Previously: Ryan and undercover kop, Kim, get close. Because he can't keep it in his pants, he's asked to take a leave. Silver rips him a new one in her blog. Kelly thinks any girl would be lucky to get them a piece of Ryan. Ty and Annie "performed" in Spring Awakening and hooked up. Dixon tells Silver he loves her. She freaks, as freaks often do. Adriana is the new fresh face of teenage pregnancy. Naomi and her are BFF!

WBHS. Harry and Ryan cruise the hall. Hey, look at that, Ryan got a haircut. He looks thinner, too. Still dresses like a high school English teacher, though. Harry got the school board to approve his trip to Berkeley. Ryan wants him to ask someone else. He doesn't know how much longer he'll be teaching. He started out wanting to make a difference but now is just there to do a job and cash a paycheck. I hear that, brother.

Ryan bumps into a surprised Kelly. He didn't call her to tell her he was back. Was he supposed to? OUCH! She doesn't take the hint and asks him to lunch. He doesn't think it's a good idea. She's left to eat his dust as he walks away.

Dixon and Ethan cruise down another hall. Ethan asks if Dixon will be running the lights for the new play. He doesn't know but informs Ethan that Silver is stage-managing. Since Ethan assumes Dixon is Silver's bitch, he thinks that means yes. Dixon corrects him that it's an "I don't know". Showing an ability to read people that is lacking in others on this show, Ethan asks if they're OK. They're pretending to be. Dixon avoids any more small talk by telling Ethan to go say hi to Annie...

...Who's standing with some random girls. She turns to Ethan and recites lines from (according to Google) Shakespeare's Antony and Cleopatra. She claims it's "so poetic, so eloquent, so Shakespearean". She really has a way with words, this one. She's glad the new drama teacher chose it and wants to play Cleopatra soooo bad. Ethan thinks she'll do great. Ethan also wants to jump her bones, so what he thinks is wrong. Annie continues to blabber on and one about how it's a role she's always wanted to play, she knew she'd get it one day, but never thought in high school. Counting your eggs before they hatch there, Chicken Legs?

The drama teacher comes out to post the audition sign-up sheet. She's been on-screen for all of 5 seconds and is already bugging the shit out of me. She kinda looks like a cross between Cousin Geri from Facts of Life and Helena Bonham Carter in Planet of the Apes. She wishes everyone luck and begs for a lawsuit by discouraging any epileptics from auditioning due to the use of strobe lights in the play. She sucks. Some random drama nerd tries to kiss her ass by telling her he saw the Equus she directed...She cuts him off by telling him to kiss her ass by washing her car. Ugh. Tool. She notices Annie and says that she saw a tape of her in Spring Awakening, "pretty damn impressive stepping in like that". She looks forward to her audition. I look forward to her slow, painful death.

Ethan thinks her odds are good. Annie thinks he should audition, too, that way they can spend time together. Ethan points in disgust to the drama nerds and says that he's not an actor. Annie says there are tons of small parts. Correction: not small parts, only small actors. She means there are tons of less time consuming parts. He thinks that five minutes on stage would make him sweat more than an entire lacrosse game. He should probably see someone about that. She tells him he'd make a good Egyptian slave boy; she'd summon him to her chamber. He thinks it's an enticing offer. Enticing or revolting, you make the call.

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