Beach. Naomi's sits on the beach with a bonfire for one. Pregs comes up. She's sorry, she had to drive. "Where to Solvang?" That was random. She just drove trying to figure out what to do. As she drove up the coast, she kept seeing people frolicking on the beach, without a care in the world. She thought, "[Pregs], you're never gonna be like them again". See this? It's the world's tiniest violin. Whatever she decides, abortion or having the baby, how will she ever fly a kite again? You're killing me! She mentions her almost accident and how she realized that she had to take control of the situation. She went to the Women's Clinic, but she couldn't, she can't. Naomi says she understands and that she doesn't think she'd be able to go through with it..."I can't, I'm too far along, it's not legal, it's not possible, abortion just isn't an option. Whether I like it or not, I'm having this baby." Well, there's always falling down the stairs? I'm sure Ray Pruitt's available.
Beach House. Naomi informs her dad that she reserved a hotel suite until her mom gets back. What hotel would rent a room to a 16-year-old?! He doesn't think so, he's her father, there's no option. Technically, he is Naomi's father but he's not much of a parent, he hasn't earned that right. She claims that there are teenagers straight out of rehab that can't afford a cup of coffee that will make a better parent than him. Instead of asking for physical proof of such a crazy statement he tells her she can't talk to him like that. She tells him about her visit to the house yesterday around 3pm and wonders how in the world the broker is going to sell the house, what with his penis inside her. Christian angry whispers, "I'm your father". She doesn't need a father anymore.
Ryan's Class. Silver comes in. Ryan read her paper. He claims it wasn't bad. He likes that she read the book and liked reading what she thought. Oh NOW you like to read what she thinks. Make up your mind. The point is, Ryan lets the Taylor-Silver women tell him what to do and lets Silver back in his class. Wuss.
Hallway. GBC walks thru a crowd of students and thanks everyone who auditioned as she posts the cast roster. Annie got the part of...Charmain. Random Drama Nerd tells her that it's a pretty good part. Not good, but pretty good. Despite being Cleo's fav servant BFF and dying at the end, Annie isn't pleased. Ethan checks the roster. He got the part of Mardian the Eunuch. Annie's surprised he auditioned. He thought they could hang out. Annie doesn't seem too happy. Bitter, party of one. Random Drama Nerd #2 comes running up and asks who got the lead.
Cut to Pregs. She's talking to Kelly and Naomi. Kelly tells her that she's there for Pregs for whatever she wants or needs. Pregs apologizes for being such a C You Next Tuesday. It's cool, Pregs. Kelly knows you're just a kid and got carried away. Naomi runs down all the things they need to do: get medical info, Kelly can hook her up with a support group for pregnant teens, get the best OB/GYN in town, "Platinum speculum all the way". Yuck. Kelly tells her that the nosy doctors will want to know who the father is. So...it looks like she got knocked up BEFORE rehab and that her overdose, miraculously, didn't induce a miscarriage. Pregs admits that Hank is not the father. In fact, there's only one guy it could be...and here he is!
It's Ty. He congratulates her on getting the part. Naomi and Kelly figure from the obvious freaked out look on Preggers face that Ty is the father. He feels the vibe of the table and slowly backs away. He'll see Pregs at dinner.
Casa Wilson. Annie's lying around in a dark room. What was that about no small parts, just small actors? Ethan stops by to pick Annie up for the cast & crew dinner. She's all SOUR GRAPES and isn't going. He thought that the whole point of the play was to be together. She tells him to go. He leaves after reaffirming that she's the leading lady in his life.
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Comments (3)
Just wanted to comment to let you know you are very funny! I've never read the recaps to any of the scripted shows I watch, because I didn't think they'd be as entertaining as the "reality" television shows ... but you've proved me wrong! had me laughing! : )
1 of 3 | Posted by Lady_Ace | Posted on January 25, 2009 2:28 PM
awww shucks, thanks! i
2 of 3 | Posted by mones | Posted on January 26, 2009 3:18 PM
Wouldn't the doctors at the hospital that I assume she went to after her overdose discovered she was, oh I don't know...PREGNANT?
Wait, why am I trying to make sense of this show? Thanks for a funny recap Mones!
3 of 3 | Posted by leenie | Posted on January 28, 2009 8:06 AM