ethan's car is in the driveway. Duh, Harry, how else was she supposed to get there and NOT lose her virginity? They go up to house and see Anthan sleeping is separate room, Annie's chastity in tact. Becky asks what they are doing. Back in the car, Becky thinks it's good for Annie to spend time away. Um, yeah, in 2 years, it's called college. Way to stick to your guns, there, Becks. Harry thinks he's been second guessing himself in the parenting department. He's been pretty irrelevant this whole ep so I wonder what he's talking about. He apologizes, she forgives him and let's Lucille off the hook. And what better way to show that everything's hunky dory than some good old fashioned car sex.
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Comments (4)
the clueless and saved by the bell screen cap references made this episode worth watching. great job.
1 of 4 | Posted by baymenxpac | Posted on January 20, 2009 9:52 AM
LOL! thnx baymenxpac, i try :-)
2 of 4 | Posted by mones | Posted on January 20, 2009 1:22 PM
There are just so many things wrong with this show. Who plays field hockey in gym class with uniforms that short? You could almost see Drunkface (Naomi's) hoo-ha. Isn't Palm Springs like kind of far away from West Bev? What time were they getting up to go to school 4 am? And even though Silver was a "psycho hosebeast", she was right about Ethan and Annie...PDA is GROSS get a room (or not!) And PLEASE Lucille do not leave us for too long. She was the bright spot!
3 of 4 | Posted by Yanksfan24 | Posted on January 21, 2009 1:20 PM
true dat, Yanksfan24!
i believe the girls were wearing skorts, which is worse if you really think about it.
and palm springs is like 2 hours away from beverly hills. dylan would never go that far for poon-tang. which is probably why he lived in a hotel for so long.
i like to think lucille is visiting her real family in orange county :-)
4 of 4 | Posted by mones | Posted on January 21, 2009 4:44 PM