Beach Party. Somehow, two giant purple pillars of light have been erected on the beach. Silxon are finishing their sand castle. Dixon tells Silver he loves her. She pauses, stares at him, and thanks him. OUCH! She doesn't know what to say. How about "I love you, too". It's high school, it doesn't mean shit. Dumbass. He doesn't want her to say anything back. She flips the script and goes all psycho hose beast on him. Is it obligatory for her to reply? It's not fair for him to be angry at her when she did nothing wrong. Really? You suck, Silver. Dixon thinks she's over-reacting. She thinks she reacting. Dixon, rightfully, calls her a freak.
Palm Springs. Anthan walk out and notice the 'rents car. "[The] are here, in Palm Springs?" So, did the writer of this ep make a deal with the Palm Spring tourism board or something? Did he get paid per word? Is he really that shitty? Annie opens the back door and finds her parents spooning. Becky is presumably naked and possibly using the car mats as a blanket. What are they doing there? Becky and Harry could ask the same thing, but they won't. They have to get to school.
AV Club. Pregs walks in and asks Navid how his walk went. He's good. He'd like to tell her he can handle her pregnancy by some other dude, he just doesn't know how to handle this. He's sorry. While I understand that it sucks that your girl got knocked up by one of many guys, it's still a dick move. He knows her history and decides now is the time to quit his savior act? You sicken me, Navid.
Hallway. Silver walks up to Dixon. She apologizes. Dixon gives her a half-hearted "It's cool". He'd like to pretend it never happened. I feel the same way about this episode. He leaves her feeling guilty, and hopefully, rethinking that outfit.
Casa Wilson. Lucille makes herself a smoothie. She doesn't turn the blender off when Becky walks up and stares at her for a couple of seconds. Heh. Becky gives in. The kids can have the car. She tries to keep some face by saying that they'll have to pay for their own gas and insurance. So, Dixon's set. Is Annie's lazy ass gonna get a job? Ooh! She should work at that snooty Rodeo Drive boutique, managed by that racist white lady Brenda worked for. That's what this show is missing. That and talented actors.
Lucille loses some points in my book and apologizes, she crossed the line. Becky wants to continue living rent-free/work this out. Ground rules will be set. Great. Lucille works well with structure, but it'll have to wait. Lucille got the part. (oh yeah, remember that plot point? I didn't.) But it's OK, she thinks Becky's got it covered. Plus, it's good they got the car, she wouldn't want to drive the old one after what Harry and Becky did in it. Oh Lucille, come back to us soon!
PE. Naomi owes Preggers an apology. She confesses to telling The Pussycats that Pregs was using again. (For some reason, I forgot that The Pussycats' real name was "The Blendeds". The reason possibly being that it's fucking stupid.) Naomi says she did it cause she was really hurt and angry after she tried to help Pregs before and was just let down. So, Preggers apologizes to Naomi. This girl needs some self-respect, stat! Naomi asks where they stand. Pregs says "Well, I'm 16, I'm having a baby, so that makes me a walking statistic, and my boyfriend just broke up with me". Well, that's where YOU stand, Pregs, but that's not what she was asking. Naomi tells her she's there to help her in whatever she decides.
WBHS. Ethan tells Annie that his freak out wasn't because he didn't want to jump her bones, but because he realized that he too was a sappy bitch and wanted to establish a strong foundation in their relationship. In the meantime, BJ's in the parking lot? He asks if they can take things slow and proposes a movie date and possible heavy petting. She agrees.
"I love you, Ethan Ward."
Fin.
Next ep: Ryan's back? Ty's back? Someone dies in a fiery car crash? There seems to be a light at the end of the tunnel.
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Comments (4)
the clueless and saved by the bell screen cap references made this episode worth watching. great job.
1 of 4 | Posted by baymenxpac | Posted on January 20, 2009 9:52 AM
LOL! thnx baymenxpac, i try :-)
2 of 4 | Posted by mones | Posted on January 20, 2009 1:22 PM
There are just so many things wrong with this show. Who plays field hockey in gym class with uniforms that short? You could almost see Drunkface (Naomi's) hoo-ha. Isn't Palm Springs like kind of far away from West Bev? What time were they getting up to go to school 4 am? And even though Silver was a "psycho hosebeast", she was right about Ethan and Annie...PDA is GROSS get a room (or not!) And PLEASE Lucille do not leave us for too long. She was the bright spot!
3 of 4 | Posted by Yanksfan24 | Posted on January 21, 2009 1:20 PM
true dat, Yanksfan24!
i believe the girls were wearing skorts, which is worse if you really think about it.
and palm springs is like 2 hours away from beverly hills. dylan would never go that far for poon-tang. which is probably why he lived in a hotel for so long.
i like to think lucille is visiting her real family in orange county :-)
4 of 4 | Posted by mones | Posted on January 21, 2009 4:44 PM