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Cafeteria. Silver's bitching about being kicked out of Ryan's class, he's the only teacher who's not a "brain dead zombie jerk". I demand a recount. Dixon has pretty much had it with her but doesn't smack a bitch, just yet. He reminds her about her exposé on underage girls and the teachers who love them. According to her source at the rumor mill, Ryan did it, so in her mind she didn't do anything wrong. She's the reason blogs don't get any journalistic respect. Still, continues Dixon, Ryan's feelings were hurt and guys try to act like they don't have feeling or get hurt by what she says, but Dixon they does. His poignant speech falls on deaf ears as Silver decides to win Ryan back by writing the "bestest paper ever!" on Heart of Darkness. Disappointment, thy name is Dixon.

Naomi's House. A lady stands on the dining room table barefoot admiring the moldings. Naomi walks in and asks her who the hell she is. She's Lucinda, Power Realtor. She's there to do a walk-thru for the broker pre-tour. "I don't understand a single world you just said, so..." BAAAH. She may be the one of the worst actresses to ever grace my television set, but sometimes AnnaLynne McCord can really nail a line reading. Christian appears and fills Naomi in on what her bitch face mom didn't. Tracy's not in Paris as Naomi thought. She's actually laying low in NYC for some R & R. He doesn't know how long she'll be there so he's taking advantage and selling the house. Naomi can live with him and Gayle at the beach house.

Highway, Night. Pregs drive and chain drinks coffee and eat candy bars. Naomi texts her wondering where she is. You know, for as shitty as Naomi is as a person, she's really a good friend. Morning comes and Pregs is still driving. She almost gets in an accident and pulls over to the side of the road, shaken and stirred. She pulls herself together and drives off the opposite direction.

Beach House. Naomi walks into the kitchen as her dad and Gayle make out. Naomi has to go back to the house to get her favorite jeans. Christian thinks she should wear one of the 1,394,204 pairs he's bought her. Gayle wants to talk to Naomi. "Right, you're glad I'm here, you're not trying to replace my mom and you want us to be pals, squawk, squawk, squawk." Heh. Actually, she wanted to talk about the noise that woke her up at 3am. Naomi showers at night and has to dry her hair otherwise she's a hot tranny mess. Naomi has a spoonful of her Kids cereal and says she's done. Christian tells her to sit her ass down, it's his house and she'll do what he says.

Kelly's House of Boring Character We Once Loved. Silver's on the couch typing on her laptop. ME TOO! Did she stay up all night? Yeah, except for those 2 hours of drool-filled sleep. Kelly is glad Silver is excited about schoolwork. Unlike the teenage Kelly we loved and lost to character assassination. Silver thinks Ryan will send her a hand-written invitation back to his class. Kelly didn't know about the transfer and asks why he did that. Silver oversimplifies the situation with "You know Matthews. He's a little bit sensitive". Kelly nostrils fill with rage. Is there no other way to convey that emotion?

WBHS. Anthan rehearse. Ethan line reads badly. Ty finishes the lines and says he like the way Ethan enunciates. (Where the hell has he been?) Ethan fights back with telling him he likes the way Ty wears his jeans, just one size too small. He makes a small penis gesture with his hand. "Not many guys can pull that off." After a quick death stare, he asks Annie if she wants to rehearse since they'll be auditioning together. He misses acting with her. Ty leaves and Annie asks if Ethan minds. Ethan? Jealous? Of that pretty boy? Nah. Annie ain't quite buying it.

Women's Clinic. Preggers pulls up.

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